What do you call the children in a wh*re house? . . . Brothel sprouts
2021-06-28 Beigetreten Canada
"That's right!" Hermione shouted righteously, "You can't succeed in your plot, Dun, Dumbledore! You can't kill Tom, he will be our leader in the future against your evil rule."
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"No, you are different from him," Nicole Noel whispered, "He only has one eye that is heterochromatic, representing the rare gift of prophecy."
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"Got it, got it." Ron said slowly as his ears reddened a little, and he showed his self-proclaimed noble and cultured demeanour again.
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Lets be honest, there is way too many weird ‘theories’ Harry Potter fans have, to the point that one starts doubting their sanity
"That's Romilda Vane, she had discussed how to give you Love Potion at the club." Ginny said, looking around impatiently as she hoped to find a pair of empty seats.
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Terribly brilliant, that is
Harry shook his head vigorously, this was an absolutely terrible idea.
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"They ... talked to me." Neville stammered, with lingering fear on his face.
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Steal? No no, its ‘sharing’
Ron listened with some confusion, but also found this insight very refreshing, maybe he could write Luna's comments in his essay?
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Well that explains why professor sprout loves plants so much
"I'm not in a nightmare, am I?" Seamus complained loudly, "Nonverbal spell, Ancient Runes class that require wandless spell casting, and the Herbology class that made us deal with tentacles that spewed slimy jizz ..."
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Its quite elementary, simply don’t leave behind any witnesses 😈
"-is about how to hide yourself better."
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In the classroom, Grindelwald was carefully polishing the wand in his hand.
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Harry:” what letter?”
"Hand over the letter, Harry." Hermione stated in one quick breath.
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The man is used to decades of booing and having a bad name, along with extensive Felix style teasing experience lol
Harry looked over at the professor's seat and couldn't help but worry about Mr. Bagshot, but his expression looked as usual.
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“Not as long as I’m the headmaster!”
"Better include one more rule with it, prohibiting sudden insanity."
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Meanwhile, Felix dancing with valen:
"When sorrow comes, may we each meet an angel."
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The agitation faded from her face, and she became serious and satisfied. Seeing Felix stare at her, with what seemed to be a startled gaze, she smoothed her hair gracefully - her short hair had turned into a shoulder-length bob at some point - and said thoughtfully, "Sirius said you would buy this sort of speech, I didn't think it would be true."
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Grindlewald:
He took the newspaper and read it carefully, while Grindelwald slowly and carefully unwrapped his huge package, which was already unwrapped on the surface of one corner and seemed to contain various magazines.
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Remus: “I can’t believe there was a time I had trouble finding work”
Felix optimistically estimated that there wouldn't be too many people, at least for the first few years, and as for later ... the big deal, he would set up another magic school, well, the headmaster position would just be pushed to Remus.
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Some people started to dance around the bonfire, and Harry joined in, swaying his body until he heard his Aunt Muriel say that he danced "like a bear that stole the corn", and he resentfully made his way to the other side of the tent to watch Neville performing using the Bright Fire-making charm.
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Grindlewald: “oops, what an accident indeed”
As the content of the subject deepened, Professor Bagshot was no longer satisfied with petty fights, and he made the students duel in pairs. It was just that the rules were somewhat different: one of the dueling partners had to close his eyes against his enemy. As for who exactly will perform this unappealing role, it will be decided by drawing lots. And Ron always drew the worst lot.
Harry Potter: A Certain Ancient Rune Professor of Hogwarts (TL)
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