bought a ring for your girlfriend but waiting for your wife?[img=faceslap]
I greeted the waitress as I waited for my wife.
Book&Literature · Booggie
neither
[I take your power stones and I give you another riddle. No google allowed. I'm watching you. Which is heavier: a ton of sand or a ton of feathers? Answer at the end once again]
Movies · AlienWarlord
match, then candle then gas lamp and finally stove
[I take your power stones and I give you another riddle. No google allowed. I'm watching you. You're in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove, and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first? Answer at the end once again.]
Movies · AlienWarlord
going with silence
[I take your power stones and I give you a riddle. No google allowed. I'm watching you. It can't be seen, can't be felt, can't be heard, and can't be smelled. It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life, and kills laughter. What is it? The answer will be at the end of the chapter.]
Movies · AlienWarlord
3 and a half inches long ..... Small but successful (7 children )
Their mouths were wide open and Harry's fat tongue seemed to have burrowed deep into Molly's mouth, intertwining with her tongue occasionally and teasing the sides of her mouth. Molly moaned. Arthur couldn't resist any more – he quickly stood up, removed his pants and flung them aside. His three-and-a-half inch pecker was rock hard. And they had barely even gotten to the starter menu, let alone the main course.
Fantasy · inoharamito
are you going to continue this one or start another whole book ? glad you are doing better though
haha Betty crocker sends fan mail to Lockhart . wonder if she came up with the recipe for his hair care potions
"Oh, I know they are there to prevent all sorts of nastiness passing into the school but I fear they may be set too severe. Since we returned to the castle almost two weeks ago, I haven't had one piece of fan mail. Betty Crocker has never gone this long without writing before, the wards must be filtering my fan mail out. I hardly think that letters from my fans would count as dark or evil."
Book&Literature · Khaled_Sellami
Stella and Luna, or Ruby and Sapphire. matching pair names
A.N.: Suggest names for two baby girls.
Book&Literature · Snollygoster
send him to Themescara. on accident of course. add Wonder woman to the harem. 😆
hypocrite
"There's no excuse for abusing your power." Dumbledore denied. "While I do see what you are saying, Mister Longbottom, I have to disagree with the statement in general. Any person with even the smallest level of empathy, should know instinctively that they are causing harm."
Back to the Beginning...
Book&Literature · burnable