"Trip" to another world

[July 3rd, Year 20xx]
[4th year, 2 months, 5 days]
[Progress of the teleportation device: 99.9%]
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Who are you even kidding? 99.9%? Can I dig up the grave of whoever solved that stupid percentage?! Wait, it was me!!!

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A.N. To start off, I'd like to apologize for being a horrible writer. I have two stories that I haven't finished, yet here I am doing another one. I'll keep the chapters short so that I can (might) update frequently.