You should be smited. Not because you called God fake to his face, but because you wanted ketchup for your pizza (I have no opinion on oregano, never tasted it).
He wasn't able to finish the sentence before I grabbed the pizza from his hand and started eating it, "Alright I believe you. Just make some Oregano and Ketchup as well, oh and one medium coke as well."
Fun In Highschool DxD World
Anime & Comics · Evil_Villain
"You are finally awake." The old man said to me as I looked around to get some idea of where I was.
Fun In Highschool DxD World
Anime & Comics · Evil_Villain
When I next opened my eyes, I was standing in front of an Old man with a white beard which haven't been trimmed for quite a long time.
Fun In Highschool DxD World
Anime & Comics · Evil_Villain
I was filled with a strange sense of accomplishment as I was the only one who actually talked to the Head of the Department while the other were completely mute.
Fun In Highschool DxD World
Anime & Comics · Evil_Villain
You know what I mean. As in, in the show.
"Okay, I think I should name these eyes," I thought aloud. "Meh, let's just go with Sekigan. It means Red Eyes—nothing special, but perfectly describes my eyes."
Sociopathic Ninja
Anime & Comics · Frona_Gorgophone
So this has offically become AU.
"You seem to recognize her," Orochimaru chuckled. "But why wouldn't you when it is your mother?"
Sociopathic Ninja
Anime & Comics · Frona_Gorgophone
I called it several chapters ago.
Thus, I decided to dominate the world. What I meant by that was that I would revive Uzushiogakure. I hated responsibility over other people's lives, but I wouldn't mind it if they belonged to my family. Technically speaking, I had lost my family the moment I came to this world, but it wouldn't hurt to start a new one.
Sociopathic Ninja
Anime & Comics · Frona_Gorgophone
Now this is more like it!
"Collecting beauties around the globe?"
Sociopathic Ninja
Anime & Comics · Frona_Gorgophone
That's not because walkers are blind. That's because they are stupid. They simply cannot compute that "not looking like us = not one of us".
Rick looked out and I did as well. Morgan had been right there were even more than there were earlier. Wandering aimlessly in the streets. Their sense of smell must not be as good as their sight and hearing. Or maybe they just have normal human senses, just no thought behind them. That's good for us because it means they will be easier to avoid and misdirect as long as they don't get sight of you.
My New Life in The Walking Dead
TV · SocioPhobia
If your pizza tastes better *with* ketchup, you either have the most divine-tasting ketchup on hand or more likely, that's not a good pizza.
He wasn't able to finish the sentence before I grabbed the pizza from his hand and started eating it, "Alright I believe you. Just make some Oregano and Ketchup as well, oh and one medium coke as well."
Fun In Highschool DxD World
Anime & Comics · Evil_Villain