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The fifth fleet watched as Alex got ever closer to the town before slowing down and landing gently outside the front gate. Many of the new people were in awe over how careful Alex was to not cause any problems when he landed. What they didn't know was that he had to train himself how to land like this after causing an eruption of spices the first time he landed outside the town from the wind pressure he brought with him. Alex had been scolded heavily by both the person trading the spices as well as all the "victims" of the spice bomb.

Custom monster system

Video Games · loskro

Technically he stole said powder but since he had never been caught no one knew about it. Alex had a bit of a dilemma after figuring out the rules around traits however. 'I know that creatures have fantasy style powers in this world , but they have adapted to be able to handle those things and i have no clue what i would need to do the same.' he thought seriously while sun bathing at the canteen. (AN: What? he's a reptile what did you expect?)

Custom monster system

Video Games · loskro

At the same time I had to figure out a different method of stopping him from spying on me. The answer was simply to employ the squirrels again but this time merely as guards. The psychotic little tree rats were more than happy to keep an eye out in exchange for a daily ration of good food. It was a little pricey to buy this small army of squirrels so much food but I could easily cover that amount with two or three C rank missions.-

Naruto-The secret sage

Anime & Comics · loskro

Thankfully I knew that at most the boy would only reach special jonin levels of power while in the academy due to the severe restrictions that students had on jutsu they could learn. At most an academy student was allowed to learn C rank jutsu which was a rule even the clans respected. This meant that unless the boy somehow figured out how to create his own higher ranked jutsu from whichever ones his adoptive family got him to learn that was his limit and I know from experience working on vacuum release jutsu that this is no simple thing like improving ones chakra control.

Naruto-The secret sage

Anime & Comics · loskro

On the way back to my house I may or may not have told every animal I came across to attack Danzo if they saw him. And I may or may not have ordered the birds in the village to crap on his head as well. Naruto ended up stay the night after that which was nice though my blonde friend was a chatter box talking about his parents when it was just us. He even made this whole joke about how his dad being hokage meant he was destined to do so as well but I still thought Naruto had a snowballs chance in an active volcano to pull it off.

Naruto-The secret sage

Anime & Comics · loskro

He smiled though and sat down next to us "Narutos lucky to have you as a friend. I admit that I regret much of what Naruto has had to deal with but much of it was also out of my hands as well. He was orphaned when the nine tails attacked all those years ago much like yourself. But you need to understand that with the fourth Hokage lost I had to pick up the pieces and simply didn't have the time to spend ensuring Naruto got a proper upbringing while restoring the village as well and I cannot apologize enough for it." he said with honest remorse.

Naruto-The secret sage

Anime & Comics · loskro

What only I knew however was that much less him I was pretty sure in terms of sheer strength I had even our teacher beat by a wide margin. I'm not talking skill because I will be the first to admit I was a novice in that regard no better than any of my other classmates. No I am talking about my body that had been in sage mode since I was born and as a result had been growing with that as my base.-

Naruto-The secret sage

Anime & Comics · loskro

He was an orphan much like myself but hadn't been adopted like me which he seemed envious about. His favorite of all my beasts was my cat since it was popular with everyone and he said he wanted that too, sad as hell right? He was not a big fan of my snake though which I could at least understand as back on earth I also wasn't a huge fan of the slithery type critters either.-

Naruto-The secret sage

Anime & Comics · loskro

Anyway back to my new friend Naruto. See my parents just didn't want to bother with trying to teach me any of this basic stuff anymore and chose to send me to Konoha public school when I turned five. I can tell you for certain that it definitely wasn't a pleasant experience for me at all as children were disgusting at my age. The teacher Mrs. Akeno tried to get me to play with the other kids but I refused and she wasn't able to refuse my refusal on account of whichever beast it was I snuck to school with me on any given day.-

Naruto-The secret sage

Anime & Comics · loskro

I knew what chakra was since I had asked my grandmother about the weird people you occasionally saw running across the rooftops in the village. She had explained to me about ninja or shinobi depending on what you wanted to call them. How they used a type of special energy called chakra to perform amazing feats beyond what us normal folk could even begin to comprehend. My parents had been ninjas apparently and died because of the nine tails attack on the village. I had pestered my grandmother about ninjas after that as I could tell it would be VERY important information later.-

Naruto-The secret sage

Anime & Comics · loskro

Mizuhe(the cricket) was at the mid special Jonin level and had stopped growing at two feet long and five inches thick from back to belly. Despite this however it had begun to learn how to create mist that allowed it's natural ability to shine. My lizard was also at the mid chunin level but that was mostly because it specialized in stealth rather than combat. Finally of course was my first beast Ren(the scorpion) that was now the size of a large hill and showed no signs of stopping it's growth.-

Naruto-The secret sage

Anime & Comics · loskro

I knew what chakra was since I had asked my grandmother about the weird people you occasionally saw running across the rooftops in the village. She had explained to me about ninja or shinobi depending on what you wanted to call them. How they used a type of special energy called chakra to perform amazing feats beyond what us normal folk could even begin to comprehend. My parents had been ninjas apparently and died because of the nine tails attack on the village. I had pestered my grandmother about ninjas after that as I could tell it would be VERY important information later.-

Naruto-The secret sage

Anime & Comics · loskro

Mizuhe(the cricket) was at the mid special Jonin level and had stopped growing at two feet long and five inches thick from back to belly. Despite this however it had begun to learn how to create mist that allowed it's natural ability to shine. My lizard was also at the mid chunin level but that was mostly because it specialized in stealth rather than combat. Finally of course was my first beast Ren(the scorpion) that was now the size of a large hill and showed no signs of stopping it's growth.-

Naruto-The secret sage

Anime & Comics · loskro

The funny part was that nobody could ever seem to figure out why they kept coming to us as I made sure to stop any inflow of natural energy whenever someone came looking. Thanks to this I was able to figure out that nobody else seemed to be able to sense the stuff for some reason. There was one animal that came to visit that I refused to part with however much to my grandmothers absolute horror, Ren the scorpion.-

Naruto-The secret sage

Anime & Comics · loskro

There were signs however that I found out about and had to actively monitor. Case in point was how dreadfully little control over their bodies an infant has and with me in sage mode constantly my physical strength was far more than a normal baby would have. This resulted in a few incidents were I broke something. Thankfully nobody seemed to notice the strangeness of it and just tended to me as per normal infant care. I never really got to get to know my parents after I was born however as eight days after I was born there was a great disturbance.-

Naruto-The secret sage

Anime & Comics · loskro

She stopped as she realised she wasn't alone. I looked at her, and her eyes landed on me, widening in alarm. They were so green, her wet red hair clung to her scalp making her look that much more desirable.

"Caught in the Web of the Spider."

Anime & Comics · ShihaoGamer

I was ready by ten, and honestly I was excited as hell. This was Mary Jane Watson for God's sake! The girl of Peter's dreams! The woman who he'll one day marry! Sure there was that whole bullshit redcon thing, but fuck that!

"Caught in the Web of the Spider."

Anime & Comics · ShihaoGamer

Of course, if it is one-on-one, Kaido will win. But, King doesn't believe that they will be righteous enough to fight him one-on-one.

Vice Captain of the Straw Hat Pirates

Anime & Comics · Evil_Paragon

For her, this conversation wasn't that important but seeing a random woman suddenly hitting on her captain made her angry.

Vice Captain of the Straw Hat Pirates

Anime & Comics · Evil_Paragon