[Host, state your wish]
"Eh? Mom, did you hear that voice just now?"
"No, I didn't, go find a job, you scoundrel!"
"...tsk, shuddup, you old hag..."
"WHAT?"
"N-nothing! I'm going to my room!"
*Wipes sweat*
"Man, that old hag sure is sca-"
[Host, state your wish]
"For real? I'm go-"
[Host, state your wish]
"Just wait a moment, let me thin-"
[Host, state your wish]
"Ok, OK, calm down...Lets see, a wish, uh?Ah! I want to live longer! Can you do that?
[Wish fulfilled, Host will be reborn as a Member of the Heteromorphic race, the turtlemen race]
"No! I don't want that!"
[Initialization transmigration]
"NOO! SOMBODY HELP ME!!!"
[Transmigration successful]
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This is just the prologue, I'm too lazy to think of something good to start.