IkuSaari

IkuSaari

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The road to hell is paved with stones.

2021-01-21 Beigetreten Global
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IkuSaari
IkuSaari
8 months ago
Replied to The_Fallen_Writer

I have no idea. Same reason why some high-profile academic people are idiots in everything but their own field, I guess. I don't remember why I wrote him that way, which is a small blessing in itself.

Then someone rang a bell and all the pirates started to gather around the table in the middle of the room. All except for Captain Roy Gorgo.

My Pirate Wives

My Pirate Wives

Fantasy · IkuSaari

IkuSaari
IkuSaari
8 months ago
Replied to The_Fallen_Writer

I mean, I had the obligatory phases with pirates, Ancient Egypt, and knight stuff even before Pirates of the Caribbean was a thing, but when I saw the movies, my brain just locked onto that. I had to write books about pirate tropes so that I would not talk about it all the time. However, for the sheer dramatic quality of the plot, I also liked Black Sails, even if it has a bit of Game of Thrones morality sprinkled in with themes of adventure etc.

"There has been a theft of property that goes under the Pirate Insurance Policy. As you all know, Captain Gorgo is not the man to need such policies…except for one thing. We all swore we would protect each other and our insured property."

My Pirate Wives

My Pirate Wives

Fantasy · IkuSaari

IkuSaari
IkuSaari
8 months ago
Replied to The_Fallen_Writer

I mean, I dunno, it probably really doesn't.

Out of these twenty-five men, he was probably one of the five who could read. That gave him an advantage. Out of all these men, he was the only one who knew about Gorgo's double identity. Finally, he had a chance to drag his bastard brother through dirt to show who was the real man.

My Pirate Wives

My Pirate Wives

Fantasy · IkuSaari

IkuSaari
IkuSaari
8 months ago
Replied to

Better than ever honestly. Merely not writing at the moment and having all projects related to writing on hiatus. Thanks for asking :)

IkuSaari
IkuSaari
10 months ago
Commented

This is a bit bloated with words.

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Half me and half...

Half me and half...

Fantasy · Inemin

IkuSaari
IkuSaari
10 months ago
Posted

Magic toasters are a cool idea, I like them. Dragonskin is probably a very good material for handbags. I like several magitech tropes, but I don't know if there are many books about wizards literally smuggling stuff into a fantasy world. It felt like a funny idea and I wanted to read it, so I had to write it. I also like the main character. He's someone right on the borderline between heroic mentality and opportunism. I like the book as a whole. It's mine. It's something fun, and that's fun.

Dieses Buch wurde gelöscht.
IkuSaari
IkuSaari
10 months ago
Replied to Jimmy_Kibble

With what, exactly?

IkuSaari
IkuSaari
10 months ago
Replied to Black_Dew

Yes

"And only if you ask such things of me, I shall be both Captain and husband to you."

My Pirate Wives

My Pirate Wives

Fantasy · IkuSaari

IkuSaari
IkuSaari
IkuSaari
1 years ago
Replied to Eric_Fanguy

I'm just hating on the Dreamer

The Dreamer looked at Albert again.

Kill the Sun

Kill the Sun

Fantasy · Warmaisach

  • Water Belongs to the Dead original

    Water Belongs to the Dead

    Fantasy R18 DARK REVENGE KILLER LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT ENEMIESTOLOVERS FACESLAPPING LOVETRIANGLE

    Sadly, on indefinite hiatus as I suck at writing FL (I suck at ML too but less) A healer woman with a gun falls for the right-hand man of her sworn enemy. Serenica Ingram is a cold-hearted action heroine, a doctor and a healer witch. She's searching for patients to keep her job in a fantasy world when she finds out that a local businesswoman wants her dead. The enemy has her own weapons against Serenica - an army of city guards, social power, and most of all, the male witch whose visits bring trouble along with something else. A feeling. When Serenica finds out that the businesswoman is courting her most trusted lieutenant, something within her iron heart moves. The love triangle takes her across an ocean as she hitches a ride from pirates while collecting resources to take her enemy down. Three witches, two of them women, guns. Action. Serenica has an obligation to hate the rest of them, but with the Ink Witch, it's simply impossible to fulfill her duties. She needs gold to be the best doctor in the land of Sennas. He needs to dethrone the businesswoman, Mariana Kinley, to expand his princedom. Kinley needs to soothe her paranoias by killing all other witches. Everyone is a violent bastard. R18 for blood.

    12 Chs 25 Sammlungen

  • My Pirate Wives original

    My Pirate Wives

    Fantasy ROMANCE ADVENTURE REINCARNATION R18 WEAKTOSTRONG TRANSMIGRATION ISEKAI GENIUS SMUT HIGHIQ

    4.47 Abgeschlossen

    No man will ever sail under my flag - but plenty of women will! These pirate wenches are crazy about a man who can read! A young outcast transmigrates into a fantasy world as a beginner pirate. Bastian is made into an even bigger outcast by his traitorous bully brother who turns out to be the infamous pirate wizard Captain Gorgo, in charge of the most dangerous crew on any seas. Cursing Bastian so that no man may sail under his flag, Gorgo fails to account for one thing...women. Continuously adding new saucy wenches to his crew, Captain Bastian Black battles keepers of mystical occult literature to utilize his rare power: literacy. He's on a quest to become so strong in magic and pirating that he can finally kill Captain Gorgo and leave the sibling rivalry behind. In a world of swashbuckling adventures, every lass with a sword counts... Join Captain Bastian Black on his epic voyage with women who are excellent with swords! In case you didn't figure it out yet, this book contains violence and harem stuff, so +18 readers only, please. Hope you enjoy. Leave comments! discord link finally. it's an actual functioning server afaik: https://discord.gg/tmeZKG5dqT Sorry for changing the A.I. cover a lot. I edited a pic of a future pirate lass who might interest my readers!

    84 Chs 5.5k Sammlungen

  • I Hate to Love the Pirate King original

    I Hate to Love the Pirate King

    Fantasy R18 MAGIC BETRAYAL REVENGE DEVIL FATEDLOVE POWERFULCOUPLE ENEMIESTOLOVERS GETTINGBACKTOGETHER MARYSUE

    4.82 Abgeschlossen

    Cover is a placeholder. Midjourneying isn't easy. I spend at least 20 seconds per prompt. "Look at you," he growled. "All bothered because of a filthy pirate. How can you live with yourself when you clearly want me so much?" -- --- How can she want him dead so badly when she desires him? --- #FANTASY #WSA2022 --- Mature content, violence, slow burn and dark themes. You've been warned. This is not your average fantasy love story despite the bad boy theme. --- Mariana Adams is a young woman in her early twenties, living in the fantastical world of Ad Rath, which is plagued by ghosts, sea monsters and ancient curses. She gathers herself a crew of battle-hardened privateers to hunt down her ex, the pirate king Captain Daniel Brandon. Their years together haunt Mariana, as does his betrayal...but how come can't she keep her eyes off him? Even when she finds out her fate as a savior of the world in a battle against ancient monsters, she keeps coming back to him across the ocean in this game of cat and mouse. On and off. Hot and cold. It's dangerous, but it's so addictive...but what if Daniel is even more demonic than she has thought? What if he keeps her in his domineering, hypnotic allure and won't let go? What does he really want from her? Her body? Her hatred? Her love? When angels and demons fall in love in a world of magic where anything can happen on the high seas, skies will crumble and hearts will be broken. There is only one rule in magic... You cannot forbid a heart from desiring. --- This is a bad boy / good-ish girl SLOW BURN love story set in a high fantasy world that may be familiar to you from Water Belongs to the Dead: Heart of the Witch and Evil Occultist. Set in a time of pirates, magnificent treasure ships and witches, I Hate to Love the Pirate King will plunder your heart. --- discord link finally. it's an actual functioning server afaik: https://discord.gg/tmeZKG5dqT

    118 Chs 159 Sammlungen

  • Evil Occultist original

    Evil Occultist

    Fantasy ACTION ADVENTURE MAGIC MYSTERY DARK VILLAIN SCARY HIGHIQ EGOIST

    4.87 Abgeschlossen

    It's not easy being an evil CULT LEADER! Impulsive and charismatic beginner occultist Ted tries to murder someone with a forbidden spell and instead gets the attention of a hostile sun god. The only way Ted can shake off the influence of the divine being and avoid being absorbed is to perform a sacrifice - ten thousand souls, and they have to be willing. While Ted has no problems getting some poor sods to give up their souls for free, ten thousand is still quite a number and he decides to form his cult somewhere safer than his own homeland: the FIN, a great island in the cold, dark south where the sun god is weakened for half of the year. Ted needs to fight for dominance during his race to control the population of the Fin - first in order to get the technology needed to push through the unnatural storms that have plagued the ocean around the island, then in order to actually get the people to support his evil, insane, self-serving cause. He recruits people left and right, charming them with his silvery tongue and charisma, but there seems to be a conspiracy against him. Someone wants Ted dead, and it is not the hungry god of sun. Ted is not alone, though - his best friend, Eknie, is like a rabid yet loyal dog. She will stop at nothing to get Ted to share his life with her, but Eknie, the diplomatic bard lady from the Great Eastern Kingdom, is a benevolent stalker. Probably. Mostly. She arranges a meeting with someone who can invent a machine that will get the cult to the Fin in no time at all: the genius engineer and scientist, Madorn. He isn't cheap labor, of course... The sun god is nothing like Ted would have imagined. Always breathing down on his neck once the dreaded morning comes, its intrusive and sinister ways make him fear daylight. The god can make him its slave if it is not pleased with the regular sacrifices, and this ends up in Ted creating an army of ZOMBIES. The world of Ad Rath is in the middle of a technological revolution. Steam is utilized in all forms of transport - steam cars, steam trains, whatever one can imagine, it probably runs on steam. There is potential for more, though - the southern islands have been simmering inside a megastorm for years and supplies are running low in the barren land of the Fin. To travel all the way down to the cold and uncomfortable South from the safety of the Kingdom of Sennas with its luxury and degeneracy would be a punishment for most. IMPORTANT: The MC is intentionally selfish and evil, causing misfortune and hurt wherever he goes. The other characters are not much better. Don't like, don't read. Mostly, though, Ted is just saving his own skin and gathering wealth, and being evil just for the sake of doing bad things. Don't expect a virtuous hero here. ALSO IMPORTANT: This is a sequel-ish to Water Belongs to the Dead: Heart of the Witch, set 100 years after the end of WBttD:HotW. While it is not needed to read it to understand Evil Occultist, giving it a look can help you familiarize yourself with the world. Love it, hate it, tell me in the comments anyway, vote, make me work even harder. discord link finally. it's an actual functioning server afaik: https://discord.gg/tmeZKG5dqT

    254 Chs 1k Sammlungen

  • Water Belongs to the Dead: Heart of the Witch original

    Water Belongs to the Dead: Heart of the Witch

    Fantasy COMEDY MAGIC DARK FIRSTLOVE HEALING SERIOUS

    4.9 Abgeschlossen

    A young healer woman sets sail to kill her enemies and steal the heart of the prince her rival desires. She encounters deadrousers, cannibals and lunatics as she hunts for epic treasures and love. She finds out she can be everything she wants to be: a doctor and a healer of thieves, a lover and an impressively rich spirit aunt, but the price she has to pay will be paid in blood. Serenica Ingram is a brave witch in her twenties. She would do anything to be even better at healing. Mariana Kinley, a witch-hating witch and a ruthless businesswoman, doesn't like competition and drives Serenica out of her home. She joins the pirate crew of the necromancer, Captain Spade. The city of Neul that Serenica calls home is a hostile and degenerate place, ripe with rich merchants and homeless witches, but the mythical island of outlaws, Aja Vana, is even stranger. The western islands are populated by outcasts and Serenica would do anything to avoid them. Becoming a rich and respected pirate healer isn't easy, especially with both other witches and royals wanting Serenica dead. She has to sail to the ends of the known world just to get her stolen property back, and even harder will be to catch the eye of the Dreamer, the fair prince whom Kinley also desires, while fulfilling the promise to kill a king. WARNING: s*icide mentions, very mild cursing, violence, blood so please use caution when reading. discord link finally. it's an actual functioning server afaik: https://discord.gg/tmeZKG5dqT

    302 Chs 447 Sammlungen