I went out of my underground palace to have a feel to my surroundings and to walk around to aid my digestion after my hibernation of thousands of years I over feed myself, I lost control. I almost drained the life blood of my butlers.
I did not check the time when I decided to go up, I almost burn myself , the entrance of my underground palace was bare no trees or shade to hide from the sun. I use my speed & reached the nearby forest I explore and lure some human to gain knowledge… mind you I did not bite any of them coz I am a picky eater & a bad case of Mysophobia..
It was 1 o'clack in the noon the sun its hottest, and its affecting me my vision, its getting blurry " its all in the mind" as I calm myself, I run to the biggest tree in the forest to have some rest. But when I reach the tree I lose consciousness.
Next thing I know… 'baam' something fall down on me, hit me square in my stomach…. I groan in pain I automatically push the thing and spew my guts out…." Oh my lunch (T_T).. my butlers precious blood.." I gave a death glare at the thing… "Oh it's a human child, a beansprout in size" what is this thing doing at this time at the forest alone?
" You made me spew my lunch, little beansprout... I glare at her, and inspected her from head to foot, not enough blood on this little beansprout, unsatisfying thing… while I was busy think on how to feed, I felt a forceful tug at my shirt and caught me off guard and bend my knees. The next I see are pair of big jewel blue eyes... stunned I was for the strength of the child.
"Who told you to lie there you half grown man" the beansprout uttered with annoyance in her little face. She called ma half grown man…. ME…. A thousand years old Vampire! A half grown man this midget has guts bigger than her, I was ready to barter with her when suddenly a scent assaulted me, it made my stomach roil, disgusting smell.
"did you excrete? You SMELL!! And I cover my nose automatically, the child eyes become bigger and exclaim "what" she check her behind & clothes, I step back away from her , "Who poop? I did not… are you insulting me? She's turning red in anger.
"Don't come near me you smelly thing" I was preparing to flee for my life, then before I knew it I was hug by the child & we stumble her on top of me, I struggle to shake her off me, the little thing casted a immobile spell on me, " a witch (⁰₀⁰)" she kiss my forehead… I was horrified ….oh my purity, "why you kiss me?" I questioned her.. "get off me you rascal, uncast the spell now… I demand furiously ..."You don't have respect for your elder "release me now…damit I feel humiliated. A child detain me without hardship… Am I getting old?? That I was easily put immobile by a small beansprout… I am too outdated …. I feel sorry for myself…
"too noisy" child blurted out & casted a spell again "Mute"… OMG this is my end….. This little rascal is proficient in spell casting…. He let his guard down once and he lost a lot of face to a mare child…(∏_∏)
I just woke up from hibernation, I just want a feel of the new world…. What did I do to deserve this… I never killed any innocent passerby or hairy animal… my food was prepared by my butler…. Why why did I meet with this disaster?
"Don't bother to apologies" the girls declare with a raise chin " I put my hand & drool on you so your mine… uuhhh??? Are you listening boy? You are Margaret Rees Malvar property now your mine, my drool is on you ok! do not cheat on me you hear me! Husband? I was stunned silly with that declaration… D---DRO----DROLL….. HANDS…. I just notice that I was laying down in dirt…. I feel like vomiting blood with the revelation… I NEED TO SCRAB MY BODY TEN TIME NO A HUNDRED TIMES TODAY WITH BOILING WATER…..
With a hazy mind I break free from the spell & run away to have a bath, without looking back at the open mounted shock Margaret, then her expression change to sinister. This scheming little girl inconspicuously put a tracker via the drool that was absorb in by the forehead of the convicted vampire…
That unsuspicious fleeing Vampire for his dear life without expecting that this will be his last day of him being single & his peaceful life will be subjected to a never ending headache.