It wasn't wrote that way though
"...If I don't deal substantial damage to the Parkers by the end of this, then I shall not be called Oliver Roshfield!"
Fantasy · Entrail_JI
Okay, let's he started with my response to this comment [img=recommend]. First off, this comment was 1 year ago. Second, I thought it was obvious my comment wasn't serious and I was just exaggerating so I didn't need you to give me a whole explanation. Third, while I thank you for taking time out of your day to clear up the confusion you might've though I had, It quite honestly wasn't need for a comment that if you looked closely could tell wasn't being serious. Idiots exist but there isn't anyone stupid enough to not know why a Doctor would say something like that.
?Doctor?: Oh my bad. It's a healthy baby boy! Its little willy was just so small I can't even see it.
Fantasy · ClingyDemon
If you're a immortal then yeah
"It's Helen, Thena." I said solemnly. "It's Helen."
Movies · mark_kiple
You're using inventions and science from a literal fictional novel, manga, whatever the hell you wanna call it. That's not something you can make in reality even with the technology we have.
Pretty sure in a comic he actually did do that though
"Bruce became Batman before I could go after Joe. He had tracked down the bastard and beaten him up." He frowned. "But… he didn't kill him. He let the man leave." He said as he stared into my eyes. "Do you know why I hate Batman so much?" He asked. "It's because he left him alive after beating him up… the man that broke into our house and killed my mother was just allowed to leave!"
Movies · ToothlessS
We're no where near close to achieving immortality, you're reaching now
Lazy MF
After few hours of rowing Abel finally reached a new island. He was not very tired thanks to his high stamina stat but he was rather bored and irritated. 'What a waste of time... I could use this time to eat pills and meditate. I need to find someone to row the boat for me.'
Anime & Comics · ZhaoYuzheru
I just watched this movie wth
Dieser Absatz wurde gestrichen.
Action · Kurosawa_Taiki
aw hell naw
Not even thinking twice, Kira put his hands that had sweat and dirt into his food and began to eat, shoving it down his throat as fast as he could.
Anime & Comics · Melpy
What is this story about,like what is it a fanfic of?
I Signed-In In Tokyo
Anime & Comics · RedIsPowerfullHire