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【Happy, sadistic, invincible article! 】 Zhuge Lan brought the [Emotion Value System] and made a great reputation in Douluo! Because his soul skills are too abstract, he knelt down and cried when he was banned. 100% of the time, he was caught with bare hands: Kneel down, little jerk! Eyes of the Sage: Whoever you stare at will get pregnant and give birth in one hour! Hateful Curse: If you hit me, you will have diarrhea, and if you hit me again, you will have dysmenorrhea! ...... Tang San: Kneel down first when you meet him, and you will have dysmenorrhea if you hit him! Is this person poisonous? ! ! Tang Hao: I punched him to vent my anger for my son, and he had diarrhea so much that he couldn't raise his head for the rest of his life! Zhu Zhuqing: Lan is so handsome, I don't understand why you are afraid? Qian Renxue: You have seen through my female body a long time ago, and you are still arm in arm with me? A certain extra: The Blue Devil is coming, run away! ! ! !

Good News: I've transmigrated to the long-dreamed-of anime world. Bad News: It's the Naruto world, and I'm a civilian orphan with no Kekkei Genkai, in the same class as Naruto and Sasuke. Just as Yagyu prepared to play the role of a minor character, hoping to survive the Konoha Crush Plan, Pain’s Assault, and the Fourth Great Ninja War, something unexpected happened. During a taijutsu sparring match at the Ninja Academy, Yagyu defeated the still-hopeless Naruto. Suddenly, a golden orb appeared before his eyes. Turns out he had a cheat after all – **grinding for drops from enemies**! No Kekkei Genkai? No problem – as long as others have it! Lacking talent in ninjutsu? Doesn't matter – as long as someone else knows it! If it doesn't drop on the first try, just tie them up and beat them daily until it does! During the Fourth Great Ninja War, the fully revived Six Paths Madara stared incredulously at Yagyu. "Why can you use Limbo: Border Jail too?" "It's simple," Yagyu said, activating his Rinnegan. "You just dropped it earlier."

Ethan Hayes had traveled to the dangerous world of Marvel comics. Thankfully, he was equipped with a system that allowed him to obtain the power of the Frozen Fruit—without the curse that typically came with it. “Damn it, Ethan!” Gwen Stacy shouted. “This is my newest black-and-white Spider suit, and now it’s torn to shreds!” Wanda Maximoff crossed her arms, giving him a stern look. “Ethan, that move with flipping the Eiffel Tower? You’re still not doing it right. And for the record, the door to my room isn’t closing tonight… You know what that means.” Natasha Romanoff, also known as the Black Widow, sighed in frustration as she glanced at the thermometer. “Why does it hit 40°C one second, then drop to 0°C the next? What’s going on with you?!” Audiobook version: https://youtube.com/@senatusquepopulus

Yun Feng accidentally traversed to the Douluo world and awakened the “Listening to Advice System.” As long as he followed others’ suggestions, he would receive rewards. Thus, Yun Feng began his series of unconventional operations. “Isn’t cultivation just a matter of using your hands? Go to bed early, wake up early, and drink more hot water to speed up the meditation of soul power.” “Hidden weapons? You can’t learn hidden weapons; it’s an innate talent. Well, how about this, do a few more push-ups every day to strengthen your arm muscles, so it will be easier to learn in the future.” “Sword intent? Your martial soul isn’t even a sword, how can I teach you? Well, use a tree branch to practice swinging it consistently.” Following the casual remarks of Tang San, Yu Xiaogang, and others, Yun Feng did exactly as they said. Soon, everything changed. “Ding, congratulations on completing the suggestion, your soul power cultivation speed has increased tenfold.” “Ding, congratulations on completing the suggestion, you have obtained the enhanced cracked version of the Hundred Solutions to Hidden Weapons.” “Ding, congratulations on completing the suggestion, you have obtained the Supreme Sword Dao, capable of cutting down the stars and seas with a single blade of grass.” Years later, Tang San, Yu Xiaogang, and others looked back, seeing Yun Feng standing atop the Supreme Divine Kingdom, and felt like crying without tears. “We were just joking around, who knew this guy could actually do it!” Disclaimer: I own nothing Original Name: 斗罗：听劝后，我变成了神明！

Inexplicably sent to the Douluo Continent, inexplicably joining Shrek Academy, and inexplicably leaving a token of love with Xiao Wu—everything happened so mysteriously. Chen Xuan was very frustrated. It wasn't just that he had transmigrated, but the timing was neither too early nor too late, coinciding with the time of the Continental Elite Soul Master Tournament. Intercept opportunities? Seize fate? Snatch the immortal herbs? Build connections? Join the Spirit Hall? It seems to be too late now. The world says, that the Seven Shrek Monsters have utmost integrity, are upright in character, are humble, kind, and easy to get along with. But is it really so? People say: join Shrek and it's a lifelong glory. People say: under the guidance of Great Grandmaster Yu Xiaogang, that's the most glorious honor. But is that really so? However, when that day arrived, would it matter? Spirit Hall, Clear Sky Clan, Heaven Dou Empire, Shrek Academy, Tang San, Tang Hao, and many others—all of them finally became his opponents, making him the enemy of all major powers. Disclaimer: I own nothing.

Ren finds himself at the center of unexpected attention in Konoha. The more he distances himself from the kunoichi, the more they’re drawn to his mysterious aura. Armed with a system that grants him abilities from other powerful ninja, Ren faces an unexpected twist: the system's objectives push him toward building a harem, something he's entirely uninterested in.

Because of a single choice, Li Huan traveled through time and space, ending up in a collapsing world. Dead soldiers, Honkai beasts, Herrschers—gradually, all these dangers appeared before him. "I think I'm doomed." With this thought, he decided to take a chance on the system's newbie reward draw. In a flash of light, a blue-gray cat, standing on two legs, appeared before him. "Take back what I said earlier—I think you're all doomed now." Having drawn the epic character Tom, he vowed to bring laughter to this world together with Tom. Disclaimer: I own nothing. This is a translated fanfic and please check out the others as well Advanced Chapters in Patreon https://www.pat reon.com/senatuspopulus/ OG: 人在崩坏，和汤姆当搞笑角色

The curtain opened, and four big ladies in different clothes appeared. They were the "Four Ji Tou". Just by looking at their charming eyes, evil smiles, and begging for disgust, you can tell that they are the best of human evil! Each of them has their own merits, each has their own unique skills, their fighting spirit and patience are astonishing, and they will definitely bring you endless surprises! His position in the human evil world is as sharp as the awakened beings in the heroic world! Looking at these four women in front of him, to Enosius, they are more terrifying and terrifying than a billion murderers! Enosius: "Hey! You can't do it, you can't do it! I'll scatter you, I'll scatter you!!!

Ye Feng traveled to the Saint Freya Academy in Honkai Impact 3, but why can't they see him? No matter what Ye Feng did, they just did their own things. "Current area: Saint Freya Academy... Can we open up new maps? Let me see, Yae Village, Golden Courtyard, and Black Tower Space Station." Is this a world similar to a game? And I am the "administrator"? There are not only the three families from my student days, but also Adult Bronya and Aunt Mei? Great! In order to find out the correct way to open this world as soon as possible, Ye Feng went to the office to find the Herrscher of Truth Adult Bronya to exchange academic ideas, taught Kiana homework in the library, and tutored Mei's homework in front of Kiana in the Valkyrie dormitory. The Herrscher of Sentience was right, it was really hard. OG: 崩坏，世界调制模式

Tang Yueguan: “Lu Yuan, that guy, drank and beat me up.” Tang Hao: “Lu Yuan? He’s a freak! I’ve never seen him cultivate—just drink! And yet, he broke my record as the youngest Title Douluo.” Dugu Bo: “My precious medicinal herbs were destroyed by Lu Yuan, and I didn’t even dare to stop him. Why? Because he was drunk!” Bibi Dong: “Lu Yuan… that bastard! He actually… did that to me after getting drunk…!” Lu Yuan: “Gulp, gulp… hiccups!”

Nietzsche John Holmes, a child who was forcibly adopted by the Watsons during a mission, began his crazy HP magic journey from that moment on. Hermione Granger: "You shouldn't hit your classmates, Mr. Always Right!" Nietzsche Holmes: "Become a superman who resists the strong, Miss Obedient~" He will have a series of titles in the future - the third generation of Dark Lord, Superman, the secret lover of the Minister of Magic...

Hydro Yaksha - Bonanus: "Thank you for saving me and Changsheng. I never thought our homeland would still be here after 500 years. However, I wonder where the people from the past are now." Pyro Yaksha - Indarias: "That's right, the fire rat is my original form. Huh, you want to see it? Well, alright, I guess that's okay." Raiden Shogun: "A foolish question. To replenish my abilities, you must stay with me." Raiden Ei: "To effectively reduce wear and tear, you must enter the Plane of Euthymia with me. Hmm, don’t forget to bring some dango milk and light novels." Yae Miko: "I haven't finished this month's manuscript yet, so don't think about escaping, little one~~" Kamisato Ayaka: "Please don't forget that dance under the moonlight, or the promise you made to me." Mikoshi Chiyo: "Having betrayed the gods, I shouldn’t exist in this world. But until I met you... it’s destiny... To be with you, I’m willing to atone with this broken body." Kujou Sara: "How interesting, you’re the one that Yae likes? So, that vixen likes your type? Hmm, I’m tempted to take you away myself~~" (This is a translation! :D with slight edits to avoid poison, enjoy pls!) If you want to read ahead, visit my patreon where there are over 10+ advanced chapters! patreon.com/SenatusPopulus