"Oi, sushi boy. How big was the shark that fucked yo mama?" Ren quickly blurted the first yo-mama joke that came to his mind upon glancing at Kisame while sweat rolled down his forehead.
Naruto: Ren the Sealmaster
Anime & Comics · KasiCair
"Bella won't be able to play?" Bellatrix pouted and Hadrian thought it looked so wrong at her gaunt face. He would have to do something about it. It would be so cute too! Similar to Narcissa's face. But.. Narcissa Black did not pout! Such a pity, really.
Stuffed into Potter
Book&Literature · KasiCair
Merlin walked forward and looked at the man who was unconscious on the ground with blood on his forehead. The man had long black hair, a sexy beard, and a face full of melancholy and a hint of coldness.
Game Master of marvel
Anime & Comics · Ashriel_Sain
potato babies lol
"Josh, Mike and Carol are so ugly..." Margaret's first words to Josh after he was wheeled into the recovery room nearly made him burst out laughing.
Dimensional Trader in Marvel
Anime & Comics · AHumanMadeMOFO
"My master, would you... please put it back on me?" she asked, her dewy eyes fixed on his.
Dimensional Trader in Marvel
Anime & Comics · AHumanMadeMOFO
one of my favorite lines from spawn
And yes, there was no doubt - Tony Windis was dead, ded.
Dimensional Trader in Marvel
Anime & Comics · AHumanMadeMOFO
By the time Margaret came to her senses, she was lying on the bed, naked. (T/N: My Boy Got Rizz)
Dimensional Trader in Marvel
Anime & Comics · AHumanMadeMOFO
"Bang..." A gunshot rang out, echoing across the field.
Dimensional Trader in Marvel
Anime & Comics · AHumanMadeMOFO
I love the random history bits
The chicken could be made with ketchup and cornstarch, resulting in a dish that would be familiar in America but confusing to the Chinese: General Tso's chicken - basically just chicken cooked in a sweet and sour tomato sauce. It was very simple, created in the 1950s by a renowned chef to serve the commander of the U.S. Seventh Fleet.
Dimensional Trader in Marvel
Anime & Comics · AHumanMadeMOFO
"First off, Diana adopted me, then she seduced me, then she brought me to her island where I was then seduced by her mother, then she invited Diana to join then we had a threesome..."
The Ultimate Saiyan Warrior Reborn
Anime & Comics · DarkHelixDragoon24