Joke maybe??
"Those bastards!" Gravis was seething with rage. The last thing that was sent over was a small white bunny, just looking around curiously. "I get why killing your own food is necessary, but why did the timing have to be so shitty?" he ignored the bunny for now and started a fire with the supplies. Instead of grilling the rabbit, he roasted part of the tortoise. Cat meat was tough and stringy. Tortoise definitely tasted better.
Eastern · Warmaisach
swords are double edged while blades have a single edge
"It's here. Acquired-stage Blade Will vs Acquired-stage Sword Will!"
I Am Loaded with Passive Skills
Eastern · Eat Apples Late at Night