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Everyone’s favourite panda is gearing up for a brand-new adventure in this bodacious retelling of Kung Fu Panda 3! When Po’s biological father lands on his doorstep, Po is shocked. At his father’s urging, he returns to the Panda Village where he was born. And, after a few days of awesome feasts and incredible parties in the village, Po begins to wonder if he should ever return to the Valley of Peace. But while Po parties with his newfound family, a terrible power is approaching—an evil villain known as Kai has been stealing the powers of every kung fu master he meets…and his sights are set on Po. Relive the action, adventure, humour, and awesomeness in this novelization of Kung Fu Panda 3!

Life Quest assigned: Head to the next town over and pick up a loaf of bread. At first glance, the absurd life quest seemed almost fitting for a Level-1 Messenger Girl, but Evelia Greene could hardly hide her disappointment. She'd never count herself among the number of brave adventurers defending Leshk from terrifying monsters. She'd never explore lost ruins and uncover ancient magics. She'd never earn a speeding ticket for running at superhuman speeds in a human-speed zone. Okay, maybe that last one wasn't quite as disappointing. But when bakers go on strike, goblins attack, and bakeries spontaneously combust as Eve enters town, bit by bit this bullshit quest might just earn its Legendary difficulty and the sweet, sweet exp that comes with it. Things just might get a bit silly along the way. This book contains game elements, good jokes, bad jokes, worse jokes, and language strong enough to lift weights.

~ Can He Build a Harem in the School without Getting Caught?～ Theophil Krause is a young court wizard and undoubtedly one of the most elite in the country. He is loyal to his duties, but there is one thing he is even more passionate about – it's his ambition to corrupt highborn women of his choice and builds a harem for himself. For that, the Elreis Magical Girls Academy is a suitable hunting ground. It is a garden of prideful women, but only the ladies of famous high-class families were able to attend there, and of course, where all boys were forbidden from entering. It is to the extent that even the most bottom personnel are thoroughly selected and sieved for their abilities so that there won’t be a need for a single male in the school, but after corrupting the headmaster, Julia, into something that can’t live on without his member, he succeeded in infiltrating the school as their first male magic teacher. As he is also a court wizard with a good reputation, he was well received by the noble ladies in the class. But even with all that adoration, he only plans to aim at the best of the best. He entices several women in the academy; the students, the student council president, the school’s teachers, and even the school nurse, achieving the ultimate pleasure by corrupting the innocence that these haughty women protect the most. However, it is not without risks, as the more his women grew, the more attention he gains from the powerful chancellor, which is also the founder of the school. Will Theophil succeed in making his dream harem? Or will he fail and lose everything before he makes it to the top? Making use of his body manipulation magic and mind-reading techniques, plus his wits as an excellent court wizard, Theophil’s plan to get the best girls for his harem as he outwits the chancellor has already begun! [Has lots of heavy s*x scenes]