"Were you trying to create an army of vampires?" Atticus asked, feeling reluctantly impressed. "I suppose that might help you invade other countries. I suggest you start with Reaweth. Get rid of all of her annoying siblings."
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"He lost an eye," Sirona said.
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ahahahhaha
"So he was looking for you?" Daphne asked, with a playful glint in her eyes. "I should be glad he has moved on from me to someone as good as you. Long distance relationships are hard, but I'm sure you'll manage."
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🤣🤣🤣
"Never mind, scratch that," he said. "I don't ever wish to talk about birds and nests ever again."
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the plot twist 😵😵
"The chicken?"
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😏
"Sex is good for the soul," Sirona answered without missing a beat.
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oh jonah😂
He badly needed a raise just for doing this. Jonah thought that he had already gone and done above and beyond a best friend's duties. Hired help shouldn't be tasked with listening to their mating session like that! Last he checked, Jonah worked for the royal palace, not a brothel.
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the prince too🤣🤣
Daphne blinked in surprise, and that expression was gone from Jonah's face, as though she had imagined it. Judging from Atticus's tone, Jonah must have been spending time with someone that he didn't approve of. Someone with long blonde hair― which did not narrow it down as much as it should have. There was Leonora, Blanche, Prince Nathaniel…
Stolen by the Rebel King
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