"Deities from all sides, thank you for joining us all for this once in a billion years event: The God Executing Immortal Conference!"
A grey light column descended from the sky, illuminating the arena while revealing the form of a middle-aged Paragon Spirit man. Paragon Spirits were flawed creations of the Brahma, originally meant to help them guide all living things on the path of enlightenment, their complete emotional spectrum created too great a variety of individuals, with many unsuited for such a lifestyle. Seeing this, the Brahmas reconverted them to servants and managers.
From tomorrow onward, the new schedule comes in effect. Please check the aux announcement if you haven't already.