Kapitel 3: Chapter 3: Dwarfs are truly annoying!
Y/N:[eyes widens a bit] wifey?!?
???: [confused look on her face] What?
Aw shit! What the hell am I doing embarrassing myself like that! No wait, I can save this! Let's hope she can't smell my bullshit!
Y/N:[clears throat] sorry you remind me of someone.
???: I remind you of your wife?
SHIT!
Y/N: .... no of an old friend who let me call her that.
I AM SO EMBARRASSED! GODS CAN TELL IF YOU LIE! SHE DEFINITELY SMELLED MY BULLSHIT!
???: oh… ok. Um anyway are you ok? You were barfing after you busted through the door.
She did not tell me I was lying. Or did she let me slide? Maybe because technically I am a god? So that could be it? Further testing will be required.
Y/N: Yes I am alright. And I am sorry for the door. I will pay you back.
???: [points at Y/N] you better i just moved here.
???: Anyway before you passed out you said at least you made it to me. What did you mean by that?
Y/N: I assume you are the Goddess Hestia? Yes.
Hestia nods her head.
Y/N: I have come to join your famila.
Hestia's eyes widened a bit.
Hestia: yo- you want to join my famila?
Y/N: Yes.
Hestia: why though? Don't get me wrong, it's not like I won't accept you. But why? You clearly belong in a well known famila.
OK Y/N this is your chance to make a good first impression, on the only female character I like. Due to me only seeing season 1 of this show's first 6 episodes. Like I said, I just started watching this show!
Y/N:.. because I want to. All of the other familas seem not for me. And I also rather not have too much attention brought to me by joining them. Also I feel like I will be more welcomed here. If i join you.
Hestia: [smiles a bit] we- well I am flattered.
Hestia clears her throat
Hestia: ok so, let's start over. My name is the Goddess Hestia. Goddess of fertility.
(Y/N) stands up from the couch and bows his head.
Y/N:{Smirks a bit] And my name is Y/N L/N i am 15 years of age. And I wish to join your famila Goddess Hestia.
Hestia: [sticks her hand out ] I accept your request. Welcome to my famila!
And with that (Y/N) shakes her hand. And received the falna we now see Hestia doing (Y/N) status.
And the poor goddess is blushing a bit. Due to her never seeing a guy well feelings guys with this much muscle back before.
I didn't expect this guy to be this MUSCULAR! And he said he was 15 years old. I would not believe him. If I did not know what he told me was the truth.
Although the MC is not aware of this. Because he is focus on other things
I know this is for a reason why she is on my back but.. It is so HARD NOT GO GET A BONER! I have a hot girl on my back! Ok Y/N calm down this is not the first time a girl was on you before. But that was for a different reason! OK I CAN DO THIS! This is for a reason I need to know what my stats are!
Hestia sees (Y/N) status and she is shocked by what she sees.
His stats should not be possible!
[ Y/N L/N]
[LV 1]
[Strength: 190]
[ Endurance: H 160]
[Dexterity: 126]
[Agility: 130]
[Magic:123]
[Runic: 70]
[Defense: 140]
Skills
[ Spartan Rage LV 1]
[Blood Lust:For each enemy (Y/N) kills he levels up at least once a day in one of his stats.]
Hestia hands (Y/N) the paper and he reads it.
Wow! I have pretty high stats for a LV 1 most likely due to my awesome new body! And I have Spartan Rage! I wonder if I can unlock more skills! Huh Blood Lust is that like the games i get xp by fighting enemies?
Also I just realized I can read this language. Maybe I have a thing for languages just like Atreus. More testing will be needed. But yeah this is cool!
Hestia: [getting up from the bed] {Mumbled}I have never seen someone with that high stats before. {regular speech} Are you sure you are a normal human?
(Y/N) puts down the paper and looks at Hestia
Y/N: yes. Goddess I am certain.
(Y/N) stands up and puts his chest armor on and grabs the blades of chaos to put it on his back.
Hestia: where are you going?
Y/N: To get the vails needed to pay for your door. By going to the Dungeon.
Hestia: oh ok… well um be careful and don't die. I would rather not have my first member die early.
Hestia chuckles a bit at the joke she made. (Y/N) turns around and looks at her
Y/N:[Smirks a bit] I will not die. Because death can have me when it earns me.
Then (Y/N) puts his right hand out. The Leavtian Axe flies right into his hands.
Hetsia looks at him with a bit of surprise.
Y/N: I promise goddess I will return.
And with that (Y/N) leaves the room and out what used to be the front door. And leaves.
We see (Y/N) heading to the dungeon until he stops and looks at a pub.
Hostess of Fertility. Yeah I definitely have a thing for languages. This is where these hot girls are at. What? I may say Hestia is Wifely but that does not mean i can not see beauty when i see it.
Oh well i can't go in there anyway i have no money and it is noon? I think.
As the MC was Leaving a Girl with bluish gray hair that is tied with a small knot in a ponytail style. Calls out to the MC.
???: Excuse me sir?
(Y/N) turns around and looks at her
???: I couldn't help but notice you were looking at the pub. Did you want to come inside?
Y/N: No… I was just reading the sign there. I might need to know it if I come back here.
???: oh well in that case. If you do come back here I will be happy to serve you. My name is Syr.
Y/N:[turns around] I will remember your name then. Have a good day Syr.
And with that the MC counties on his path, without knowing Syr was still looking at him for a moment. Unitil she is called back inside.
???: come Syr quit looking at other people.Mama Mia needs back inside to set up.
Syr turns to her right to look back at the voice calling her back inside.
Syr: yes you are right Ryuu
Ryuu: Who was that anyway?
Syr: oh most likely a new customer.
Then Syr heads back inside with Ryuu.
Back With The MC
Yeah there is something definitely off about that Syr chick. But who cares, it's not like she will bother me.
(Y/N) continues down his path until he hears a voice he never thought he would hear.
???: Come On Then you Fuckers! Think i won't fights yeh.
No way that is who i think it is!
(Y/N) heads to where he heard the voice and in an alley sees some 3 men harassing a Blue dwarf.
HOLY SHIT IT'S BROK!
Mugger geek 1: come on you little shit hand over the wears!
Brok: over my dead fucking body! Yous want it come get it!
The 3 men start to laugh and then are coming closer to Brok. but before anything can happen (Y/N) appears behind them.
Y/N: [Glares at them] you 3 have 3 seconds to leave. Or else you won't like what happens next.
The men turn around and see the 6,3 MC glaring at them. Then they see what he is wearing and the weapons he has.
Mugger geek 2: oh yeah! Look at your surroundings, it's 3 of us and one of you!
The men start to surround (Y/N) the first man throws a punch
Wow, they are slow. I knew I was strong but not this strong.
(Y/N) catches his hand then bends in the wrong way. The man screams in pain.
(Y/N) then throws him at his other two friends. They catch him looking at the MC fearfully.
Y/N: [glaring] Leave! If you do not want to end up like your friend.
Listening to (Y/N) warning they head out as fast as The Flash.
(Y/N) looks at them running away. Then looks back at Brok.
Y/N: Are you ok?
Brok: [puts away his hammer] yeah. But I had them! Didn need yers help!
Oh i am sure you did not
Brok: Well you did help me back there. Tell you what, how about I upgrade something for yers as compensation.
Y/N: you would do that?
Brok: [Scoffs] look don't take this the wrong way but I hate owning favors. So I might as well repay you free of charge.
Y/N: what are you a blacksmith?
(Y/N) and Brok head out of the alley with (Y/N) following him.
Brok:[laughs a bit] not just any blacksmith the Best! Along with me Brother Sindri!
SINDRI IS HERE TOO! Although I should have expected that with Brok Existing! I wonder who else from god of war exists here in this world. Wow, only a few hours here and things are already changing from the anime. Hopefully no major changes like Bell being evil or something
They continue walking until they make it to Brok's shop.
Bork: [opens door] alright here we here The Huldra Brothers Blacksmith shop!
(Y/N) follows Brok inside, and Brok is setting up at the table to get ready to make something for the MC.
Y/N: if you guys were the " The Best" where is the line
Brok: [rolls his eyes] we just fucking open wise ass. And besides you should be honored to be the first customer in Orario. And then more will come once they here that the brothers who made Mjölnir have arrived.
Thor is here too! But is it God of war Thor or a Danmachi version of him. Don't really want to find that one out.
Brok finishes setting up and then puts his hands on the work bench table.
Brok: so what the fuck do you want?
He is right, what do I want? This will be an upgrade for free so I can pick anything. Oh yeah forgot to mention my weapons are not fully upgraded, the only one that looks different is the balds of chaos not looking like stone in 2018 God of war. It looks more like god of war 2 Blades.
I guess I will start with the Leviathan Axe.
(Y/N) takes out the Axe holding it in his right hand. Then walks up to Brok.
Y/N: here upgrade this.
(Y/N) places the Axe on the bench.
Brok: [holds it in hand] huh never seen a Beauty like that before. Who is it that mades her.
Y/N: My Father.
Well I am not lying about that.
Brok: well i got to meet your Pa this is some fantastic Fucking work.
Y/N: he is no longer with the land of the living.
Brok stops what he doing for a moment
Brok: oh uh sorry for yer loss
Y/N: it is fine you did not know. Continue with your work.
Brok continues with the work on the axe and after a couple of minutes later he is done.
Brok: [ hands the axe over] here good as new!
(Y/N) takes the axe and then looks at it for a moment before putting it back on his back.
Looks like it did when you first upgrade it in god of war 2018. I Guess i got to come back for more better ones.
Y/N: [turns around and walking away] thank you Brok. this is Adequate work. Names is Y/N see you around.
(Y/N) walking away to the door but he hears Brok say.
Brok:[annoyed tone] Adequate! Adequate! You know what's Adequate that hair doo did you sleep in shit?!?
(Y/N) says nothing and heads out the door. And heads for the dungeon
Kratos is right about one thing Dwarfs are truly annoying!
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