more like Cosby.
"Draco seems to think that because of his name and house he doesn't have to put as much effort into classes" Snape was rubbing his temples "Weasley is an embarrassment, he and Granger waste too much time distracting Mr. Potter and the youngest Weasley. Weasleys older brothers at least put some effort into their classes, the twins even though I hate to admit, are brilliant at potions when they try. And I swear to Merlin, if that girl puts her hand up for a question that wasn't directed to her one more time, then she may find a very powerful sleeping potion next time she has breakfast"
Harry Potter: Shadows of Tomorrow
Movies · Sonic_Spectre
His body trembled in fury, and with one final, choked gasp—he coughed up blood and collapsed into unconsciousness.
Naruto: Reborn in His Younger Self
Anime & Comics · Naruto_Fanatic
Before Harry could think what the hat could have to do with the sorting, it started singing (I think it has been put into so many stories that I will skip it).
Harry Potter: No More Holding Back
Book&Literature · BookReaderBoy
from paradise to the deepest pit of damnation.
He lay in the middle and tried to stop thinking what it would be like for either of the girls to join him. But his mind kept thinking about what they'd look like under their clothes. That was starting to cause him problems, so he started to think about what Dolores Umbridge would look like the same way. That helped - a lot. Almost too much, as he felt quite ill thinking about it.
HARRY POTTER :flash forward.
Movies · Sunnnnn_
With a sigh, Madam Bones popped her wand away, reached into her pocket and withdrew what Harry recognised to be an evidence bag for a wand. She dropped the Elder wand into it, before sealing it and dropping the bagged wand into an inside robe pocket. "Now yours, Mister Potter," she said, holding her hand back out to him.
HARRY POTTER :flash forward.
Movies · Sunnnnn_
Elder Wand obtained.
Dumbledore snapped his head back and screamed as his hands came up from under his desk to grab either side of his head. His wand, which was in his right hand at the time, went flying. Using a bit of covert wandless casting, Harry summoned the wand to his hand as it sailed through the air, and surreptitiously pocketed it as he surged to his feet and drew his own wand forth.
HARRY POTTER :flash forward.
Movies · Sunnnnn_
Half way along the hall there was a large golden fountain that gave Harry pause for thought. It featured a wizard, a witch, a Centaur, a Goblin and a House Elf, the last three of which were looking up at the witch and wizard with adoration on their faces. Only the expression on the House Elf seemed right. The Centaurs of Hogwarts' Forbidden Forest would likely be greatly insulted by their depiction, and it was just as well Goblins didn't do business with wizards and witches outside of the bank, Gringotts. Harry was willing to bet all the money he had that if a Goblin ever caught sight of that statue, the Ministry would be dealing with a full-blown Goblin rebellion within the hour.
Harry Potter: F*ck Off
Book&Literature · Earthly_Writer
i wish I didn't
His words made me feel sad. I longed to visit the DXD world and meet Azazel to study sacred gears, which doesn't seem like too much to ask. However, I'll accept what I receive, as it's not as if he chose a world that begins with 'B' and ends with 'O'. We refrain from saying its name because doing so might make you resemble the main character in that world.
ASOIAF/GOT : Grey Dragon
Book&Literature · Daeranyx_Drakonar
Wolf of Wall Street
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HP: I Have "Pure" Magic
Book&Literature · Snollygoster
"Now" Dumbledore began "it is time for the goblet of fire to re…" But before Dumbledore could speak the fire turned blue and the Goblet of fire expelled a parchment "let's see here" Dumbledore said as he read from the parchment "It says….'Your mum'…..ALRIGHT WHO WROTE THIS?!"
Harry Potter: Shadows of Tomorrow
Movies · Sonic_Spectre