Kapitel 21: CH 16: Jade's a Booty Warrior?!
Zane :"Before embarking on a journey of revenge, always dig 2 graves."
Alistair :"...Well that's a stupid quote. Do I look like I'll be killing just two people?"
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"Mgghh... hehehehe, Al's fat booty~." Jade dreamt with a silly smile, dreaming about the one thing Alistair wished she dreamed about him. But as her alarm clock went off, she was forced out of her beautiful dream.
She woke up with a frown, before it deepened further at the annoying sound of her clock. Sitting up, she pointed at it accusingly, lips turned upward in anger :"You... you have interrupted my dreams for the last time, clock! Especially the best ones!! Get your game on, cause you're going to pay!"
But once she reached out to her left arm and noticed the absence of her duel disk, she facepalmed with a frown :"Ugh, what am I doing?" Before glaring at the alarm that was still going on :"I blame it on you." She turned it off.
As she sat there, she contemplated the choices everybody came across in the morning :'Should I... lie down a bit? Just a bit? A teeny tiny bit? Should I take the risk of being late for my class?' Getting out of bed, truly one of the greatest challenges known to man.
But just as she was about to give in to her urges, she heard a deep breathing. Jade frowned in confusion, looking at the bed above hers before realizing :'Oooh, right, I've got a new roommate! An awesome one at that! Hehehehe, guess he is as much of a sleeper as I am, huh?
...Wait, why is he sweating so much? His breathing is really heavy too... is he alright?' Worried, she got out of bed. Revealing her sleeping attire to be a crop top and booty shorts. God bless whoever came up with booty shorts. May he rest in heaven or paradise or whatever there is.
Alistair, as the Booty (Boo-deh) Warrior, stirred in his sleep at all the ass force in the air. Especially when it jiggled like a jello. But even then he didn't wake up. THAT was ALL the proof needed to show he wasn't feeling well.
Standing next to bed, Jade got a clear view of his condition. Splattered on the bed, on his stomach, with one leg straight and the other bent at the knee, with his face squashed against his pillow, and the THICK ass she couldn't get out of her head sticking out like a sore thumb.
She had to catch her right hand by the wrist midair as it shot out for that booty (boo-deh). Despite all the love Alistair had for booties, he had a booty himself. And unbeknownst to him and Jade herself, Jade was a Booty Warrior as well. And even if she didn't know it herself, her body knew by instinct.
(A/N: I'm wheezing here by the way lol!)
'No! No, I can't!' She took a deep breath, trying to reason with the urge :'I can't just grab his butt! I can't! But... just a bit- no! No, that's not right! He'll hate me for it! But... he's asleep... h-he wouldn't know if I just... got a little feel... no! But... I already touched it last night... nooo!'
But the voices, they were too loud. Too convincing. She gulped :"Al! Please wake up! Wake up before I do something I'll regret!" However, he didn't awoke. He only stirred, burying his face deeper into the pillow, and arched his back to get even more comfortable. But it only resulted in Jade's mouth to run even more dry.
'You know what?! Whatever! He's asking for it at this point!' She flared her nose :'It's his fault! Who sleeps in that gay ass position with an ass like that?!'
(A/N: Fuck off, it's the best sleeping position!)
But even if she put up a front, she was still nervous. She looked at his face, and saw him still fast asleep. His sweat covered form concerned her, but the booty calling out to her had all of her attention.
'Alright, maybe just a little grope...' Gulping, she placed her hand on his cushion for the pushin, and reached enlightenment. The firmness and the THICKNESS caused her mouth to fall wide open, and she couldn't help but give it a good squeeze.
Her fingers sunk in, and she felt like she had heaven in her hand. It wasn't anywhere as soft as a girls. She would know, she had the softest around. But the firmness of a guy's ass, especially a gym rat's, ESPECIALLY Alistair's superb body, had such a heavenly feel to it.
His ass was heaven. Her hand felt like she was grabbing heaven. She was in heaven. And she couldn't help but give that heaven a few more squeezes. Mouth dry and heart drumming in her chest, she glanced to see if Alistair was waking up.
And when she saw he wasn't, she brought her hand up, and slapped that booty. But due to her bad calculation, she slapped with more force than she had planned. Her eyes widened as he was jolted awake, but didn't have time to retract her hand before he looked back.
"Jade?" He blinked in confusion, rubbing his eyes to get rid of the sleepiness as he saw her hand on his ass :"Wha... what the hell are you doing??"
"Uhh... good morning..." Jade gave a sheepish smile, trying to look innocent, but failing to do so as her body betrayed her to give his ass a few more squeezes, making him flinch.
"Jade..." Closing his eyes, he took a deep, DEEP breath, and slowly flared his nose :"Let go of my ass, right now."
"Ummm..." She had half the mind to refuse. How dare he not let him feel that booty? The audacity. But it was alright. She could be patient. She could have that heavenly booty all to herself later on. But for now, she couldn't ruin their friendship. Not when that booty was on the line :"Okay..."
She squeaked out, and had to physically hold back from squeezing again as she reluctantly let go. Instantly missing that feeling. He flared his nose again, but didn't actually look angry. Sighing, he let his head fall back on the pillow :"What a way to wake up. Slapping my ass, my god..."
She gave a sheepish smile :"You want me to wake up like this all the time?"
He glared :"Do I look like I do?"
"Just saying..." She pouted, looking down and playing with her feet. Sighing, he sat up and pushed his hair back :"What time is it?"
She looked at the clock :"7:30. We still have 30 minutes until classes start. By the way, are you alright? You're really sweaty and were panting in your sleep. Wanna go to the infirmary to get checked?"
"Oh, so that's what that sticky feeling is." He mumbled, looking down at his sweaty form. Jade just noticed his body, after his booty was out of sight. His muscular upper body, unhidden by any clothes, glistened because of the sweat and the morning sun.
She couldn't help but gulp. His heavenly booty almost made her forget about how fit the rest of his body was. His ass had a special place in her heart though. As he yawned, he gave an upward nod :"But no, it's alright. I'm not sick or anything. It's just because of this guy. Jade, meet my newest friend."
From his chest, a small spiritual fire escaped. Floating in the air before it transformed with a squeaked, as if greeting :"Kyu!" As Jade watched in wonder, Alistair smiled at the duel spirit that looked at him fondly :"Hey, nice to meet you again, Snake-Eyes Poplar."
"Kyu!" It cheered excitedly, hugging his hand as he reached out to pet it. Their hearts melted at the cuteness, and Alistair couldn't help but bring Poplar closer to nuzzle him with his nose. He was just too adorable to not love. Especially when he was his first duel spirit.
It happened after coming back. After Jade had fallen fast asleep, he had gone out to finally bond with a duel spirit and take the first step for power. The reason why he was so sweaty was because of Snake-Eyes Poplar's heat trying to integrate into him. But the condition to bonding was, as Quem had said, he could only bond with Lv 1 monsters.
And who better than Poplar, one of the scariest Lv 1 monsters there was? Actually, there were quite a few amazing candidates. Effect Veiler, Linkuriboh, Snake-Eye Ash, Legendary Fire King Ponix, Rescue-ACE Hydrant, Kurikara Divincarnate, Magical Scientist, etc.
Yes, banned monsters were options as well. There were a lot of options, and a lot of good ones. But Alistair's chose Snake-Eyes Poplar for three reasons.
One, he had one hell of a history with the Snake-Eye Fire King. Two, a duel spirit's power was determined by its rarity and number/quality of effects. As a UR monster with three effects, all of them damn good, it was the ideal Lv 1 monster to bond with. And three, it was goddamn adorable. And everybody knew that only someone with an adorable duel spirit could be an important character.
Just look at the main protagonists. All of them either had Kuriboh or some other cute monster. Even Jesse Anderson who was a side character was so important. And why? Because he had Crystal Beast Ruby Carbuncle as his main duel spirit.
(A/N: Honestly though, the Crystal Beast Deck is trash. How you gonna need 7 monsters for a mid ass boss?! And it has the audacity to have 6 UR cards?! I went against a Crystal Beast Deck once, and bricked horrendously, but still won because whatever card my opponent played was trash! And no, he didn't brick, because he played a few of those UR cards!)
'It's not like I can't get them later anyway. But I wanted my first ever duel spirit to be important to me. I need to get the others later anyway.' He smiled, before noticing something :"Wait, how can I touch you? Aren't you a literal spirit?"
"Kyu!"
"Huh? So because of our bond, I can make you real?" His eyes widened :'Ooh, right, Aluber did tell me about this! Now that I think about it, Jaden was able to bring monsters like Elemental HERO Neos to the real world in season 4. Even better for me then!'
"Wait, so it's real?!" Jade's eyes widened :"So, it's not just a duel spirit, but an actual monster?!" She looked at Poplar in amazement, and couldn't help but try to touch him. And when he leaned in to her approaching her finger, her heart all but melted :"It's so cute~! What was its name again?"
Looking at her excited eyes, he chuckled :"His name is Snake-Eyes Poplar. He's from another deck of mine called the Snake-Eye Deck." She smiled fondly as she scratched his chin :"Aww, so he's pretty too? He's both adorable and strong, huh?"
He liked seeing her smile. It warmed his heart. But alas, they had classes to attend to :"Jade, as much as I'd like us to play with Poplar, we have classes, remember?"
"Ugh..." She flinched, before pouting while playing with the innocent duel spirit :"But I don't wanna go... I wanna continue playing with Poplar..."
"Not happening, missy. Come on, we need to get ready. We need to wash our faces and brush our teeth, so let's hurry."
"Ugh, fine~."
As she took what she needed, Alistair nuzzled Poplar again :"Sorry, pal, but I can't play with you for now. Later, alright?"
"Kyu!" But Poplar wasn't disheartened. Instead, he encouraged Alistair to enjoy his day before disappearing into his chest. After getting up and getting his toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, along with a shirt, they made their way to the door. But just as Alistair opened it, shouts and screams were shot at him.
"It's him! He's the bastard!"
"That guy's the one who's living with the Red Queen?!"
"Damn it, just why would the school allow someone like him to live with the top beauty?!"
As far as the eye could see, –not much, considering the sleepiness– there were boys of all three dorms in front of their dorm. And from the looks they were giving him, he knew they weren't there to welcome him :"....Haaah, it's way too early in the morning for this kind of bullshit…"
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