Part 1
My name is Kiba Yuuto, and I am a second year high school student at Kuoh Academy.
Normally, it would have been our main character, Hyoudou Issei, narrating…. However, Issei-kun has caught a serious illness so this time, I will be narrating instead.
And that illness is…
"Don't say improper things such as tits!"
.....Issei-kun's brain has gone haywire...…
It happened one day after school. The members of our Occult Research Club and I were gathered in our club room and were talking to each other.
We have a secret that we can't tell the other students. That secret is the fact that we are actually devils. We were gathered around by our "King", Buchou of the Occult Research Club and our senpai, Rias Gremory-Buchou, in order to have a discussion on the upcoming month.
"Compared to last month, our contract rate has gone down slightly, especially with middle age people and the elderly. I would therefore like everyone to keep that in mind."
Rias-Buchou said while reading the data from our files.
My kohai, Toujou Koneko said with her hand up,
"…..I saw on television that some electronic stores build a great relationship with the elderly population, so although they don't have as much price cuts as the other stores, they are still doing better than other electronic stores. They even managed to open more stores because of that."
"What this means is that having a good relationship with humans is very important. It is easy to forget essential things like that when you are doing a Devil's work."
Our dark pony-tailed senpai and Fukubuchou, Himejima Akeno-san said after hearing Koneko-chan.
A Devil's work consists of granting a human's wish, in exchange for something equivalent. Nowadays, it is rare to find someone who's willing to give up their lives, but greedy people always exist in this world. Thanks to that, we Devils can continue to work.
Young Devils such as us gather around and give our opinions on how to improve our contract rate frequently.
"I don't know if I can build any relationships with humans…."
Our cross-dressing kohai who looks like a bishoujo, Gasper-kun, made an uncomfortable face. For someone who can't communicate well with people he doesn't know, it might be too challenging.
I looked at the clock on the wall. Buchou seems to have the same thought as me as she kept looking at her watch with a worried expression.
"....They are late. What is Ise doing at this time?"
Rias-Buchou muttered.
Yes, not only Issei-kun but his classmates, Asia-chan, Xenovia-chan and Irina-chan were also not here as well. I'm in same year as they are but my class finished already. Their class shouldn't be delayed this late….
Suddenly, the sound of a large footstep shocked the entire building, and that sound was coming nearer and nearer towards us with tremendous speed.
BANG!
Three girls each with pale faces burst into our club room loudly.
The three girls were golden haired Asia-chan, partially dyed hair Xenovia-chan and twin pony- tailed Irina-chan. Asia-chan and Xenovia-chan are both are devils just like us, whereas Irina-chan is an angel. It's true, everyone!
All three look perplexed. What happened? Actually, where is Issei-kun? Normally those four would arrive together.
"R-R-Rias Onee-sama! It's an emergency!"
Asia-chan shouted with tears in her eyes. Rias-Buchou realized something must have happened and walked towards the three girls.
"It's alright, calm down Asia. What happened? Where is Ise?"
Xenovia closed her eyes and looked towards the ceiling, pointing at the corridor.
".....he became weird."
She said in very small voice.
Became weird? What does that mean?
Irina-chan made a pose like she was going to pray and walked towards the window. Immediately, she started to pray.
When Rias-Buchou looked toward the corridor, a guy came into the club room. It was Issei-kun.
...What happened to him? He doesn't look that different on the outside….Hyoudou Issei-kun, my comrade and my only friend. He is a hard working type and does everything seriously. His flaw however is that he's a big pervert, always thinking about something erotic. He loves breasts so much that whenever he meets female members, he would look at their breasts first.
His dream is to become High Class Devil and make a harem. He's working hard to make his dream come true and he loves girls more than anything else.
That Issei-kun made a bright smile and said,
"Rias-Buchou, there is nothing wrong with me."
...…..
Wai…wait? Did Issei-kun refer to himself in a polite manner? [1] That's weird, did I hear it wrong?
Buchou also realized that Issei-kun was acting weird, so she followed Issei's eyes to see where he was looking at.
Then she exclaimed,
"Ise isn't looking at my breasts!"
"""…WHAT?!"""
When we heard that, everyone was surprised.
….no way….
To Issei-kun, Buchou's breasts are something so dear that he would never take his eyes off them. Issei-kun himself said this.
---Kiba, listen to me. Buchou's breasts, for me, define where I came from as well as where I should return. They never get old. Did you know? Buchou's nipples feel different from each other.
When we were at a park, during sun set, he said that as we were discussing our dreams. I thought of slapping him for that and even if I did, he couldn't say anything at all.
But he had such a bright smile. His smile was shining around his face when he said that. He was always thinking about Buchou's breasts.
Akeno-senpai went up to him and grabbed his hands. Then suddenly…..she put his hands on her breasts.
And then….
"Wha….What are you doing?! Don't do such indecent things!"
Issei-kun pulled his hands out and made an embarrassed expression!
No way! How can this happen?!
Issei-kun was embarrassed to touch a girl's breasts! What just happened!?!
Issei-kun worshipped Akeno-senpai's large breasts. Even called them gods! Sometimes he even says, "Thank you, thank you" towards them! Whenever he saw Akeno-senpai in P.E class with her jiggling breasts, he even cried in happiness and bowed down toward them! He was so enthusiastic whenever her breasts jiggled!
He always said that the only valley that is comparable to the Grand Canyon in America is either the cleavage of Rias-Buchou or Akeno-senpai!
Akeno-senpai looks like she is shaken by Issei-kun's reaction.
"Ise-kun didn't grab onto my tits…. No way…."
It looks like she was so shocked that she couldn't even walk straight anymore.
Issei-kun reddened his face and shouted
"Girls shouldn't say indecent things like 'tits'!"
I couldn't stop my tears from coming out.
Hello everyone, it looks like Issei-kun has caught an illness. And it's a very terrible illness….
Part 2
"Please explain what has happened."
Rias-Buchou asked Asia, Xenovia and Irina-chan after sitting them on the sofa.
Calming themselves with tea given by Akeno-senpai, they started talking while wiping their tears from their eyes.
It happened while they were on their way to the club room after school.
"Look, UFO!"
Issei-kun noticed an unidentified object floating in the sky. Others who noticed the object were also looking at it in curiosity. Just then…
"That unidentified object flew towards Issei-kun and fired a beam toward him. When Asia-chan healed Issei-kun with her powers…."
"Ise-san, are you alright?"
"…yes I'm fine Asia-chan, it looks like today is peaceful too. I wish everyone living on Earth could be happy hehehe."<-saying that with a bright smile and having a pair of clear eyes.
"…..Iss. Ise-san?"
"He has lost interest in women completely..... ah and also, the UFO looked like Adamski UFO….."[2]
Asia-chan explained while wiping her tears.
… My goodness, this is a disaster. I don't know what to say any more!
UFO? Hit by beam fired by UFO? Well, Angels and Devils do exist so it won't be weird if aliens do exist as well…. Even so, this is troublesome. We are the Occult Research Group so shouldn't we be happy that we found a UFO? This is nonetheless unexpected.
Issei-kun, I know you are the type who gets into trouble a lot but I didn't expect you to be attacked by aliens…
Everyone turned their gaze towards Issei-kun who was sitting in the corner of the room.
Issei-kun was… writing a thousand ways to save the world in his note.
Koneko-chan approached him and asked
"….What are you writing senpai?"
"Ah! Koneko-chan! I'm just writing down methods to make people in this world happy! How about you Koneko-chan? Let's do our best to make our world…."
BANG! POW!
Koneko-chan started to beat Issei-kun up before he had the chance to continue what he was saying. Judging by the sound, she put a spin to her punch to make it more powerful.
Issei-kun was smiling even though he was having a nosebleed.
"That's a good punch! But that hurts a bit!"
"….I thought he would be cured if I hit his head…. Issei-senpai, which one do you prefer, the breasts of Rias-Buchou or Akeno-senpai?"
"Wha? What are you saying Koneko-chan?! An innocent person like you shouldn't be saying such an erotic…."
BANG! POW!
This time again, Koneko-chan didn't give Issei-kun a chance to finish his sentence and punched his face, and pushed her fist into his face further.
"….Issei-senpai does not say things like that."
"Kon…Koneko-chan! S-Stop it! Girls should be on top of…."
BANG! BANG!
"….Issei-senpai does not say things like that."
"I-I get it! I'll be your fighting partner! And then you will become world's best MMA fighter! And we can go for world peace from…."
PING! CRASH!
I couldn't even figure out what was being broken at this point. But even so, Koneko-chan tried to cure Issei-kun. By punching him.
I said to Koneko-chan who was still beating up Issei-kun in a mount position.
"Umm, Koneko-chan. Can't you say that Issei-kun became normal? Koneko-chan did hate Issei-kun being openly perverted right? You did say you wanted him to be less perverted in a way."
That is correct. Koneko-chan always punched Issei-kun when he was doing anything perverted.
"Issei-senpai, please refrain yourself."
Saying things like that.
Shouldn't this situation be something Koneko-chan wanted? I thought to myself…
However, Koneko-chan had tears in her eyes and said.
"...I don't...want him to lose interest in me too…."
That's right. As a woman in love, her feelings must be very complicated.
"What do Rias-Buchou and Akeno-senpai think about this situation?"
After hearing my question, those two looked at each other.
"I always wanted him to be more sensible from the beginning, and he became more like a gentlemen but…."
"He is still lovely but…. I guess it is a bit of a shame....."
"I think the Ise who looked at us as women passionately is the best."
"Yes. That way, it's more fun and worthwhile to become more womanly."
"Right~?"
Even though these two fought over Issei-kun all the time, in a situation like this, their view was the same.
"Ise, right now isn't fun at all."
"Ise-kun who's not perverted is like, how should I say, eel rice without an eel in it."
Xenovia-chan complained, and Irina-chan made a weird analogy.
"Ise-san is Ise-san. Even if he stays like this forever, I will stay by his side. But to be honest, I prefer the previous Ise-san."
Even Asia-chan, who has the most faith in Issei-kun, wanted the old Issei-kun back.
Opinions of those who love him are the same. Now the question is, how can we turn him back….?
Fastest way might be to catch that UFO…
"I think everyone's opinion is the same. What shall we do now?"
I asked everyone.
"I guess I have no choice. I'll go and catch the UFO that caused all this."
Xenovia grabbed a bug catching net as well as her sword. Is she thinking of catching a UFO with those equipment? Nevertheless if it's Xenovia, I have a feeling she has good chance of doing so.
"You… You think you can do it…?"
"Don't worry Kiba. I was thinking for a while. Aren't we more amazing than aliens in terms of what we are?"
Xenovia said that with a serious look on her face.
T-That might be true….Devils, Angels, Yokais, Vampires, etc. our existence is like a fantasy itself. So if we put it that way, it wouldn't be surprising if there are aliens out there.
But Xenovia, aren't aliens and us a bit different?
"OK! Gasper, let's go!"
Gasper-kun was surprised at Xenovia's words as he probably never would have thought that he would be chosen.
"Wh…why…why do you need me to catch aliens????"
Xenovia was tying Gasper-kun down like she wasn't going to let Gasper escape and said,
"Your eyes can stop time, so you can stop the flying UFO with your eyes."
Ah ha, Gasper-kun has the ability to stop time for whatever he sees so she is thinking of stopping the flying object with his ability. But aren't UFOs quite fast? I wonder if it will go as planned…
Xenovia shouldered Gasper, who was immobilised with a rope and said to Irina.
"Irina, you too! Let's go and exorcise the heathens called aliens!"
Irina-chan nodded her head strongly after hearing this… wait, considering aliens as heathens are a bit….
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"Yes! We can't be defeated by invaders. In the name of Lord, in the name of Michael-sama! We will defeat those aliens!"
Irina-chan, it looks like you have decided to do that even before setting out on your journey.
Xenovia and Irina-chan marched out of the club room with the immobilised Gasper-kun on Xenovia's shoulder.
It looks like negotiation is not an option…. The only thing I can do is make a bitter smile.
Right then, Rias-Buchou petted Issei-kun's hair who has been released from the beating of Koneko-chan.
"Right, let's leave the UFO to those three, and let's try and find the solution ourselves."
Thus, Operation "Get Issei-kun back" has started.
Operation "Get Issei-kun Back"
Plan A [Full Armour Asia]
"Ok Asia, please use your healing powers on Ise's head please."
"Yes"
Asia-chan replied.
Operation "Get Issei-kun Back" has started and for starters, we decided to try and use Asia-chan's power to cure Issei-kun.
…Except, Asia-chan was wearing a school swimsuit and a pair of knee socks.
Not only that, she was wearing cat ears, a cat tail and was wearing a cat collar necklace as well. The name tag on her chest reads 'Asia'.
Even Rias-Buchou called Asia-chan [Full Armour Asia] and nodded her head in approval. If it was normal Issei-kun, he would be in tears and would have said…
"That's amazing, Asia-chan!"
But… Issei-kun had no reaction to Asia-chan's erotic costume.
Rather, it seemed like he was denying it.
"Ise-san… please go back to how you were before."
Asia-chan extended her hands toward Issei-kun's head and a green light came out from her hands. Lights covered his head and bruises started to disappear.
"Thank you Asia-chan, the pain is gone now."
Issei-kun smiled, but Asia-chan's face became sad. If it was normal, Issei-kun would have said "Asia" in an affectionate tone. It seems like she was sad that he didn't call her that way.
But she wiped her tears away, folded her hands like a cat's paw, spun around on the spot and made a cute pose with her body.
"Come to Asia if you need to heal nyaa «"
She said in a cute voice while winking but…
"OK!"
He just gave short reply.
Hearing that, Asia-chan's body started to tremble and she leaped into Rias-Buchou's chest.
"Rias onee-sama! I can't do it! I can't use the cat ears and the tail to my advantage like Koneko-chan!"
Next to her, Koneko-chan wiggled her ears and tail. She is a Nekomata, so unlike the cat ears and tail of Asia-chan, her ears and tail are real.
"Don't worry Asia, you were very cute so don't be too sad. Leave the rest to us."
So the treatment had no success.
Operation "Get Issei-kun-Back"
Plan B [Nekomata Senjutsu]
"….I will channel ki around his head then."
Koneko-chan put her hands on Issei-kun's head and started to concentrate. Ki started to form around her hands as she was doing that.
Nekomatas can use senjutsu to correct the flow of ki in a person's body and that's what Koneko-chan is trying to do to Issei-kun's head.
"While Koneko is working, let's show Ise his treasured ero magazines."
Rias boucho took out the ero magazines that only Issei-kun uses and showed them to him. ….um, I think Rias-Buchou and Akeno-senpai found those rather quickly…. They already knew where he kept them I see. Issei-kun, your treasured books have been found by these two already.
"Ku! S-Stop it! T-That kind of indecent books, I don't want to see it…!"
"What are you talking about. It's the books that you always read isn't it?"
"Issei-kun, this is like the Holy Bible to you. It is because of these books that you became who you are. Now, look at this page where these girls are wearing sexy cosplay."
Rias-Buchou and Akeno-senpai tied Issei-kun onto a chair and put tape on his eyes so he couldn't close his eyes. They instantly forced him to read the books that way.
While correcting ki around his head, his treasured books were shown to him. We thought that these two combined methods would cure him of his illness but Koneko-chan stopped using senjutsu and shook her head.
"….it's impossible. The Ki itself hasn't been altered. In fact, it is normal. The Ki was disturbed when he was reading that book in fact."
Hearing this report, Rias-Buchou put her hand on her chin.
"That means there is nothing wrong with his body… that's more annoying than I thought. What on earth did that UFO do…"
Seriously, what happened to Issei-kun….
"My my. This costume is amazing. If I wear it, Ise-kun surely would be happy right?"
Akeno-senpai started to read the book and blushed a little. Hearing that, Rias-Buchou also started to read the book.
"…hmm. I think this will suit me more. This costume highlights the person's legs, like it was made for me."
"That sounds like you are saying that I don't have curvature on my body like you do."
"I have confidence in my legs. Ise even complemented it. He said the balance between my thighs and calf is awesome."
Rias-Buchou showed her legs off to Akeno-senpai. Akeno-senpai was just smiling.
"Ara, Ise-kun complemented my thin waist a few days ago, saying that the curvature between my chest and my hips is ideal."
This time, Akeno-senpai showed her waistline off to Rias-Buchou. Seeing that, Buchou's eyes twitched a little.
"…are you saying that I'm fatter then you?!"
"That's my line! Ise-kun likes my body more!"
"No! He likes mine more!"
"Rias, you idiot!"
"Akeno, you jerk!"
…ah. It seems like these two have forgotten about curing Issei-kun completely and started to argue between themselves. And they won't stop any time soon either.
Koneko-chan and I sighed after seeing this.
Operation "Get Issei-kun Back"
Plan C [Pressing switch]
"Let's make him press Rias's nipples."
After calming herself, Akeno-senpai suggested her plan. Even so, saying nipples all of a sudden…
"Last time when Ise-kun went berserk with the Red Dragon's power, he turned back to normal after touching Rias's breasts."
That's right. Not too long ago, Issei-kun went berserk with the power of the Welsh Dragon within him. 'Juggernaut Drive' not only destroyed the surroundings, but also defeated a strong foe in seconds.
However, he didn't stop even after defeating the enemy. In the end, we made him touch Buchou's breasts to turn him back to normal. That was probably possible only because it was Issei-kun, also known as the Oppai Dragon, who loves breasts more than anything. The act of touching the breasts of the woman he loves must be something grander than anything he desires.
"Maybe we can cure him by making him touch Rias's breasts again."
Because of what happened before, Akeno-senpai didn't hesitate to give her opinion.
Rias-Buchou blushed after hearing out Akeno-senpai.
"My….my breasts….. it's being used like this again….it's Ise who's touching it so it's fine but, trying to solve everything with my breasts is a bit…."
Akeno-senpai put her hands on Rias-Buchou's shoulder to reduce her embarrassment.
"No Rias, this may be your chance. Also it's like fan service."
"What do you mean fan service…I don't even know what you are talking about…."
Akeno-senpai calmed the embarrassed Rias-Buchou down, right after they just had a massive argument with each other. It is because they are normally on good terms with each other that they can be like this….. but to touch Buchou's breasts…. Well it suits Issei-kun very much but….
"Let's try it for now."
Akeno-senpai used her power to bring up a curtain and took Issei-kun and Rias-Buchou behind it.
"Now Buchou, please take your clothes off. Ise-kun, it's the breasts of the person you love, Rias-Buchou. Look closely."
It seems like Buchou started taking her clothes off. Only Akeno-senpai and and Issei-kun could see her naked body over the curtain though. Just then, Asia-chan also went over there.
"N-No! I-I'm not going to see indecent things like that!"
I can see from the shadows that Issei-kun was frantically trying to escape from his chair.
"….That's bit unpleasant. Ok, I will make sure you press my nipples then."
"That's it Rias! Ise-kun! Now stare at Rias's breasts!"
"I don't want to! I don't want to look at breasts!"
"Now, touch her breasts! Then press down on her breasts!"
It seemed like Akeno-senpai grabbed Issei-kun's hands and brought them to Rias-Buchou's breasts.
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! I don't want to press her breasts! Erotic! Indecent! I'm not interested in that kind of thing! World peace and breasts are not related in any ways!"
"That's not true! Her breasts are breasts that have brought peace in the underworld! Look at her breasts, it has a nice pink colour to it right?! Now, press it with all your might!"
Akeno-senpai, you are very enthusiastic. I'm surprised. Are you enjoying this situation that much? I think she is.
"Ise-san! Press it! If you press Rias onee-sama's breasts, everything will be solved! Don't give up! Soon you will be fine!"
Asia-chan is also saying things like that… I know she's desperate but….
Issei-kun however didn't give up either.
"I'm not going to lose to things like breasts! I'm not going to give up!"
"Press my breasts Ise! That way, you can turn back to the way you were before!"
"Now, press it!"
"Press her breasts, Ise-san!"
…this is a scary situation. The only thing I could do was just stare at the situation with my mouth half opened. Breasts and tits… it feels like I've seen this situation before somewhere.
"…whenever Ise-senpai did something it always felt like that."
Koneko-chan sighed.
That's right, it was always like this. I think I want to cry….
When I was about to think I don't care what happened next, someone came into the club room.
Having a long silver hair and also wearing suits, it was Rossweisse-san who became our newest comrade.
Rossweisse-san apologised while coming in and…
"I'm sorry I'm late! Staff meeting was longer then…. What! You guys, the sun hasn't set yet but what are you guys doing?!"
She was shocked to see what was happening in front of her.
That's right. If anyone saw this, they would be confused…
Operation "Get Issei-kun Back"
Not planned from start [Nordic Magic]
"So that's what happened. I understand."
After hearing what had happened so far, Rossweisse-san nodded her head.
"But isn't this a good thing? It's not good to be indecent. Can't we accept this as a fate and move on?"
Rossweisse-san gave her opinion but….
"No way! We already discussed this and decided to turn him back to normal. Please, cooperate with us. If it was you, a Valkyrie, you should have an idea right?"
Having heard Rias-Buchou, Rossweisse-san tilted her head slightly.
"Hmm. I'm against students of the opposite sex being too close to each other so I'm fine with him as he is now but, if Rias-san says so then I have no choice but to cooperate. I will do it."
Rossweise-san accepted her request.
"Then let's get started."
She walked towards Issei-kun and put her hand forward. Magic circle appeared on her hand and she started to investigate something.
"His body is normal. And his devil and dragon powers are normal too. In terms of curse… ah, it seems like I can detect something."
"When you say you can detect something…then he's been cursed?"
When Rias-Buchou asked, Rossweise-san nodded her head.
"Yes. I don't know what type but it seems like some complicated spell is focused on his head. It has some similarities to a Devil's power, and it looks like there is also the power of a Fallen Angel too. It even has traces of Nordic magic too. Anyway, this is a bit complicated."
"You think you can cure him?"
"I'll do my best"
Rossweisse-san summoned a bag and started to look through her bag.
In her bag there are things items such as an unknown animal's tail, grass with weird colour and a dangerous looking bottle of liquid. She took them out and started to mix them together in mortar. Then she took out flasks and beakers and mixed them all together.
Foul fumes started to come out of the flask; I couldn't bear it any more and opened the windows. Is she turning magic into medicine?
About 10 minutes later, the beaker was full of liquid with seven different colours to it.
"It's done! This is a Nordic medicine that reverses a spell's effect!"
The medicine was bubbling and emitting dangerous looking fumes but… it looks like it will work.
"Now, Hyoudou Issei-kun, drink this! It should have an affect! Not only this will undo any spell, it should fix you dense brain as well!"
When Rossweisse-san came close to Issei-kun, he started to resist like mad men.
"M-My nose! I think I'm going to suffocate just by smelling it!"
He was trying to escape from his chair but we just pinned him down on his chair.
"P-Please let me go! I will die if I drink it!"
"Hohoho, it's cute that you are trying to resist. But it's futile. You can't escape from the Nordic spell. Now, drink this and become a model student."
Rossweisse-san gave an unpleasant smile. It seems like she is enjoying this too much but, surely that was just my imagination… is this really a medicine used to reverse the spell? I had my doubts but I made him drink every last drop.
Gulp Gulp
Issei-kun was forced to drink all of it, and when he finished…
Purple fumes came out of every hole of his face and his skin also changed colours to the same seven colours. After that….
Slump
His head slumped unnaturally and some kind of liquid came out of his mouth.
Seeing that, everyone was scared….. is he…. fine? It looked like his soul just left his body.
Rossweisse-san was tilting her head.
"That's weird. Odin-sama's dementia was cured with this drink…."
Don't tell me. You didn't used poison to suppress poison right? BANG!
When we were confused to our wit's end, someone burst into the club room.
"Buchou! Everyone! We did it!"
"We did it! We did it!"
Xenovia and Irina-chan came in with their uniforms soiled.
In their hands there was a silver metallic fragment… don't tell me….
"We caught that UFO!"
Xenovia reported their victory.
Everyone, this is a disaster.
…my comrade has finally defeated the visitor from outer space.
After hearing something so ridiculous, I couldn't say anything at all.
Part 3
"…that's a real UFO."
Rias-Buchou was looking at it like she still couldn't believe it.
Outside of old building, there was what we called the Adamski type unidentified flying object (UFO), which crashed on the ground.
It seems like after spotting the UFO, Xenovia used her sword while Irina angel powers to attack the object, and after some fighting, the UFO crashed. These two then carried the object all the way here. The fact that they weren't caught by normal people is admirable. Did they use some kind of technology from Heavens?
But attacking aliens without any reason might be a problem here, and there is no getting around this. This might be the worst possible way to start the communication between aliens.
While I was worrying about that, Xenovia burst open something which looks like an entrance with her sword.
"See? My Durandal works with aliens as well."
She said that so proudly… even though we aren't sure whether it's hostile… well, it did attack Issei-kun first.
"What happened to Gasper-kun?"
I couldn't see where he was so I asked Xenovia. His objective was to make the UFO stop so….
Xenovia closed her eyes and Irina-chan covered her mouth and silently shed tears. What happened?
"Kiba, Gasper was good person. He fought bravely until the end."
"Gasper-kun got hit by the beam then…"
There was a box where Irina-chan pointed!
When I opened the box, there was Gasper-kun all burnt!
"We can't let his demise go to waste! Let's go and defeat those aliens!"
After shouting that, Xenovia walked inside the object.
Why is she so excited in the wrong kind of ways? Ah, I think Gasper-kun twitched a little, at least he's alive.
"….Y-Yuuto-senpai… I-I don't think.... I'm going to like SF any more..... [3]."
"You did great Gasper-kun."
I put my hands on his shoulder. You become like this a bit too often lately.
I'll make a nice dinner for you later. I cried in delight upon seeing my kohai.
A few minutes later, Xenovia came out dragging something.
And that was….
We couldn't be more surprised!
"It was Azazel-sensei!"
That was right. Xenovia dragged out our adviser and the leader of the Fallen Angels, Azazel-sensei.
He had a big bump on his head and fainted but there was no mistake. It was him.
…what have you done now sensei…
"Ahh. I wanted to make a UFO all of a sudden! I made it look like real thing!"
Sensei laughed like he didn't regret it.
After that, we heard the truth.
When he watched a documentary about UFOs, Sensei wanted to make one himself, and ended up working on it in a secret lab underneath the school building. Featuring all the latest technology from the Fallen Angel side, he finished one. It was amazing that he had the technology to make UFOs. Can't you use that useful skill on something more worthwhile….? I wanted to complain to him. If I recall correctly, you also made a robot last Summer too if I remember correctly. Maybe he is the most threatening person in this world.
After that, he wanted to test fly the contraption so he turned the UFO on. It had a special barrier so normal humans couldn't see which also means there wouldn't be many problems. Seriously, he worries about all sorts of things.
Since the UFO worked better than he expected, he was in good mood and decided to show himself to Issei-kun's group.
"Hahaha. Well, when I saw Issei on the ground, I really wanted to fire some beams."
That was the reason for attacking Issei-kun, and thanks to that, Issei-kun lost his indecency.
Slap!
Rias-Buchou hit Sensei's head with a fan and glared at him.
"You know…it is because of you that Ise became like this. It's fine if you make an UFO, but what teacher fires a beam at his students?"
Hearing that, sensei made a cool pose and pointed himself with his thumb.
"Right here!"
Slap!
The second attack was harsher than the first one.
Rias-Buchou asked Sensei, who was rubbing the place where he had been hit.
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"So how can you turn him back to normal? It's sad seeing him like that."
Sensei replied to Rias-Buchou.
"Well, I just wanted to make a weapon so it's something I just made on the go. To turn him back to normal, I will have to decipher the content of the beam and that might take a while."
After sensei said that, Rias Buchou and the other women present teared up a little.
"T-That means he's not going to turn back to normal for a while?! No way! Ise who isn't erotic isn't Ise at all!"
Behind the mad Rias-Buchou, Akeno-senpai was smiling while emitting electricity from her body.
"Sensei? You can fix him right? If you can't, you might experience some electricity."
Her power was enough to make the Leader of the Fallen Angels back away.
"J-Just wait a second. Trust me, I'll do it somehow."
Sensei said with a perplexed look on his face.
In Sensei's lab at the old building, there was a capsule enough for one person to fit in.
"Now, first, we put Ise in here…."
Issei-kun was already in there
"Let me oooooout!"
He was screaming to be let out but we can't do that.
"What are we going to do now?"
When Rias-Buchou asked, Sensei pressed a button on the console.
Crank, rumble rumble rumble
The device made a strange noise and started up.
"You remember that time when we had the Ise clone incident?"
There was indeed a time when a clone of Ise caused chaos at Kuoh Academy. Actually, that was also Sensei's fault. He just doesn't learn does he…
"I had the indecency data collected from the clone of Ise from back then. And I'm going to inject that data into him."
"So are you going to inject that data and turn him back to normal?"
When Rias-Buchou asked, Sensei nodded his head.
"Yes, soon, he will turn back…."
Ping!
Suddenly light emitted from the capsule and then…
BAAAANNNNGGGG!
It exploded!
It was enough to mess up the whole room! Table turned and equipment flew. We quickly hid behind some equipment.
….When the smoke cleared up, we looked towards the capsule.
The capsule opened up and there was….
"OOOOOPPPPPAAAAIIIIIIIIII!"
Issei-kun was shouting weird things!
""""THAT MADE HIM WORSE""""
We were surprised at this disappointing result.
Ise-kun finally went back to how he was a day later.
He went back to the way he was after sleeping in Rias-Buchou's breasts for a night.
After hearing that…
"What, so in the end, it was Buchou's breasts that turned him back."
…and made a bitter smile. Issei-kun did mention this.
---Kiba, listen to me. Buchou's breasts are, for me, define where I came from as well as where I should return.
He really came back using Buchou's breasts. That's the Issei-kun I knew.
After school, when we were alone by chance, Issei-kun said excitedly.
"Kiba! I got hold of a really erotic book! You want to see it, right?! But I'm not going to share it with you! I can't show it to a bishounen guy like you!"
And he showed me his erotic magazine.
Yes, this is what my friend Issei-kun is supposed to be. An Ise-kun that is not erotic isn't Ise-kun at all.
It's good to see you back, Issei-kun.
Translator's Notes and References
Jump up ↑ Translator Note: in Japanese/Korean people refer themselves lower when they are introducing themselves to their elder.
Jump up ↑ It's the type of UFO, referring to shape.
Jump up ↑ Science Fiction ie UFO and aliens)
Life 2: Ultimate!! Onii-chan Mask.
Part 1
"Ah… this is not good…"
I, Hyoudou Issei, was in the middle of a large room, sighing heavily.
Currently, my friends and I are at the Gremory Mansion, the house of Rias-Buchou. Nevertheless, it is more fitting to call it a castle rather than a mansion.
Last night, we got a call from Rias-Buchou's mother. She said, "I have a job I would like you guys to help me with." So that's why we are here today.
"I would like all of you to sort out all the useless things which Rias bought from Japan."
She said as soon as she saw us.
From what I've heard, Rias-Buchou has things that she find interesting in Japan sent back to her house in Underworld. Her room was therefore filled with things which she bought back from Japan.
From a samurai's armour to a coat of Shinsengumi [1] to even a miniature tower of the Tokyo Tower, the room was filled with souvenirs from all over Japan. Ah, she even has miniature wooden model of a bear - more than one as well!
I would never have imagined that Buchou's room in her mansion would be filled with so many things from Japan.
"…I never wanted to show any of you this messy room of mine…"
Rias-Buchou blushed while saying that in an embarrassed voice.
…so this is the reason why she didn't wanted to show her room to us when we came here previously.
Her mother was scolding her,
"This is happening because you aren't thinking about what you are buying… My goodness, your spending habit is the same as your father's. I am going to have to re-evaluate your pocket money again."
…Oh ho, it seems like she is quite mad. Rias-Buchou resembles a lot like her mother. If there is one thing that's different, it would be the colour of their hair.
So young… if she stands next to Rias-Buchou, I could easily mistake them as sisters.
Well, Devils have the ability to change how they look so I can't tell how old she actually is. But she's still very pretty.
Anyway, we either need to move Buchou's stuff to the underground storage or get rid of it. And so, we started to get working straight away.
"Buchou…since there are multiple models of the wooden bear, should I get rid of some?"
When Kiba asked, Buchou started to panic. They were the wooden bears that were sold as souvenirs in Northern Japan.
"Wai…Wait Yuuto! I gave each and every one a …."
"Yuuto-san, we only need one so you can go ahead and throw them out."
Buchou's mother interrupted Buchou midway with a serious voice.
"B-But mother! In Japan, it is said that these objects get enchanted by…"
"Rias. It is good that you are interested in the Japanese culture, but we are not in Japan. They are all the same type of model anyway. You can throw them out, Yuuto san. I will allow it as her mother. Please get rid of it."
"NOOOOO! Bob! Daikichimaru! Reoooon!"
Having been commanded by Buchou's mother, Yuuto carried the wooden bears out while also apologising to Rias-Buchou. Upon seeing that, Buchou was shouting out the names of wooden bears. It seems the bears consist of both Japanese and Western names then!
At the Hyoudou residence, she acts like a mature and reliable onee-sama but since she acts differently at her own house, it was refreshing to watch. Everyone was laughing as they watched her.
By the way, my eyes were continuously distracted by the giant breasts of Buchou's mother. Since she is wearing a deep v neck dress, I can see her breasts jiggle.
"I'm sorry but I would like you all to also sort out everyone's payments that was received while doing the Devil's work. The payments are in the underground treasure storage."
Grayfia-san, who is wearing a maid outfit, asked us with her hands full with objects.
""""YES!""""
We replied.
So, it seems anything we receive through our contracts are sent here then. We learned something new today.
Part 2
"Here, have some tea."
"Whew. It's good."
We were drinking the tea made by Asia and were resting at a corner of the underground storage.
Wow. This place is huge! The entire underground was a treasure storage and it was divided into sections. Also, apparently this place is big enough to house several Tokyo Domes.
This place is full of treasures handed down by ancestors. I wonder if other nobles also own a place like this.
By the way, all the treasures are ranked and are sorted by types. Since we were sorting out and moving all the stuff we got as payment to their respective area, we were very tired by the end. Everyone is nearly knocked out.
Assets owned by the super-rich are huge… even if their business went bust they could live off selling these treasures for long time.
Since I'm going to go independent and make a treasure vault similar to this, I should learn how matters such as this work by using this chance.
Ah wait. I have to rank up and build a mansion first. It's still long way to go.
When I was resting and drinking tea, I saw a figure, silently gesturing at me…
"Ise-kun. Come here for a sec."
It was a man with a scarlet hair. It's Sirzechs-sama…. Wha, me? It seems like no one noticed him yet. When I pointed at myself, Sirzechs-sama also nodded his head.
Seeing that, I ran toward him. So you were at your house today.
"Sirzechs-sama. What's going on?"
"Hmm. I heard that you were coming to the Gremory mansion so I thought it was about time. I want to show you something. Come with me."
Hearing that, I was bit confused but I still followed Sirzechs-sama regardless.
I came out of the underground storage and walked in the corridor for 10 minutes. Wow, this mansion is huge! I came here multiple times but I'm lost already. Where is this place?!
"We have arrived."
Sirzechs sama stopped in front of the luxurious, decorated door. Inside….
First thing that came into my eyes was the giant screen! Wow, the seats are arranged like a theatre! There's a second floor and there are lights too!
Is this the Gremory mansion theatre?
While I was shocked by the size of this theatre, Sirzechs-sama sat on the middle seat on ground floor.
"Come here and sit down."
"Ah, yes."
I sat next to Sirzechs-sama.
"Umm. What is this place?"
Sirzechs-sama replied,
"This is a place where we entertain our guests. We use it when we have to present something to the audience but… in truth; we only use it once every few years."
Once every few years…. There are so many useless luxurious places around here.
While I was amazed by the wasteful habits of rich people, Sirzechs-sama opened what looked like an album book. Inside, there were plates with things written on it and it was written using the alphabet of the Devils.
"….Rias. First bath?"
…what is this? I got curious so I asked Sirzechs-sama.
"What are these….?"
Sirzechs-sama pulled one out and showed it to me.
"It's a video recording device used in the underworld. It's been used for centuries. Nowadays, we sell video cameras from the human world but for the 72 Pillar houses, we use these instead. I guess it's more like a tradition? The recording devices are quite similar to video cameras as well."
Heh, so that's what it was. Sirzechs-sama teleported the plate to somewhere.
Just then, the lights turned off and video started to play on the screen. Does the whole theatre run on the power of a Devil?
"I wanted to show you something nice. This album is a record of Rias's growth. And I'm about to show you when Rias was just a child."
…..Buchou's childhood….?
"I…. I want to see it!"
My curiosity shot up! I can see Rias-Buchou's childhood! Yes, Sirzechs-sama brought me here to show me this!
But why is he only showing it to me? Is there a reason why he can't show it to others? When I was wondering about that, a video started to play on the screen. Sirzechs-sama was smiling.
"Hehehe, right? Then let's watch it together."
Ah, that face is…! He's making an expression that shows his desperation to show me this video. If Buchou knows about this, would it not be a huge problem?
[Onii-sama you jerk! Ise you idiot!]
And she will definitely be mad at us… I'm worried about what's going to happen next but I still want to see!
I couldn't resist my curiosity and decided to watch the video.
"This scene is when Rias was sending me off to work."
Oh ho, I can feel the warmth between the family members.
Ah, if I remember correctly, I heard this story from Rias-Buchou before. When Sirzechs-sama was busy with his work, she always sent him off and also greeted him when he was at the house.
If I remember correctly….
Rias Gremory's story.
[I'll be going off to work Rias.]
[Okay Onii-sama. Have a safe trip.]
[Hmm. When I come back, I will tell you a story about the Sephiroth tree and the angels.]
[Okay Onii-sama. I will be waiting.]
…it was like this. It felt like a strict atmosphere of the upper class and I admired that a little.
As I was still pondering about the story of Rias Gremory, someone made an appearance in the video. It was Sirzechs-sama and he looked in the video just like he is today.
There were servants outside the main gate with Sirzechs-sama as well as Buchou's mother also being present. She was still very beautiful as always!
[Okay then mother. I'll be going back to work.]
[Yes, please do your best for the Underworld.]
It all seems like an ordinary chat between a mother and her son… Hmm? I can't see Rias-Buchou anywhere…. While I was trying to look for her, I hear a very cute voice.
[Oniiiiii-samaaaaa!]
Mini Rias-Buchou was holding a teddy bear and was running toward Sirzechs-sama.
So cute! It was the same when she was turned into child before but… She's just so damn cute!!!
Wait, Oniii-samaaaa? Did she really say that?!
Sirzechs-sama, in the video, smiled and lifted Rias-buchou up.
[Rias, what's wrong?]
Sirzechs-sama spoke in a soft voice but tears were running down from mini Buchou's cute face.
[Oniiiii-samaaaaa. You promised Rias that you will read me a story book….. But you are leaving…?]
[I'm sorry Rias, but something important came up. I have to go back to work.]
Hearing that, mini Buchou clung onto Sirzechs-sama. He was making an apologetic face.
[Then Rias's going too!]
[Hmm… that's bit of a problem…]
When Sirzechs-sama was making an apologetic face, Buchou's mother tried to separate mini Buchou from her onii-sama.
[Rias, don't make this difficult for your onii-sama. You know that he's a very important person for the Underworld.]
However mini Buchou was never going to let go of Sirzechs-sama this easily.
[No way! Oniiii-samaaa is Rias's Oniiii-samaaa!]
[Hahaha. Our Rias is acting like a child.]
That is what I am seeing.
Buchou! Isn't this bit different to what you were saying before?!
Oniii-samaaaa?! Story book?! Forget about talking like an upper class lady. I'm seeing a small child who's just clinging continuously onto her brother!
Buchou's mother was sighing in the video.
[Sirzechs, you have a nosebleed…. Honestly, you are spoiling Rias too much.]
I'm sorry Buchou's mother! Your daughter is so cute that I think I'm going to have a nosebleed too!
"Ria-tan was so cute back then."
…! Maou-sama next to me is smiling while also having a nose bleed and tears were on his face?!
"When she was a child, Rias followed me everywhere. She kept saying Oniiii-samaaaa and was also very childish. We slept together and we also had baths together. Ah, Ria-tan when she was a child…. We can't go back to those days…. Now she only exist in these records… but Ria-tan right now has grown up and is now a beautiful woman so…."
Siscon! There is a massive siscon over here! He's even talking to himself like he has achieved Nirvana!
This is the Maou everyone! This is the legendary Maou Lucifer!
[Mother, can I take….]
Sirzechs-sama in the video asked but his mother just shook her head.
[No way. What are you talking about… you need to say something too. If the Maou of the Underworld is like this, citizens won't be able to sleep tight at night.]
Buchou's mother said while looking at the camera.
….who was the person recording this…??..I heard a familiar voice.
[…Ria-tan's face when she is childish is very nice!]
…that was Buchou's father's excited voice.
What are the son and his father doing?!
"Ah. Father was also having a nosebleed and was also crying in happiness when he saw Rias acting like this."
Sirzechs-sama explained. So that happened?! It seems the reason why Buchou is spoiled is because of you two! When I look closely at the video, even the servants are showing a bitter smile on their face.
Buchou's mother sighed heavily and said
[….why are all the males in our house so….]
I think so too, Buchou's mother. But this mini Buchou is so adorable. To be fair, liking this situation isn't unbelievable. I can understand the males of the Gremory house.
When I was making a bitter smile, Sirzechs-sama took another recording plate out and transported it to somewhere again.
The video on the screen changed.
"Next is when she was playing with Sona."
Sona-kaichou? On the screen, there was the mini Buchou and mini Kaichou. They were…
[No! Stella is a gift that Oniiii-samaaaa gave to me!]
[Rias is a cheapskate! Let me borrow it for a while.]
They were fighting over a teddy bear.
Just then, a disaster happened.
RIP!
The teddy bear's ear was ripped apart.
The teddy bear was sacrificed due to these two fighting.
They were looking at the ripped teddy bear with a devastated look in their eyes.
[Uuuuu…. Stella's ears fall off...]
Shortly, mini Buchou started crying.
[Uuu…. Stella Oniiiii-samaaaa gave me broke~~~~!]
Seeing that, little Kaichou also started to cry and apologised.
[Uuuuah! I'm so sorry Riaaaaaa!]
[[Uuuaaaaaaaaa!]]
The two of them clung onto their family while crying. They were Sirzechs-sama and Leviathan-sama.
[Ahahaha. Don't cry Ria. I'll call the maid to fix the ears for you.]
[My my, you shouldn't cry too So-tan. You apologised so you should be nice to each other again. ?]
These two were calming their sisters down.
Sirzechs-sama and Leviathan-sama laughed again.
[I guess we spoil them too much.]
[Yeah, but I still give her a proper education.]
[Our Ria also gets a proper education too.]
[Yes, but our side is still….]
….in the video, the two Maou were having arguments. Having put the two tired children into their own bed, they went back to arguing again.
[….Serafall, I think we need to settle this once for all.]
[Yes Sirzechs. I was thinking that as well.]
The two of them were emitting a weird aura and started to shout at each other immediately.
[OUR RIA IS CUTER!]
[NO WAY, OUR SO-TAN IS A LOT CUTER!]
[Then come with me! I will show you a video of when Ria-tan first sang!]
[Then I will show you a video of So-tan changing clothes by herself for the first time which I brought from home!]
The two siscons started arguing while showing each other their collection of albums!
….Sirzechs-sama and Leviathan-sama did something like this…. What could I say? My image of Maou-sama was crushed once again.
Just then, Buchou's mother came into view again.
She was scrunching her forehead and was twitching her eyebrow furiously.
[You two! What are you doing…?]
[M-Mother… umm, this is…. We were talking about Rias and Sona….]
[Ah! We weren't fighting or anything….]
As they were talking, she was emitting a furious aura and was shaking her fist.
[…Maous of the Underworld showing off their younger sisters and fighting over it…do both of you think you can shoulder the responsibility?! Sirzechs! Come here! I won't forgive you today! You too Serafall! Your mother was my friend since the days of school! You are therefore like a daughter to me! You are going to reflect your mistake with Sirzechs!]
[Yes….]
[Yes ma'am….]
The two people who were old enough and should have known better were scolded by Buchou's mother. Not only that, they were both Maous who are responsible for the Underworld.
"Hahaha. Serafall and I could never lift our head up against our mother back then!"
Sirzechs-sama was laughing…. I don't think you can still do that now? Not only that, I don't think you can do that to your wife, Grayfia-sama.
After that, Maou-sama continued to show off her sister through another video.
Part 3
[Thank you very much for coming here tonight.]
Mini Buchou said in a robotic voice. I guess she was nervous on stage.
On the screen, there was a video of mini Buchou playing her piano in a concert.
"Ria-tan's first piano concert… guest from every Pillar were invited to listen to her piano skills…."
Sirzechs-sama continued his siscon narration.
….I don't know what to feel! Watching how Rias-Buchou grew up is both glorious and joyful! But there was also Sirzechs-sama, laughing as well as crying sometimes. I just couldn't concentrate on the video!
Basically….I'm definitely interested in the video, but Sirzechs-sama was just too enthusiastic that it made me lose interest.
…Sirzechs-sama then took out an expensive looking clock from his coat and checked the time.
"Hmm, it's already this late. If we stay here for any longer, others might get suspicious."
Sirzechs-sama stopped the video and put the plate away back into the album. When I was looking at the album, I saw a plate that has the word, "SECRET", written on it in devil alphabet.
Sirzechs-sama noticed that I was looking at the plate.
"Are you interested? This… yes, ok…."
Sirzechs-sama suddenly stopped talking and started to wonder about something.
What is he thinking about….?
Sirzechs-sama said, "Hmm, Ok then."
The plate was then transferred and the light darkened again with the video beginning to start on the screen.
On the screen was…. Child Buchou when she was sleeping. She was hugging her teddy bear at the same time as well.
"… Um. Is Buchou… sleeping?"
"Yes, this is…."
The scene changed again…. It was the scene of Buchou sleeping but she is on a sofa this time.
After that, the video of Buchou sleeping continued.
Is this….
"Is this just a collection of Rias-Buchou when she is sleeping?"
Sirzechs-sama nodded his head. Ah, I knew it.
"This is a record of the sleeping faces of Rias as she is growing up. It's one of my most treasured records. I do have records from when she was younger but…. I couldn't get a hold of the scene when she was grown up. It's a shame that it cuts midway of the record."
Sirzechs-sama said while sighing but….
When she was younger it might have been fine but if you do this with high school girls you will absolutely be classified as a pervert!
"So I was thinking…!"
He turned around and grabbed my hands.
"The only person who can follow this path is you, Ise-kun. Don't you want to revive a treasure that was unfinished and has only reached midway?"
He said something outrageous!
"W-What are you talking about?"
"It is going to be you recording her sleeping face in the future!"
...…..umm...….
When I gave no answer, Sirzechs-sama put his fist up and said in strong voice.
"Then let's get started tonight! Right! We will do this!"
"Ah? What?"
Even then, I couldn't understand what Sirzechs-sama was saying. But tonight, I will be a step closer to becoming a pervert.
Night time…
Having cleaned the Buchou's room at the Gremory mansion, we came back to the Hyoudou residence.
When everyone was asleep, Sirzechs-sama and I met in an empty room on the top floor of the house.
"It's good night to capture my younger sister's face on camera. Agent Hyoudou, don't you think so too?"
The person who said that was wearing a costume similar to a certain bat that protected a certain city in a certain movie with the person being Sirzechs-sama. This is beyond the point of being a suspicious and outright pervert. I was in a pyjamas on the other hand.
"…Yes, Sirzechs-sama."
Having heard my reply, Sirzechs-sama clicked his finger.
"What are you saying? I'm not Sirzechs. I'm the leader of [Recording Ria-tan's sleeping face Force] Onii-chan mask!"
I don't know what I should say. He was posing in such a weird way that Sirzechs… no…. I should refer to him as Onii-chan mask…!
Please! Go back to that certain city! Actually, go back to the Underworld instead! This place is peaceful! Your presence ruins the peace!
This person, it seems like he only plays around through cosplay. Does he actually do any business related to being a Maou?
"Listen carefully agent Hyoudou. Our objective is just one thing. Record the sleeping face of Rias Gremory. By the way, it will be you who's recording this. Only you can do this."
Onii-chan mask said this and gave me a camera.
"… I normally sleep with her anyway. Can't I record it then?"
I made a long face. That seems like the simplest method… but Onii-chan mask shook his head.
"We can't do that, it's not good if you are striving for continuity as well as consistency. Listen carefully! Recording a face when someone is sleeping is something you do even when you don't think you should. What you do is you quieten your footstep, sneak into the room and you record either the face of a cute child or a female model or even your loved one without getting found out. The thrill is definitely worth something!"
…It doesn't matter even if he says it confidently… at the end of the day, you are still doing something only perverts would do. It's a crime! And what do you mean by continuity?! This kind of Maou, I hate it!
"Did you also do this to Grayfia-san?"
"Of course."
"And the result was?"
"Nearly died. For the first time, I felt like I had an experience closest to death."
My god! He literally crossed the border of death! Even if you are a family, if you do those kinds of perverted things, girls won't like it. They will be furious! Not only that, that person was someone who competed for the Greatest Female Devil against Leviathan-sama! A little prank like this could cost your life!
"But don't worry. You will be the one who is going to record the face so you probably will be safe. Just leave the Underworld to me."
"Uuu. How come I'm hanging around with people like this…"
I'm about to cry! The person who's on top of the Devil society is pressuring me!
As I got closer with Sirzechs-sama, I got to know his not so serious side! I am beginning to understand why it's so casual between the four Maous!
"I would like you to continue to do this after me! Only you can record Rias's sleeping face in the future! I can only ask you to do this! You can think of today as a ceremony of inheritance! Ok! I will start giving the commands from here. Move out!"
Saying that, Sirzechs-sama sent me off. Uuu. What is happening…. I'm doing what he does for a hobby. And what do you mean inherit it….
I put a pair of earphones into my ears and moved out from the top floor.
The destination is my room in the second floor. Currently, Rias-Buchou and Asia are sleeping there. I went to bed with them but after checking that they are both asleep, I went to Sirzechs-sama.
I managed to get out of my room unnoticed but there is always a chance I could be spotted when I try to re-enter my room.
…I did my best to quieten my footsteps and I also tried to lower my presence. What am I doing? This is my house. Why do I have to act like a thief in my own house?
Wait, let's not think about it. It's making me even more upset.
When I reached the 4th floor, I heard a voice from my earphones.
[Where are you right now. Over]
"I'm on the 4th floor. Over"
[Roger, keep going. Over.]
It's like we are playing spy. Sirzechs-sama was serious, but I think he's enjoying this.
…Let's not think any more. When I was about to go down…
"…Ise-kun?"
Someone called me. And I heard footsteps from the stairs.
….it was Akeno-san wearing a yukata! She had her hair down and she was coming up from downstairs!
"…Akeno-san…"
This can't be good! I didn't expect to find her here! My expression stiffened.
"…What are you doing here in the middle of the night…?"
She was showing a confused face. Ah, she is holding a tea bottle. I guess she was thirsty so she went to the first floor to get it? Talk about bad timing!
When I was thinking of ways to escape this situation…
"I…I wanted to see Akeno-san…."
I said that with a stiff expression on my face.
What am I saying! Saying "I wanted to see you" to a woman in the middle of the night! It's like saying I want to take her to bed! Well, actually I want to but Buchou will kill me!
I was panicking but Akeno-san blushed and started to tear up a little.
…W-What is with that reaction…
"I'm so happy… You wanted to see me…"
Hu. Akeno-san hugged me tightly! The texture of her busty body which I can feel over the thin fabric of the yukata is… Wait, this feeling on the chest is… No bra?!
Akeno-san's breasts pushed against me over the thin fabric. I'm going to die! I'll die if I stay like that!
I had a nose bleed. This isn't good at all for the mission! Will it be better if I tell the truth and ask for her cooperation?
"A-Actually, Akeno-san… "
I want to tell the truth, but Akeno-san is saying "I'm happy, Ise" so I couldn't open my mouth.
Not only that, she noticed the camera that I was holding! Is it too late now?! It doesn't make sense wanting to meet someone with a camera on their hand!
"…Camera? Ise-kun, do you want to…. record 'that' with me…?"
She's gravely mistaken! Recording a woman during night is something only perverts do! If I stay like this, Akeno-san will come to hate me!
But Akeno-san acted like she was more embarrassed than angry.
"….Ise…. do you want to record our first time….? But… if Ise wants to…"
Akeno-san was talking to herself while blushing. What should I do?! She's expecting something from me! Actually, I want to quit doing the stupid thing with Maou-sama and play with her all night!
While I was stuck there, I heard a voice from my earphones.
[Is there something wrong? If that's the case, point the camera at the person and press the blue button. Over.]
I don't know if he knows what situation I'm in right now but, Onii-chan mask gave me a solution to this problem. S. So point the camera at the person and …. Blue button? Ah, this one.
When I pressed the button… it made a vibrating sound and a small magic circle came out of the lenses!
And it hit Akeno-san directly!
"…Ara…?"
Her eyes lost focus, she lost consciousness and collapsed on the spot. I caught her before she fell on the ground.
[That camera has a few features that you can use to avoid troubles. If you press the blue button, a sleeping spell is activated. Over.]
Onii-chan mask explained.
….Sleeping spell came out from this camera! This thing, what else can it do?!
"…I met someone and the situation got bit sticky. I used the camera's ability to put her to sleep. Over"
[Roger. Please carry on with your mission. Over . Ah, put her back into her bed first. Over.]
"Roger. Haa….."
I carried the sleeping Akeno-san back to her room while sighing.
After I put Akeno-san back to her bed and came out of the room, I felt someone's presence!
"….Nyan…. Senpai…?"
This time, half-asleep Koneko-chan appeared! That's right, Koneko-chan was living on the same floor as Akeno-san.
But is your pyjama just a white shirt?! Although I'm not a lolicon, I am a little charmed by it.
If it was normal Koneko-chan, she would have been suspicious of me with a camera on my hand and would have asked questions but….
"…Nyaaa….. Senpai… Toilet….."
Toilet? Koneko was saying that and hugged me tightly!
…hu! This… feeling is! I can't feel any underwear underneath the shirt! All I can feel was a soft sensation of a woman's body!
Koneko-chan's bottom had such a soft touch! No panties! No panties! Koneko-chan, you can't walk around with no panties! Wait, you aren't wearing a bra as well?!
I can also see something small and something immoral can be seen through the opening of the shirt!
Koneko-chan becomes vulnerable when she's asleep! If it was during day time, she would have punched me for being so perverted! But right now, she just purrs in a low voice and gives her body to me! Is this some kind of Nekomata special move?!
Shit! My kohai is really cute!
I was trying my best to keep my sanity and took her to the toilet.
After doing so, I put her back to bed and then I managed to get downstairs. The 3rd floor is where my parents sleep so I was extra careful.
Finally, I have arrived at my room.
….why do I have to go through this much hardship just to get to my room? I was pondering that when I suddenly heard a voice that caused the entire problem with the voice being the siscon Maou-sama.
[Please tell me the current situation. Over]
"I have arrived. I will start the mission. Over"
[I wish you luck. Over.]
Haa…. Now, let's quickly film Buchou's sleeping face and end this as soon as possible.
I made as little sound as possible opening the door and walked in.
One step, two steps… I lowered my presence as much as possible and walked toward the bed.
On the bed, Buchou and Asia were sleeping soundly.
….Buchou kicked off half the bed sheet she was using and thanks to that, I could see her negligee.
It was made up of a thin scarlet fabric. So erotic! Her legs were exposed and since the shoulder string came off, half of her breasts were exposed!
Breasts! Butts! Thighs! I can sing about these three words!
I thought to myself…I'm sleeping with an onee-sama who wears sexy clothes like this every night. Nowadays, since I'm so used to sleeping together, when I get on the bed, I fall asleep straight away.
It became so natural to sleep with Buchou and Asia.
If I remember correctly, Buchou sleeps with these clothes and hugs me. Thanks to that, I could use her breasts as my pillows sometimes.
….Here within my reach is the best woman.
…gulp
I swallowed my saliva and pulled on my hair!
I'm always in this situation every night and why haven't I took advantage of this situation at all?! Uuuuuu! I'm pathetic! I'm a pathetic idiot!
[Agent Hyoudou, is there something wrong? Over.]
I heard voice of the siscon maou-sama when I was deep in thought. Ah, that's right. I was part of this stupid game planned by Onii-chan mask.
"No, I was just having a conflict of youth. I have arrived at the destination; I will carry out the mission. Over."
[Roger. Quickly record Rias's sleeping face and return. Over.]
Hm, that's right. I need to quickly film her face and return. Well, it's quite weird saying return since this is my room.
That's that. But her sleeping face is so cute. She's beautiful and cute!
I could understand Sirzechs-sama's reason to 'record Buchou's sleeping face' a bit now. He wants to keep this as a memory. It's a face that you want to keep.
And he wants me to carry on the work…. It might not be that bad. I was thinking that.
When I was about to take out the camera and film her face...
Buchou slowly opened her eyes!
"…Ara, Ise? …what are you doing?"
She was rubbing her eyes and slowing sitting up! This is bad! She woke up!
I panicked and since I didn't know what to do, I just hid the camera behind my back.
"A-Ah, I was just thinking that your sleeping face was very cute."
I was avoiding the eye contact. Buchou yawned and had a smile on her face.
"Ara, what are you saying suddenly?"
She got out of her bed and hugged me! Her soft breasts pushed against me! So soft!
Woah! Buchou's breasts are the best! Not only that, as she got up, the string from her clothes came off so her breasts that were under the clothes showed themselves! Even her pink nipples!
Buchou put her arms around my neck and pushed her face closer to mine.
"….shall we sleep in a different way?"
"D-Different way…?"
When I asked with nose bleed, she just laughed
"Ufufufu. Yes, let's be closer to each other."
"Closer?"
"Yes, let's sleep naked and while hugging, we can just cuddle with each other. But we did sleep like that before so maybe it won't have a good reaction?"
"….no way! It's the best!"
Sleep naked?! I-Is erotic stuff not allowed, or allowed?! Are we just sleeping naked?! But naturally, we might do something more serious?!
If two young male and female sleep naked with each other, the only natural thing to do after is 'that'!
But I'm in the middle of a mission with Onii-chan mask… Sirzechs-sama!
But! Since it became like this I want to forget about that and just sleep! Maou-sama! In all honesty, I just want to abort this mission and sleep! Buchou's breast pillows are the best!
When I thought I might do whatever I wanted to….
[Agent Hyoudou. How is it going on? Agent Hyoudou, have you recorded it yet? Over.]
Onii-chan mask's voice came from the earphones.
"Just now… didn't I hear onii sama's voice?"
Buchou reacted to small voice from my earphones! Since this is the middle of the night, you might be able to hear it!
Buchou looked at me with hawk's eyes and noticed camera behind my back and earphones on my ear.
After taking the camera from me, she put the earphones into her ear.
"…this voice. Onii-sama? What are you doing?"
She's glaring at me….
"Huuuuuu…. What's happening?"
Asia woke up too!
Sirzechs-sama, mission failed. It's over.
Part 4
"What's happening here?"
Her anger gauge was at max. She was glaring at us with scary eyes. Next to her, Asia didn't know what to do but was just observing the situation from the side. Asia, I am sorry for waking you up.
Onii-chan mask and I were kneeling down in the room on the top floor.
"There is a reason for this."
When Onii-chan mask started to explain, Buchou sighed.
"Before that onii-sama, please take off that mask and costume."
Hearing that, Onii-chan mask made a cool pose.
"Ahahaha! I am not your onii-sama, Rias Gremory! I'm the leader of [Recording Ria-tan's sleeping face Force] Onii-chan mask!"
"Grayfia… shall I call onee-sama?"
When she said that with a plain face, Onii-chan mask… Sirzechs-sama took off his mask quickly and apologized.
"I was wrong. I'm sorry Rias."
Weak! So weak Onii-chan mask! Are you that afraid of your wife?!
So Sirzechs-sama explained this whole situation.
Saying he wanted to record his cute little sister and saying that he wanted me to continue recording her grown up stage.
She was as mad as she could ever be. Not only that, her body was shaking furiously.
"…Rias. What's wrong?"
Sirzechs-sama was confused at her sister's reaction. Just then, her anger exploded on both of us.
"Onii-sama you jerk! Ise you idiot! If only Ise had asked me….Onii-sama you have to do all this just to….I don't know about onii-sama but if it was you..."
Buchou glared at me. In her eyes, there were hints of tears….
And she walked out of the room quickly.
"Ah, Rias onee-sama!"
Asia followed her.
"H-Hey, so I'm not allowed?"
Hearing [I don't know about onii-sama] was such a shock to Maou-sama.
"No, you aren't."
Ku. There was another person's voice! Looking at the direction of the voice, there was a silver-haired maid with a dangerous aura all over her body! Grayfia-san! W-When did she arrive?!
"Sirzechs-sama, I heard everything. Now, let's go back."
Grayfia-san grabbed Sirzechs-sama's clothes. Underneath her, there was already a magic circle.
"I-I'm in the wrong, please forgive me, Grayfia."
"I'll hear your excuses back in the mansion. We can wait, right?"
Grayfia-san was emitting a tremendous force and Sirzechs-sama went pale.
Please reflect on your mistake Sirzechs-sama. I will leave him to Grayfia-sama. So now, Buchou….
"Issei-san, you have something to tell the lady, right?"
"Yes! I have to apologize to her"
Yes, I have to apologize to her! Even if it was Sirzechs-sama that made me do it, it's true that I tried to take videos of the sleeping face of Buchou without her permission.
I'm such a terrible servant! I must have hurt her feelings!
Hearing my reply, Grayfia-san gave me a smile.
"Yes, please do. Now, Sirzechs-sama. Let's return to the Underworld with me."
"Y-Yes, then I'll leave the rest to you, Ise-kun…. But I wonder what will happen to me…."
After seeing them off, I quickly went to my room.
The door was wide open. When I looked inside, I saw a bed sheet budged in the middle. Buchou must be inside there.
…I was careless, and was enjoying it a bit too much. This is the worst! My indecent mind must have hurt Buchou's feelings!
"…I'm sorry."
I apologized and moved towards the bed.
"Even if I got involved with Sirzechs-sama's hobbies I was insensitive…. Trying to take pictures of Buchou's face while you were sleeping…. But please hear me out."
I told her my feeling.
"It was such a cute face! It's so cute that… I understand Sirzechs-sama's feelings… I still want to sleep with you."
I continued. I didn't think I should stop. I had to tell her my true feeling. Even if I am still going to get told off by her later, I still want to tell her the truth!
"I think of us as a family. When we are together, I can relax. And I want to sleep together. That's not because… ah, maybe it's sexual… wait, what am I saying…? I mean… the sensation when we hug maybe…."
This isn't good! My thought is going the wrong way! Come on!
"I want to sleep together with you! Please show your cute face only to me! Please, let's sleep together!"
I told her my true feelings! Haaaa. If this wasn't enough… then I'll apologize tomorrow as well! Then my feeling will definitely reach her!
Buchou moved a little. And she slowly showed her face...
Wwwhhhhaaaaattttttt?!
I was so surprised at the face that came out of the bed sheet that my eyes might have popped out!
"…I… I didn't think…. Issei-senpai… thought of me like that…."
It was a cross dressing kohai, Gasper!
Why is this guy here?! Gasper blushed not knowing my surprise.
"I appreciate the words but this is the first time…. And we are both boys as well…."
Stop it Gasper! you are cute outside but you are still a guy! I'm not interested in guys!
"W-What are you doing here?!"
"….I-I decided that I will sleep here tonight…. I can sleep anywhere as long as I have my box…. So I'm currently using an empty room here…."
I didn't know that! When did you decide?!
That's right! This guy and Koneko-chan are friends! If he played with her until late at night and decided to sleep here, it wouldn't be that weird! But why is he here?
"I-I couldn't sleep well… s-so I wondered if Issei-senpai was still awake…. But no one was here and there was only a big empty bed…. So I was curious how soft these beds were…"
So he came while I was caught and was at the top floor. I thought Buchou came back here!
Gasper said in strong voice like he made a decision.
"I-If I'm alright, I will sleep with you… b-but please don't do strange things to me… I'm a guy…."
"I'm not gonna do it even if you ask me. You idiot!"
Ahhhhhh! I can't believe it! He's gravely mistaken!
BANG!
There was a sound of something dropping behind me. When I turned around, it was Buchou and Asia standing in front of the door! On the floor was a tray full of snacks!
"…Ise, what is going on here….?"
Her eyes started to twitch and emitted dangerous aura!
"B-Buchou! Asia! Where were you both?!"
"We went to the kitchen. Rias onee-sama said 'I want to relieve my stress by eating some snacks'"
Asia filled me in on the details! My god! Kitchen?! So she was relieving some stress by eating some snacks! So she didn't come straight back to the room!
Buchou's body started to shake and glared at me with a killing intent.
"Onii-sama and now Gasper! I'm going to interrogate you until morning so be prepared Ise!"
"I'm SOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY!"
In the end, I had to apologise until morning to get rid of all the misunderstandings.
I think I'm going to pass on being part of Sirzechs-sama's hobby. But I have this feeling that I'm going to be messed around a lot.
Grayfia-san, Help!!!!!!!!!!!!
Translator's Notes and References
Jump up ↑ TN: Special police organized by Japanese government in 1964.
Life 3. Stop! Yuuto kun!
Part 1
My name is Gasper Vladi.
That day, when I opened my eyes…. The world in front of me was quite different from usual.
After spending a day at school, I noticed that everyone's gender had swapped except for me. The male classmates became female while the female classmates became male.
In this very bizarre situation, only I … have not had my gender changed. I am still a guy. Hmm, I wonder why? And also, why am I the only person in this strange world?
When I went to ORC after class…. There were a bunch of guys there!
"Ah! Gasper, you are finally here!"
I recognised the scarlet haired bishounen instantly! It was Rias Buchou! Wow, I can't believe you are this handsome after you turn into a guy - tall figure, scarlet hair and deep blue eyes! I couldn't take my eyes off that face as it is a face that even a guy would fall in love with.
"Ah, would you like some tea too, Gasper?"
It was a cool onii sama with dark hair! I. Is he Akeno san? Wow, you look and act so cool!
"Oi, Gasper. If you are a man, act like a man. Or do you want me to slice you in half?"
"Hey, Xenovia kun. What about you? You always laze around, don't you?"
Also present was a wild looking onii sama with his hair that is partially dyed green and next to him was another onii sama, but this golden haired onii sama is more calm and composed. D. Don't tell me… are they Xenovia senpai and Asia senpai?!
Wow! It seems Xenovia senpai became an athletic person with a six-pack! He was sitting on the sofa in a wild position and had a lazy expression on his face. Asia senpai, on the other hand, became more tender-looking while also having thinner facial features!
"Xenovia! Asia! I got a hold of that manga we were talking about before! Look at this [Samurai Vatican]! Oda Nobuna, who we all thought had died, transferred to Vatican and went wild!"
That brown haired guy must be… Irina senpai? You are still lively when you are a guy.
"Ohh, well done, Irina."
"Thanks, Irina kun."
While listening to these three, it seems the names must be the same.
Does that mean Koneko became a guy too? I wonder how Koneko, who looks just like a baby cat, would look like when she becomes a guy. Surely she must have turned into a cute little guy? I haven't really looked around much so this bothers me a bit.
When I looked around… [crunch!] [Crunch!] I could hear a strange noise.
Having found the source of the noise…I saw that a…a…a giant man! He has a pair of cat ears and a tail…. D. D. Don't tell me…..
The cat-eared guy looks like he's about 2 meters tall and he was also eating something, which from my point of view, looked like a T bone. He was using his strong looking jaws and teeth…
Looking at that, Buchou walked towards him and talked to him while laughing.
"Eating bones again? Aren't you eating too much protein and calcium? Daineko sama?[1]"
Ku…. D. Daineko… .sama?
Don't tell me…. That guy with a large build is… Koneko?! Not only that, Buchou is referring him as 'sama'!?!
… His fingers are really thick… I was so shocked that my body started to tremble…. My precious friend Koneko turned into….a Giant monster!
"I'm here~."
Someone came into the club room…
Issei senpai?! And he's a guy! He hasn't changed his gender like me! W. What's going on….?
"Good afternoon."
The person who came into clubroom with Issei senpai was…a very beautiful woman! I. I wonder who that is…. Her hair is long and looks very soft. Her fingers are slim but what is more noticeable is that she is quite tall, has a nice bust and she definitely seems like the type of girl that Issei senpai likes.
Ah, we made an eye contact. This bishoujo onee sama smiled at me and talked to me.
"Hello, Gasper kun."
Since the clubroom was full of guys, her smile lit up the room.
"H. Hello…senpai….?"
I don't know who that was so I decided to call her [senpai]…..after all, only Koneko…Daineko and I …are considered first years… so I don't think it's wrong to call her that…
Buchou looked at Issei senpai and the mysterious woman and said.
"Good, now that Ise and Yumi are here, shall we start the meeting?"
…Ku!
Y. Y. Yumi? I. I. Is she.. Yuuto senpai?!
It's as shocking as the [Koneko = Daineko] situation! Yuuto senpai. You are such a beautiful bishoujo here!
Having been astonished by all these surprises, we started the ORC meeting.
Part 2
"Before the second years go off to their school trip, I think we should choose what to do for a cultural festival."
The meeting was about the cultural festival which we will be having this fall. I guess the time period is the same as the world where I came from.
But why am I the only one in this world? I wonder if one of the Gods thought, "you will fit in better here than there" and therefore, decided to move me here?
A bigger mystery would however be why hasn't Issei senpai and my gender changed. Maybe, Issei senpai also came from the other world….
"Oi, Gasper. Pay attention."
Uuu, I got told off by Buchou. I guess Buchou is strict here as well as back in my world.
"It must be a Maid café, a Maid café! Let's bring in girls with big breasts and let's do a titty maid café! If not, let's do an ero-cosplay photoshoot!"
Issei senpai said with his hand up enthusiastically. Issei senpai's erotic tendencies are still the same. That's a relief; I don't even want to think about the Issei senpai who's not always erotic.
"Ah, that's not bad. Good idea Ise."
It seems like Xenovia senpai is agreeing with him. I guess now that Xenovia senpai is a guy, he enjoys this kind of thing.
"No way! It's too indecent!"
Asia senpai blushed and disagreed with the idea. It seems like Asia senpai doesn't like this kind of things even when he is a guy now.
"But if we can pull it off, we might be able to get a lot of profit",
Akeno senpai said.
"But the only person out of all of us who can actually be a maid is Yumi."
When Irina senpai said that, everyone looked at Yumi….Yuuto senpai.
"…Hmm if everyone wants me to do it, I might be able to…."
Yumi senpai made a baffled expression but still gave a positive answer. Yuuto senpai couldn't easily say no when he was a guy so I guess that quality hasn't changed.
Hearing that, Issei senpai looked at the breasts of Yumi senpai indecently.
"Really?! Yumi in a maid outfit will be amazing… Ehehehe. I'm expecting a costume that exposes those breasts a lot!"
"R. Really….? Since Ise kun wants to see it, should I wear it….?"
Yumi senpai blushed after hearing from Issei senpai. I. I don't think she hates it in particular.
"Looks like it's going a bit off topic … Daineko sama restrain if you please."
When Buchou asked, Daineko sama got off his chair.
["Yes. Boss"] (In English)
In English?! When I thought that, Daineko sama grabbed Issei senpai with his large hands and flung him backward. T. This is one of the pro wrestling techniques, "back drop", right?!
CRASH!