Asteria: You may call me dumb Alex, but I can actually write a story!
Alex: Hoh, are you sure about that? How could someone as lazy like you write a story? Maybe you're geting high again from your honey. Why don;t you jsut sleep that off?
Asteria: Hah? Watcha talkin about hooman? Of coures I can write! Why do you doubt that? Do I really look like I can't write?
Alex: Well...
Asteria: Hmph, if that's what you think, then I will show you a story that I wrote! Hmph, let's see how amazed you will become once you see this!
Alex: Dumb fairy, you don't really need to-
Asteria: Here, my story's done! Come and read it now, hooman!
Alex: Wait, you wrote a story that fast? You're jsut s***ing with me now, right?
Asteria: S***ing my ass! Just come here and read! If you don't, then you're a p***y for not reading!
Alex: So I'm a pussy now? Hmph, show me what you wrote then!
Lol, this is my brain right now.