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"A super-intelligence is only limited by its ambition. If you could do anything, what would you do?" Megacles has a pretty good life. Also, she is horny, lonely, bored, anxious, and a bit of a drunk. She decides to fix all this with science. It works okay, until she accidentally builds a doomsday device. At least she’s not bored anymore. Mr. President has inherited a broke, corrupt, government. Unemployment is high, nobody pays taxes, the healthcare system is collapsing, and the government is using systemic blackmail to cover it up. He has a plan to fix it all, he just needs to steal a trillion dollars to get started. Super Science and Fast Romance is a near future, science fiction, romantic comedy, political psychodrama. It's fun. It teaches how to fix everyday problems with lasers, evil robots, and mass hallucinations. These solutions work really well. Only a couple people die. Any money made by this book will be spent on drugs and super hot lasers.

"The human brain is the most valuable resource on Earth. But only if you use it. You can’t just pile them in your basement. Doesn’t work." Candy is the Guardian of Humanity. It's not going well, but she's cautiously optimistic. A chatbot has destroyed the economy by being better at white collar jobs than hung over dudes. Candy has a plan to fix that. The government wants to send half the population to debt prison. Candy has a plan to fix that. Several super weapons have been stolen, and are turning up in the hands of desperate people. Candy has no plan for that. She's working on it. "Very Yummy Poison" is a near future, science fiction, romantic comedy, political psychodrama. It's fun. Try it. Cover Photo by Jean Fan (JFotography.net)

"Intelligence is a tendency to reject mediocre solutions. Anyone can learn it. A rough and ready intelligence test is how long you google a problem." Let’s get down to it. I’ve had a couple beer. This may be the most meaningful connection we’ll ever have. Can't we make "be a better friend" our foreign policy? We spend $5 billion on cancer research and $600 billion on obsolete weaponry. We should switch that around. A cure for cancer is better than a couple aircraft carriers. I’m gonna get another beer.

"If the only thing you respect is a beating, you’re on your way to getting one." After picking up the galaxy’s first space hitchhiker, everything goes horribly weird on the Settlement Ship Hephaestus. "This Monkey Was Lied To" is a short story set in the near future world of "Super Science and Sex". It can be enjoyed on its own, or after other stories from the series. All proceeds will be spent on drugs and super hot lasers.

"Telling people that you're spying on them is enough to change their behaviour." Agent Salk spies on his fellow countrymen in order to keep them safe. Also, he hates his job, his countrymen, and himself. When he discovers the world's biggest secret, he has a chance to change all that. Well, not the hating himself part. He'll probably still hate himself. "Red Team Dead Man" is a short story set in the near future world of "Super Science and Fast Romance". It can be enjoyed on its own, or after other stories from the series. All proceeds will be spent on drugs and super hot lasers.