Kapitel 11: Coming to an Ed near you
It was sunny out in the mountains of Kunugigaoka Junior High School and class 3-E was now in session. It was currently English and Professor Bitch was currently teaching E-class the importance of English conversation..... but through more... provocative ways. Especially to young students.
Professor Irina was writing on the board a series of dialogue between characters but her or their choice of dialogue was very....awkward for the students. Just as Professor Bitch finished writing the board, she turned to the class and read the dialogue she had put on the board.
"OH~ sexy guy. Its a miracle" she said in a sexy and seductive way.
The class just sat quietly while some were cringing at her choice of words, while others seemed to be really invested in the lesson today. Yada seemed to be one most interested in her lessons as Eric had seen her being invested. Not wanting to bother her and her concentration, he decided not to tell her the jokes he had about the things Professor Bitch was teaching them.
"See, its simple" she stated as she held her finger up
"Icebreakers like these guarantee for a good first impression. Now I know that we know someone who's absolutely crap with small talk" she said as she chuckled at her comment.
"Who knows maybe we are that person" she finished. Hearing this bit of information, Eric looked towards Professor with a smirk on his face. He then leaned his chair back and looked over at Eddy and said,
"Um, Eddy? Why does you coat have a hole in the armpit" he said, while hiding a smirk behind his questioning face.
Eddy heard Eric and looked at him, which also caused everyone to look at them at the sudden interruption and the random question Eric asked as Eddy then said,
"Huh, I do?" he said, questioningly, as he lifted his arm to look at the hole. He looked at his left arm and saw nothing.
Then he lifted his right arm and said "Where is the hole."
While Eddy was distracted looking for the hole in his suit, Eric immediately looked back at Professor Bitch while raising his left arm towards Eddy and said
"See. Even Eddy admits he's crap at small talk" as he said in a teasing way and just smiled at the jab he made at the leader of their little group.
Everyone began laughing at the comment that Eric made. Yada even chuckled at his little jab, while Professor Bitch just sighed in annoyance. Hearing his comment, this caused Eddy to shoot his arm down and then growl at Eric as he couldn't find the words to say.
"I....You just.... but.....Dooooohhh" he stumbled as he was so furious he couldn't find the words to describe how mad he was at his little comment.
Eric just laid back in satisfaction at how proud he was able to make up that joke on the spot. Irina just sighed as she cleared throat, trying to get the attention of the students back on track.
"Ahem. Thank you Eric. Now as I was trying to say" then she whispered "before I was interrupted" then spoke in her regular voice "that the trick is to put yourself in the shoes of your target or your opponent."
Then she turned towards Eric and said "Eric, since you like to talk a lot, give me an icebreaker. Quick."
This caused Eric to turn his attention back to the board. He was nervous as he didn't know what to say so he just came up with something on the spot.
"Umm, hey there" he said nervously.
Irina groaned as she held her fingers together in an X fashion as she said "No, No, No. Your shifting the burden of conversation. If you want a meaningful response, you have to make the other person believe or feel that you are pulling your own weight. Try coming at them guns-a-blazing with an interesting observation."
Eric wasn't sure what she was trying to tell him but as to not further push their conversation he just said "Umm sure. Ok."
Irina then turned to the rest of the class as she said "Conversation is a challenge for the best of us. And that's ok. Don't think in terms of finding the right words. Let them find you." She then put a finger to her bottom lip and said "Just let the conversation flow. Finesse it like a full tongued kiss" as she finished in her sexy, seductive way.
All Eric heard after that was the semi-loud pencil scrapings of Yada writing things down from behind Eric.
"She's clearly invested" thought Eric as he chuckled at how Yada seemed to very focused on the things Professor Bitch kept teaching them. He didn't understand it but he didn't question it either.
'Yep, this was how we were learning how to make conversations. It's a strange method and can be very awkward at times but our own Professor Bitch seemed to have found a way for it to stick with us. She is an usual teacher, but then again, have you met out other teacher. Just another typical day. Right here, at Kunugigaoka Junior High School. Out here in the mountains. In class 3-E. The Assassination Classroom.'
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Cue Seishun Satsubatsuron by 3-nen E-gumi Utatan)
{Intrumental}
{Seishun... Satsubatsuron!}
(The opening starts with the crescent moon as it gradually change to Korosensei's head. Then Ed, Double D, Eddy and Eric appeared upside down with their names shown as they fall and tried to attack Korosensei as he panicked before dust picks up around them as the title appeared.)
Welcome Back, Mr. ED!
{Kuchi ni dasu no wa jikkō suru toki}
{Sore ga kakkoī koto shitteru sa}
(The scene start with Eric waking up in bed as he gets up and gets ready for school. As he walk out of his room, Eddy and Double D were at the living room while the latter was preparing breakfast. He look around only to see that Ed's not up yet so he went to his room to wake him up, only to find that he was not here and saw his window was open.)
{TARGET, sagashite bokura wa satsubatsu}
{Omoi wa mayou mayoedo susumu}
{Migite to migiashi issho ni de sōda}
(Eric panicked and ran out of his room to tell Eddy and Double D that Ed's gone. Eddy groaned in frustration while Double D worried about him, Eric ran back in to his room and came out with his uniform on and a toothbrush in his mouth. Double D quickly pack small breakfast along with their lunches before they head out to find Ed.)
{Nan nanda iraira no hadō wa}
{Bokura no sonzai no shōmei?}
{Tsuki wo miagetakamaru}
{Sā sā! Satsu satsu sattō START!}
(Scene changes to Eric opens a fridge of their neighbor's house and found Ed sleeping in his underwear and half eaten food. Eddy laughed while Eric took Ed out of the fridge and slaps him back and forth to wake him up. Double D look at the time and finds that they are going to be late for school, Eric and Double D panicked while Eddy groaned as Ed woke up from Eric's slapping before he was pulled by Eric and ran out the door along with Eddy and Double D.)
{Yari kittenaikara yarikirenai}
{Yari kittenaikara yarikirenai}
{Genjō daha wo chīsana koe de yagate zekkyō shitaku naru}
(The Eds and Eric, with Ed now in his uniform, rushing to the train station but they missed the train. As Eric and Double D mope in depression, Eddy yelled at Ed before he had an idea as he grabbed Ed the the other two. They're now at a park as they sitting in a box with a tree that is cartoonishly pulled down like rubber below them while Ed was holding the tree down by sinking his teeth in another tree. Double D was calculating their trajectory while Eddy was getting impatient and Eric was starting to regret it. Double D conclude that they would land in the field behind the building but isn't sure about it. Eddy isn't surprised as he signals Ed to let go as they're launch in the air heading to towards school.)
{Yari kittenaikara yarikirenai (Yareba dekiru sa)}
{Yari kittenaikara yarikirenai (Kitto dekiru sa)}
(Eddy, Double D and Eric screamed while Ed laugh as they flew through the sky. Then Eric saw Korosensei flying by as he pulled out his anti-sensei knife and tries to kill him but no avail as Korosensei sped up ahead of them.)
{Dōse, to iu no wa kantandakedo}
{Ima wa agaite mitainda kimi to hajikete mitainda}
(Meanwhile in E-Class, Yada was sitting by her desk and glance at Eric's desk in front of her as class was about to start. Korosensei arrives through the window and begun roll call, Yada asked him if he seen the Eds and Eric this morning making Rio teased her about it as she blushed in embarrassment. Korosensei answers as the Eds and Eric crashed through the roof and landed in the floor next to Korosensei, surprising the students.)
{Saredo seishun wa mirai he GO!}
{Sā sā sā! Seishun satsubatsuron!}
(Ed recoiled from the floor as he pulled the other three out with him as the class aside from Korosensei look at them with white eyes and jaws dropped. Korosensei tells them to take their seats as Ed lets go of them and went to their designated desk thus begins class.)
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Edventure #10–Coming to an Ed near you"
It was now 4:30 and all of the students had gone home for the day. Karasuma was busy working with paperwork in the teachers lounge and was having a peaceful time. But that peaceful time was stopped by Irina walking into the room and slumped in her chair as she groaned "Ugh. Teaching is such a pain in the ass."
"What now" asked Karasuma but in a tone to where he didn't care but thought it'd be the only way to stop Irina's whining.
"Oh, 8-ball out there thought it would be fun to crack jokes while I was trying to teach them conversations."
Karasuma just sighed as he said "You've been here how long and you still haven't figured out the kids. And its not nice to insult Eric like that. He doesn't like people making fun of him or the eye and teeth" as he was still focusing on his work but then he pulled his head up and looked at Irina as he said "at least the students have taking a shining to you."
Irina just scoffed as she said "Oh and that's suppose to make me feel better. Come on, I'm a professional assassin. I'm suppose to be killing people not hunting octopus with a bunch of brats and weirdos" she then paused as she closed her eyes and said
"And while we're on the subject of tentacle pervs" she stoped as she then raised her voice, with a pissed off expression, while pointing at Korosensei who was wearing his green kimono while sipping tea and he had his pink expression on his face.
"The son of a bitch is staring at my tits. Sipping tea doesn't make it classy" she said angrily.
Korosensei just giggled as he said "Have I mentioned how much I admire your perky teaching methods."
That was the last straw as Irina pulled out her knife, aimed it at the octopus and said "Shut your face" as Korosensei dodged her knife attack and missed her other attempts and just kept teasing her as he giggled at her frivolous attacks. This was getting ridiculous as Karasuma just stood up from his desk as he said
"Stand down. You know he's just pushing your buttons."
Irina just threw her knife across the room in annoyance, and secretly defeat, as she said "Yea...well.... I'll push his buttons" as she didn't have a come back as to what he just said and just stormed out of the room in a huff.
The two remaining in the room just stared at the closed door as they heard Irina storming away from them. Korosensei then said "Well.... she seems feisty today."
Karasuma just gave him a "Seriously" look at him as he said "Really can't imagine why."
Later in the day
Irina stood beside the windows of the school while she had a face of disbelief and frustration. She kept thinking of the thing she could be doing instead of being stuck here.
"I have better things to do than twiddle my thumbs in this dump" she thought in frustration.
"If I could bag the squirrelly bastard then....." she stopped as she looked up to see something above her forehead but before she could do anything, a wire noose moved on its own and then caught her by the neck and hoisted her high into the air. She gasped for breath as she quickly tried to access the situation.
"What, a snare trap" she realized as she continued to dangle in the air.
She tried to pull herself up but the wire was too snagged around her neck. "Who the hell...." she wondered as from behind the sliding door, a man walked out of the room and towards the snared Irina. Then the man spoke in a thick Russian accent,
"You catch me off guard, Irina" as Irina turned to the voice in a struggling way to see it was someone she knew. The man then said,
"Watching you babysit a bunch of kids. It's like tv comedy show" said the man in a smug way. Irina realized it was one of her old teachers "S-Sir, why are you here" as she still struggled for air.
Hearing the commotion outside, Karasuma stepped out the room to see what the noise was as he said "What is going on."
He saw how Irina was dangling by her neck so as to not make the situation worse, he calmly said he said "This is your only warning pal. Let her go" as he pointing at the ground, implementing him to let Irina go.
The man just gave Karasuma a smug look as he said "Don't worry about it. She knows how to handle herself" as he pulled out a knife and cut her down while she fell on her side. After seeing Irina wasn't dying there, Karasuma turned towards the man again. He saw that he was wearing dark clothes, had a buzz cut and had eyes like a dead fish.
He pondered if they met before or if this was the first they have met. He decided to ask the man by saying, "So, uh. Have we met each other somewhere or is it just me" still processing the situation.
The man shook his head as he said "We haven't met in person, no. But you do know my reputation. I do freelance work for government" he stopped while turning his head towards Irina and said,
"As a matter of fact I was the one who arranged to bring Irina Jelavić into the mix. I am human resources man." That was all the information Karasuma needed to understand who he was now.
"Lovro, the assassin. One of the most dangerous man to ever live, now retired." He then began to recall of the rumors and stories about him. How skilled he was at killing and how he made a name for himself in the assassination business.
"He trains assassins and books gigs for them all over the world. Makes a killing, no pun intended" he thought. He then remembered about how Irina was brought into the classroom. Through this man and his depiction of her for the job.
"At the crucial moment he came through for us, Jelavić is his prodigy but why is he here now" he said in thought as he was still figuring out his reasonings, if he could get any out of him.
The man turned towards Karasuma and asked in a curious way saying "Does Korosensei fella happen to be near."
Karasuma shook his head no as he said "I think he is in Shanghai, picking up some almond jelly, left a half hour ago" he said remembering what the octopus had told him. "Should be back any minute."
The man smirked at the information given to him as he said "hmmm. So rumors of his speed haven't been exaggerated. Well good" he said as he pulled his hands out of his pocket and gazed over to Irina who was still on the ground and said "Glad I came when I did." But what he said next, really struck a nerve with Irina.
"You run long home Irina, I'll take it from here. It's clear your out of your depth" he bluntly said as he knew he was both right and wrong as he said
"Don't get me wrong on undercover jobs, you are the best" he said trying to compliment her but then he, once again, bluntly said "But once your cover has been blown, however. Well, let's face your no Charlotte Corday" he finished.
Irina knew that he was right but she wanted to show her teacher that she could pass this assassination attempt. That she can do it. And that she could do as well as her teacher taught her. She was feeling numb in her legs, from both being hung in the air and how her own teacher was doubting her abilities as an assassin.
As she got back up, she said "Please sir give me a chance. I know I can do this, I know I can" as she finally got up, the man shot forward and, in an instant, was right behind, Irina. Pinning her arm behind her back, while pressing his finger, lightly, into her throat. This caught Irina and Karasuma off guard as they didn't know how quick he was.
"He's fast" thought Karasuma.
Irina knew the kind of man he was, but to see him do an attack, a possible fatal one to his own student, was something she wasn't prepared for.
The man sighed as he said "What have I always told you. Everyone had their strengths and weaknesses. A good assassin knows when to go home" he said. Then from out of nowhere.....
"Congratulations. You are exactly half right and half wrong" said Korosensei as he suddenly pooped out from nowhere and had separated Irina from Lovro from each other, while holding their noses upward with his tentacles, while half of his face had his orange symbol on it and the other half had his purple sign on it.
Not wanting there to be more trouble, Karasuma simply told the octopus "Hey hey. Watch it, game show. Cool it with the tentacles" he said to Korosensei.
Korosensei just sighed as he said "Seriously, another ridiculous nickname. Are you determined to never call me Korosensei" as he finished in a bugged out manner, not liking how Karasuma refuses to call him by the name the kids gave him.
As he finished speaking, he let go of the pairs noses and dropped his tentacles to the sides of him. Finally, not being put in a hold, Lovro looked at the "Man" himself and saw that the reports of him weren't wrong. He was big and looked like an octopus as well.
"It's you" he said with a glare as Irina also gave him one for interrupting them.
Knowing how to handle the situation, Korosensei changed his face back to his normal yellow color and said
"I agree. As an assassin, our beloved Irina is nothing special. Quite frankly, she's crap" which didn't sit well with Irina as she yelled in a pissed off manner,
"No one was asking you." Not letting him finish, he finished his comment as he said "Having said that she belongs here. She is indeed a perfect fit for this class."
This shocked Irina as she didn't expect him to be defending her like that. Normally, he's a pervert and annoying but seeing him stick up for her was something new to her.
Korosensei then crossed his tentacles into a X-fashion and said "To further prove my point, I propose a kill off. Let us see which one of you passes muster. Who is the better assassin" he finished in a triumphant manner.
The two of the assassins sighed at his ridiculous proposal but decided to bite the bullet and see what he had in mind for them. Korosensei then said "The rules are simply whoever can kill Mr. Karasuma first is the winner."
Hearing his plan didn't seem to sit well with Mr. K as he then yelled "Excuse me. Why the hell am I the target now all of a sudden", not agreeing to the situation or plan.
Korosensei replied in his simply terms as he said "Well it has to be you silly. I'm unkillable" he finished in his cocky manner, but without the stripes on his face.
Korosensei then pulled two green knives, wrapped in paper, from out of nowhere and gave them to the assassins as he said "Here." The two took the knives while he took the paper. He then stated "You have all day tomorrow to kill Karasuma" as he backed away from them.
Lovro just stared at the knife and bent it around, seeing as how it wasn't a real knife. He then understood what the octopus was planning as he said "Oh I see. So its to be a pretend assassination." He then glared over at Karasuma and said "Why not. There are worse ways to pass time" as he pocketed the knife and began to walk away.
As he left, Karasuma just sighed and turned back to the faculty room as he said "*Sigh*, suit yourself" and closed the door behind him.
Irina processed everything that just unfolded and turned to Korosensei as she said "Is this your idea for sticking up for me."
Korosensei tilted his head in confusion as he said "huh."
This made Irina mad as she yelled "Shut up. I know what this is. Your hedging your bets on me because you think I'm easier to manage than some new shmuck huh, Well, if you don't think I have what it takes to kill Karasuma and you, somebody is in for a rude awaking" as she turned around and stormed away from Korosensei, leaving him to ponder in thought as he held his, supposed, chin in his two tentacles.
'Little did we know that tomorrow was going to be a roller coaster but not in a fun way.'
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The next morning came around and it was P.E. time for the students. They were all sitting down on the ground as Karasuma had finally finished telling the whole class about their little..... deal/ contest, much to his dismay.
"So that's about the jist of it. Expect a few disruptions today and hopefully it won't interfere with your studies, too much. Just carry on is normal" he said, clearly hiding his distaste for today.
'Poor Mr. Karasuma. He just can't seem to catch a break here. But maybe it could be fun to see an old professional at work. We could get some useful info about him.'
Then the whole class was disrupted by Professor Bitch yelling in a cheery voice "Yoo Hoo" as the class and Karasuma turned towards her and saw her with a cheery smile and carrying a flask of tea in one hand, while carrying the cup in the other, walking towards them. "Excellent work today. I'll bet you worked up a thirst. Here, have a nice ice cold drink."
Everyone just grew deadpanned faces at her attempt at taking him down.
Eric just said "Is she for real."
Some of the students just nodded their heads as they said "Mmm, hmmm" as they too were stupefied at what Professor Bitch was doing. Here, they thought they were done were her acting as a cheery teacher and she would her rude way, which the students were more used to.
"Here take a sip, it tastes like a rainbow" she said trying to act all sweet and nice.
Eddy sighed as he whispered "Its probably drugged."
"Yea, probably" agreed Maehara.
Karasuma just gave her a look of disbelief and said"It's probably some muscle relaxer. Immobilize and stab. Oldest trick in the book." This caused Irina's eyes to grow wide and groaned at her failed trick. Karasuma just sighed as he looked at her and said
"Honestly what do you take me for. No man in his right mind would let you close enough to give him a drink" with a disapproving face.
As they were talking, they began to hear stumbling sounds as well as someone going "ouch, ouchy."
They all turned to see Ed was the one falling down the stairs. He had just come back from the restroom and tried to get back to class but he was running too fast to get back, he tripped on his pant leg and fell down the stairs. He hit the bottom and groaned at the pain as he said "I'm ok." As got up, he saw that Irina had a drink and said,
"Thank you, Mrs. Bitch. I am very thirsty" as he grabbed the drink and just as he took a swig of it, everyone shouted "NO, Ed. Don't drink it" while Karasuma held out his arm to try and stop him but it was also for not.
Ed had consumed the numbing drink. Immediately after drinking the drink, Ed fell flat on his face.
"ED" shouted his friends as they ran over to him.
Eric grabbed Ed's shirt and said "Ed, are you feeling ok" as Ed's head just drooped down while he said "Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care."
Eddy grew a deadpanned look and said "He's fine. Alright up we go, Lumpy" as Eric and Eddy grabbed his arms to pull him up.
Seeing the act that had just transpired, Irina just grew a worried expression as she said "Ummm. Oops."
Karasuma just sighed as he thought "I guess Ed is the exception."
Trying to get back on her plan, Irina said "Well, why don't I just leave it here so you can drink it at your leisure.....ah..." as she pretended to fall on her face. She then began to whine and cry, telling Mr. Karasuma to carry her.
Eric and Eddy were picking up Ed while they watched Irina act like a total moron as they both thought "Have some self-respect. This is just sad to watch. Professional assassin, my ass" as they began dragging Ed away, while Irina's teacher watched from the trees seeing how his prodigy was acting like a fool.
Isogai and Kimura helped Professor Bitch up as Isogai asked "You ok, Professor Bitch." Kimura added to the conversation by saying "No offense, but that little ploy wouldn't fool anyone."
Irina just grumbled as she yelled "My options are limited, ok. I can't seduce someone that knows my M.O. Chalk it down to occupational hazard" while the two boys sit grew nervous expressions at her rambling.
"It's like a paid escort trying to put the moves on her old man. He knows her too well for her charms to land their mark" as she tried to make an analogy of the situation.
"That's just sick" yelled everyone listening.
While everyone began talking amongst each other since class was over, Irina just kept thinking on her options.
"Dammit. I'm racing against the clock here. When Lovro has someone in his sights, its only a matter of time. He strikes like a thief in the knife" as she was left alone with her thoughts, trying to think of a new plan.
Later that day (In the school building)
Karasuma changed back into his normal suit attire as Korosensei left with him in the faculty room. Instead of wearing his normal teacher clothes, he was wearing a black Kimono with a bandana wrapped around his head and face.
'Why exactly, I don't know.'
He found it amusing seeing how Karasuma was in his shoes for the day and decided to ask "So, what do you think. Exhilarating being the kill-e isn't it" he joked, making fun of Karasuma's situation.
All Mr. K did was sweat drop anime style in annoyance at Korosensei making fun of him as he said "Oh its a barrel of laughs."
While on the subject of the competition, he had thought on something he hadn't before. "Wait a second, what happens exactly if I managed to dodge them both" he asked questioningly.
Korosensei pondered at the thought that Karasuma had brought up and said "Huh, I hadn't thought of that. I suppose in all fairness you'd be the winner."
This intrigued Karasuma as he asked "Then what would I win."
Korosensei decided to humor him at his request as he said "How about I agree to stand still in front of you for an entire second. You may stab and or shoot me at will."
This made Karasuma very intrigued by this. He was very skilled with a knife so he knew if he won, he could kill the Octopus. He was brought out of his train of thought as Korosensei said
"Don't tell the others. We don't want to kick off a feeding frenzy. The pot might be a little too rich to keep everyone honest" as he began walking back into the classroom.
Karasuma just eyed at the being as he just said "Whatever you say, man" as he turned around and walked back to the faculty room.
Later that day
It was getting close to lunch time and Korosensei and Karasuma were busy working on paper work, while Irina just sat in her chair, staring at the table. But then the door flew open, surprising everyone in it as they saw Irina's teacher charging towards Karasuma with the green blade in his hand. Irina saw what he was doing and was surprised he was doing "A frontal assault" she thought.
But as Lovro flung his knife forward, Mr. Karasuma was quick enough to grab his arm and force it down and then brought his knee up and was about knee him in the face but stopped, just barley near it.
"With all due respect, how straight forward did you think this was going to be. You may have skills but frankly the years haven't been kind" said Karasuma as he bent down and picked up the blade.
"Until recently, I was in the elite special force" as he held the knife near his face, trying to be intimidating.
"He is tough one" thought Lovro, realizing the situation.
Irina stood in shock as she thought "If Lovro can't sink his hooks into him, what in the hell chance do I have."
Karasuma let go of Lovro's arm as he then pointed the blade at Irina and yelled "Hey you want to win, step up your game" as he then lowered his eyebrows and finished saying "you've only got today."
This made both Irina and Korosensei squeal in fear.
Then Korosensei clung to Irina's shoulders. She gazed back to see him cowering in fear behind as she asked,
"Hold on a sec. Why are you scared." Korosensei just looked at her with a fearful expression but tried to keep his cool as he said "Don't worry about it. Just try you best and try not to lose" as he squeaked at the last thing he said.
Then as Karasuma began to walk away from the room, he turned his face halfway so he was facing the door but gazing at Korosensei. He then said
"FYI, with a good knife, I can strike 5 times in a second so should be fun" as he smirked as he left the room. This didn't sit well with Korosensei as he just sweat profusely all around his head.
Irina gazed over at her teacher and saw that his arm was severely bruised. "*gasp* Sir your hand."
It didn't seem to bug him that much as he said "hmm I suppose I can't expect to kill him in this condition."
This also didn't sit well with Korosensei as he knew that if he quits now, and Irina was he only bet, he knew he was screwed. Not wanting him to give up, Korosensei changed out of his attire and into a cheerleaders outfit and clung to the shoulders of Lovro as he said "What kind of talk is that. Nonsense. That's what it is. You can do this. Think positive" while waving his pom-poms around in order to boost the man's confidence.
All that did was make the man glare back at Korosensei and say "Even if I wasn't a relic. Even if I could kill that man, you'd still be out of my reach. Same goes for Irina when you get down to it. If I can't do it, neither can she" as Irina looked down in defeat.
Korosensei knew that the man wasn't going to be persuaded very easily so he figured up a plan for him, Irina, and Lovro to be a part of.
"Very well. If giving up is your choice, then don't let me stop you" as he ended up behind Irina and put a tentacle on her shoulder as he said "But at least stick around to support your prodigy." Then a sign of skull and crossbones appeared on his forehead as he said
"After all, whatever else one might say about her skills. She certainly has proven herself a capable wielder of death before."
Lovro began to leave just as Korosensei said as he turned to them and said "hmph one upon a time, maybe" and closed the door behind him.
Realizing that she was backed into a corner she knew that she had no choice, but she was too far into doubt that she wasn't sure she could pull this off.
With her back still turned to Korosensei, she asked "Level with me, ok. Do you honestly believe I can take down someone like Mr Karasuma."
Korosensei immediately dashed in front of her and said "Of course. I can't speak to what you may or may not have learned at the feet of your guru, but based on what I've seen you accomplish since you've been here, I'd be a dolt to think otherwise" he said in his wise way.
He then bent down and said "Case in point." He then yanked a book out from a desk drawer, which turned out to be a clothing manual with one of the bras being circled as Korosensei said in a giddy way.
"The lingerie you order yesterday. If that's not Initiative, I don't know what is" as he laughed like crazy.
"Uh you perv" shouted Irina in disgust.
He then put the book away as he said "If you want people to believe in you, you've got to believe in yourself. Show them what you got. Karasuma, this Lovro fellow, the children. Show them what you can do" he said trying to boost her morality and sprits.
Irina just "hmph" at him but she knew he was right. She had to show everyone that she is a capable assassin and a teacher.
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It was lunch time and the class were mingling with each other. The Eds and Eric and Yada were talking about weekend plans with Ed slumping in the chair, still feeling numb after drinking Irina's drink, while Karma, Kayano and Nagisa were talking with each other. Karma gazed out the window and saw their drilling teacher sitting alone under a tree.
"Yo have a look at this man. It's Mr. K" he said, calling the attention of Nagisa and Kayano.
The two of them walked over to the window and saw that Karma was right.
"Oh yea, he's been eating out there a lot lately for some reason" said Kayano.
"While he's snacking on his sandwich, the spider moves in for the kill" said Karma, smugly.
They then saw Irina walking towards him with the green blade in her hand "Looks like professor bitch is going in for the kill" as she stopped near him.
She saw he was still eating his lunch but she went ahead and asked "Mind if we talk for a second you and me" as she tried to act casual.
Karasuma just groaned as he was tried to the assassination attempts at him. He put his food down and said "What now. I know this is a pretend assassination attempt but I'm done screwing around" as he tried to show her he was serious.
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At the main entrance of the school, Korosensei and Lovro stood idly by, watching in wonder at what Irina was going to do."Huh she has a knife, I see" pointed out Korosensei.
Lovro couldn't believe what he was seeing as he said "Surely she knows he can smell the ruse from a mile away. The woman's a fool."
While the other students were talking, Eric looked over to see Kayano, Nagisa, and Karma gazing out the window. Curiosity getting the better of him, he got up from his seat and walked over to the window. Seeing Eric move to the window, Yada followed him and saw what the others were seeing too.
Eric then turned to the class and said "Hey, everyone. Professor Bitch seems to be going in for the kill" as his message grabbed everyone's attention and they all began to gather around the windows.
But Ed was left behind as he said "Wait I want to see" as he tried to get up but just fell onto the ground.
"I'm ok" he said.
As Karasuma glared at her then moved his glare away from her, she said"Oh come on. Don't be such a stick in the mud" as she removed her jacket.
"I'm a girl willing to do whatever it takes to stay here. You know that about me" she said as Karasuma turned his gaze over to her again.
"No more screwing around. Unless if that's what you want in exhchance. one good turn to deserves another, yea. You just call the game, love."
Karasuma began to think on her words and knew that there might be something behind what she was saying as he thought "So it's as simple as that huh. If I take her knife, this little thing can be over" as he wanted the stupid contest to end already.
"Alright, fine. Jab me. Just be quick though" he said.
Irina smirked at his suggestion as she said "You're a good sport."
Everyone in the class, including the two men outside, gazed over at Irina and watched in wonder at what she might have planned up her sleeve.
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Korosensei decided to play his cards in his favor but more for Irina's favor, in response to her teacher's approval. "Mr. Lovro, you've been Irina teacher for some time right."
"Huh" said Lovro as he questioned what the octopus was saying.
Korosensei began to stare at Irina and Karasuma, while thinking back on Irina's time here and said "You've noted her communication skills. Her versatility with words. To watch her pass her words onto her students is to watch a master at work. She's fluent in ten different languages because she's fluent in the ways of people. When she finds the right words, there's no one she can't reach. And nowhere I suspect is she in more command of her particular gifts than here. What do you suppose she's been up" he said as he held up her bag and handed it to Low Vro.
He grabbed the bag and once he opened it and saw what was inside, he thought to himself "What in the world."
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Irina began walking around a tree next to Karasuma's and said in a playful way "Okay, ready or not, here I come" and as soon as she said that, she pulled on a wire she had and that wire pulled Karasuma up into the air by surprise as he grunted "son of a...." but as she let go of the wire, Karasuma came falling down onto his back and while he tried to recover from the fall, Irina managed to jump on top of him, with her knife in hand.
Everyone at the window was surprised at Professor Bitch's clever trap.
"Didn't see that coming" said Mimura.
"Man this is hot" said Okajima.
"Who's the bitch now" said Maehara.
Korosensei knew that he had to show Irina's teacher her skills so he said "She's building the skills to kill me in much the same way she'd acquire a new language. Methodically. Feeling out the terrain. Drilling vocabulary, so to speak. One look inside her bag and you'll see theres no room for doubt. This is defiantly a woman with a plan" and as Korosensei finished, Professor Bitch said "Say goodnight" as she raised her blade and slammed her blade towards his chest but she was stopped by Karasuma as he was able to catch her hands before the blade hit. He could see that she was trying to win but he was taking it too seriously.
"Take it easy, huh" as he sweat dropped at her fierceness.
Irina knew she was in trouble as she thought "Great. If this comes down to strength I'm boned what do I do." She knew she only had one more thing to use to win. The students watched with anticipation as they wanted her to win. She had come so far. No way this was the end for her.
She looked down at him and said "Karasuma" as she changed her look to an innocent one while she said "Let me kill you. Pretty please."
This set made Karasuma angry as he hated that she would do something like that in a situation like this of all places "Pretty sure its bad form for a killer to beg for permission to kill someone. This is ridiculous." He knew that this was the last straw. There was one way to end this stupid fight.
"*Sigh*, oh fine" as he let go of her arms and the blade connected with his chest. Not through but just bended as she made contact. Irina was shocked by this as he said "Better to get it over with then spend all day listening to you whine."
The students were happy she was able to win and began to cheer for her.
"Woo you go girl" said Okajima.
"She won" said Kimura
"Calling it. Professor Bitch was the first one to hit him" said Maehara.
"She actually pulled through" said Eric.
As he lied there on the ground, Karasuma began to think back on what he would've gotten if he won. "Not like I lost anything. Korosensei was full of it. He wouldn't just stand there and let me take pot shots at him." Irina sighed in relief as she was happy it was finally over.
The students continued to cheer and clap for her as Korosensei told Irina's teacher,
"You have to respect a pupil willing to challenge the master. Especially when the deck is stacked against her. Imagine what the children get out of seeing her rise to the occasion. Yes, that feisty can-do spirit is an example for us all. When push comes to shove if there is any chance of assassinating me, her being here is essential to it" finished Korosensei as Lovro took in the info given to him.
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Irina began walking back to the classroom as she ran into her teacher. She was shocked to see him as she didn't know what to say as she tried to say "Sir...I... uh"
"You're the worst student I've ever had. But as a teacher I don't hold a candle to you. If you can kill him do it" finished the man with a smirk on his face.
This made Irina happy as she said "absolutely yes sir" she then cheered as she said "I did it"
'Harsh, arrogant, foul mouthed. Thats what people would say she was like on the outside. And she can be. But when you see her in her element, she is a good teacher. Her methods are still odd but she's a welcomed edition to our little group of outcasts. Though we'd never say it like that. She'd get even more mad at us.'
Afterwards
It was later after school was done and just as Karasuma and Korosensei opened the doors to the faculty room, he was met with a giant suit of armor, with specific designs to fit Korosensei, tentacles and all. He wondered why it was there but he figured what it might be, so he asked in a very annoyed manner while pointing at the armor and said "Hey. The hells with the suit of armor."
Korosensei just looked at him with a nervous tone and said "Nothing in our little bet prohibited basic self defense" trying not to sound nervous but failing.
'And he complains about the government pushing the rules he gave them around. Good grief.'
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It was Friday and classes were over and Korosensei was reading a magazine, completely distracted as Isogai shot a BB at him but the teacher dodged it.
"You seem to be good mood sir. After school plans?" asked Isogai as he gathered his books.
"Actually yes, I'm flying to Hawaii for a block buster premiere. This movie in particular has been one I've wanted to see for ages" said Korosensei, excitedly.
"Wow seriously no fair" complained Rio but not in an annoying way.
"Nuruhuhuhuhu. What good is mach 20 if I can't be in first line for an International hit" stated Korosensei.
The girls and Isogai looked at the cover of the magazine and read "Sonic ninja. Oh its a comic book movie."
As Korosensei talked to the others about his plans, The Eds and Eric, Nagisa and Karma stared at him in surprise.
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It was later into the day and Korosensei was about to head out until he heard someone shout his name "Korosensei." He turned to see the Eds and Eric, Nagisa, and Karma.
"We want to come with you" said Nagisa as he held onto the same magazine that Korosensei had before.
This intrigued him as he said "OH~. Fans of the franchise I see."
"Oh yea. We've been waiting for the sequel for a long time" said Nagisa, excitedly.
"Im a little surprised you're into comic books, Karma" Said Korosensei, surprised.
"Its actually not my thing. I really dig the director though, its his first genre film" said Karma as he played a little with his hair.
"I see and what about you boys" he said as he looked towards "The Comedic Quartet."
"Ed's been pestering us about the film so we figured taking him to see the film would shut him up so we could get some sleep" Said Eddy with annoyance in his voice.
"Oh boy,Oh boy,Oh boy. I have been waiting for ages for the movie. Oh please sir, take us with you" said Ed as he was on his knees begging.
"I see. But who actually wants to go, cause I don't know if I can fit you all in my outfit and carry you all the way there" said Korosensei.
"While I think a trip to Hawaii would be a joyous ride, the thought of traveling mach 20 through the air, over open sea with the possibility of catching bugs on my face and/or mouth, is very uncomfortable" said Double D, feeling queasy at just mentioning all the things to go wrong.
"And I'm not into Sonic Ninja. Just makes me think it's a rip off of Speed-o-Sound Sonic Ninja from One Punch Man and I like that story more than this one, so we've volunteered Eric to go with you" said Eddy as he pointed with his thumb at Eric.
"Oh, ho. Short man on the totem pole, huh Eric, my boy" teased Korosensei.
Eric just sighed as he said "No that's Eddy" laughed Eric, getting a scowl from Eddy, "But someone has to keep an eye on him. Even with your speed sir, I don't think you could find Ed if he got lost. He's surprisingly hard to follow when he's on his own. So its not a fair decision, but I think a trip to Hawaii sounds nice. That and I am kind of curious about what the writers made for the sequel since watching it with Ed so many times, I've gotten curious as to what happens next."
"And I'd like to come too, if you don't mind" said a voice from Eric's phone. He pulled it out and sweat dropped as he saw Ritsu on his phone.
"I hope I'm not bothering you." Eric and Nagisa grew nervous expressions.
Eric then said "Ritsu, I'm not trying to be rude, but how did you end up in my phone"
"I took the liberty of uploading myself into everyone's mobile device. This way communication between students is streamlined and I'm fun sized. This version of me is called "Mobile Ritsu" she said with a cheery smile while saluting.
Double D went nuts at seeing Ritsu on Eric's phone as he said "Truly fascinating. A living AI already adapting to mobile phones. You are incredible Ritsu. You've got as many capabilities as Korosensei here."
"Aww, thanks. Double D" said Ritsu, feeling more happy.
Eric turned his phone towards Korosensei as she said "Anyway, I would love to see what its like soaring through the sky at Mach 20. I can even take photos for Korosensei's Dacia" said Ritsu.
"Right. Well we better get to heading home. Got some homework to finish" said Double D. "Have fun, guys"he said as he and Eddy began walking away.
Hearing all those that were going, he said "Well children. Let's go to the movies" Korosensei said as he moved fast and was able fit all 4 students into his suit, Nagisa and Karma in the front, while Eric and Ed were on his back, as he continued saying "Brace yourselves for a flight through the stratosphere at super sonic speed" he finished as Nagisa grew a scared expression.
"Ok I know we asked him on a whim but I'm having second thoughts. What did we just sign onto" he said nervously.
"Yea, well.If we survive, maybe next time we'll think of safety first" added Karma.
"Oh come now. No need to worry. I'll accelerate slowly as to not shock your systems" he said as he bent down and in big whoosh, they flew off into the sky. The guys screamed both fear and excitement.
Eric freaked out as he thought "Slowly, my lost stomach" in a complaining way as he sailed higher into the sky.
Karma chuckled as he looked down and said "Look. The Pacific Ocean" as they continued to soar over the sea.
Ed began flopping around saying "Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy. We're going to the movies, Eric. I am excited."
"I am too Ed, but stop flopping around. You'll fall into the ocean and lord knows what might eat you. So stop flailing around" he said which made Ed stop moving.
"Ok, Eric" said Ed as Eric sighed and gazed forward and began to notice that not much wind was hitting them, which was strange since they were going mach 20.
"I'm surprised there's not as much wind blowing on us. Is it because of your head" asked Eric.
"Excellent powers of observation, dear Eric. The secret is my arrow-dynamic skin. Normally, my head is soft and squishy. When exposed to high pressure, however, it hardens like a shell, that's how i'm able to withstand the pressure of mach 20 speed. " said Korosensei, teaching the kids. Speaking of which,
"Did you know that something very much like my skin plays a part in your everyday life. To explain..." he said as he pulled out some water and a beaker and began explaining something he would teach back the school.
Eric raised his eyebrow as he had a dead panned look as he thought "Is he seriously lecturing us at mach 20 over the Pacific Ocean."
"Hey Eric. This could be your best chance to assassinate him. He's juggling two things at once" Ritsu stated.
"Yes, that is true, but two problems. We're over open water and traveling at the speed of sound. Physics doesn't support us surviving a fall and back lash from the actual mach 20 wind speed. Trust me. Korosensei has us trapped. Nothing to do but sit back and enjoy the ride" he said as they continued on their way.
Some time later
It took some time but they finally made it to Hawaii. Korosensei flew into the land and landed on the roof of the theater as he said
"And that's how bullet proof vests are made, utilizing the fascinating science behind dilatancy" said Korosensei as he finally finished teaching the 4 many things along the way.
They got out of his suit and looked around as Korosensei said "I've made you that much smarter and just in time to catch Sonic Ninja" as he began to change into his "Human" disguise.
'Wow, we were actually there. Hawaii, and we learned what dilatancy was. Well most of us. Ed kind of fell asleep on the way there.'
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They worked their way into the theater and managed to find some seats in the back. Eric and Ed stayed behind to get some snacks while the others sat in their seats.
"Man, its freezing in here" said Karma.
"Its an island thing" said Korosensei. "They're all about cranking the AC. Lets get you bundled up so you don't catch Pneumonia" as he handed out blankets to the others. He handed Karma a pink blanket and he just sweat dropped at the design, reminding him of his first time in E-class and Korosensei made him wear ridiculous outfits.
They then saw Eric and Ed come back with a giant pile of snacks, being carried by Ed.
"Geez, I know its cold in here but its not winter. You don't need to store for the winter" joked Karma as Nagisa snickered a little.
Eric just looked at him and said "Its for Ed. Dude kept pestering me to get all the candy there, but I was able to get some stuff for you. Here" as he began handing them snacks. Eric sat beside Karma while Ed sat on the other side of Eric, and set his mountain of snacks next to him.
"Hey Eric. How did you get here so fast. I thought you were behind a long line" asked Nagisa.
Hearing him say those words made Eric feel uncomfortable. He didn't want to tell them that the people were so freaked out by him so much, they let him cut in front of him. He was very sensitive about it. It wasn't anything new he had faced before but he still hated it.
"I don't want to talk about it" said Eric in a defensive way. Everyone in their group took notice of his change in voice but didn't press it since they know he could sensitive about his eye at times.
Their mood changed back to good when Ritsu said in a happy voice, while wearing winter gear, "This is so cool. I've never been to a movie theater before."
'It's weird how she's wearing winter gear even she probably can't feel cold. What with being in my phone and being tucked in my warm pocket. Maybe she just wanted to be part of the group.'
"Hey, don't they cut out a bunch of stuff for distribution over seas. We getting the real deal or what" asked Nagisa.
"Where's your sense of adventure. It shouldn't be all that different than what we see back at home once it comes out over there. And if it is, all the more better. It'll be like seeing the same artwork from different angles" said Korosensei.
Then 4 tentacles came out of his right sleeve with smiles on them and moved towards each individual as he said "Here my tentacles can be used as earphones. I'll offer a running commentary as we watch, just incase any of the nuances of this version go over your head. Now sit back and enjoy the show."
They all turned to the screen and began to watch the film. But as the movie began, the film opened up with a great big boom and a flashing screen. Seeing this happen caused Eric to hold his hand over his bad eye and quietly curse.
The others took notice of this as Nagisa asked "Eric you ok."
Eric just groaned as he said "Yea but thanks to my bad eye, I'm very sensitive to light. It just sucks" finished Eric in a sad manner. Korosensei saw this happening and felt sorry for the poor boy.
When he had seen his eye from their first encounter, he did a quick medical search and found that the most likely situation with his eye was an 8-ball hyphema fracture, caused by an eye being hit by a hard force. He had thought about asking Eric how his eye came to be but after seeing how sensitive he was about it, he knew that he shouldn't push him towards telling him. But that didn't mean he came prepared for things like these.
"I knew something like this would happen, my dear Eric. I did some research about situations with eyes and found that you have an 8-ball hyphema fracture. How exactly, I won't ask but I knew that I can be difficult for you to see with that eye, am I right" asked Korosensei in a hush manner. Eric just looked down at the ground as he nodded yes.
"I see. Well, you'll be happy to know I made something for you for just such an occasion" he said as he reached into his outfit and pulled out a pair of glasses and handed them to Eric.
"Glasses. You do know I do have one good eye right" he said.
"Yes I do, my boy, but these are specifically made for you. With the left side being nothing but clear plastic, the right is made out of a special tinted glass to a certain degree to acquire better sight for your right eye. And with the right amount of color in it to not make your eye so sensitive to light, not to mention the color will be the same as your left eye, so it doesn't hurt your eyes to look at two different colors" informed Korosensei. Eric was skeptical but tried them on and, surprisingly, they worked.
"Wow. Thank you, sir. I never knew you made these for me" said Eric in an appreciative manner.
"Of course. What kind of teacher would I be if I didn't consider my students dilemmas and not make things that will benefit them. I may be a target but I'm a teacher first. Now let's enjoy the show" said Korosensei as he turned back to the film.
'Leave it Korosensei to do something so amazing. He flew us to Hawaii to see a movie before it came to Japan and he gave my something to help with my eye. He truly is an amazing teacher. Safe to say, this day rocked.'
After the film ended
The film ended a while ago and the group flew back to Japan. Nagisa, Eric, and Ed had a blast watching the film. Karma did too until the end of the film. Korosensei just seemed to like the female characters in the film, so you know where his love of the film was at.
"Wow, what a cliff hanger" exclaimed Nagisa. "I'll go nuts waiting for the next installment."
"Oh ya, me too. It was so sad. They lost so much and the secret made them lose more. Eric, when will the next film come out. Huh huh. When will it be" asked Ed.
"Dang it. Now he's going to be asking about the next film. I think this trip did more harm than good" groaned Eric.
"I'm not so sure" said Karma. "I feel the film maker coped out making the and guy the brother."
"Yea, I agree with Karma. I feel they could've done it better if it were her supposed dead friend or something else. The villain being the brother just seems like an old cliche at this day and age" said Eric. Hearing the comment made Nagisa feel awkward.
"If you want, I could calculate it how it will end. I'll just make an algorithm of every movie ever made. Give me 3 minutes" said Ritsu, trying cheer Nagisa up.
Nagisa just chuckled as he turned towards Korosensei to thank him for the trip until he saw that he was still crying and mumbling at the film climax.
"Seriously. He's been crying since we left Hawaii" said Nagisa.
Korosensei's weakness #13 Cries at cliched scenes.
Eric just grew a deadpanned look as he looked at his group and said "Pavlov would love this guy." as he pointed the blubbering teacher.
They said their goodbyes, but not before Korosensei told them to write a synopsis of the film in their own word and share it with the class. Not surprised, they didn't like that, but he lectured them that it was a small trip for a trip to Hawaii. They had nothing to say in their defense on that one and the 4 boys began walking away.
Along their trip, Eric gazed at the night sky as he sighed in a tired way.
Taking notice of this Karma asked "Whats up. Something on your mind."
"Its just been an interesting day is all. We got flown to Hawaii at mach 20 and got lectured about natural sciences of the pacific" said Eric.
"Eh, we lead a weird life. Well, I guess for you guys its probably normal" teased Karma.
Eric chuckled at Karma's words as he said "You're not wrong. After all, we've been on many strange adventures in our time. Truth be told, flying at mach 20 over the Pacific to Hawaii while being lectured about natural sciences isn't the weirdest thing we've done" said Eric, remembering the crazy things the Eds and him did together.
Nagisa chuckled nervously as he said "I can strangely believe that with all the crazy stuff you 4 do."
Ritsu decided to add to the conversation as she said "My favorite part was when Korosensei used his tentacles to swat away bits of dust and debris from hitting you guys. It was very sweet and something I hadn't seen before."
"When ya think about it, we were lookin through Korosensei's eyes. What he sees everyday" said Eric.
Karma just hummed in surprise at what Eric said.
"The more I get to know the guy the more I feel that his normal life is something we can't even comprehend" said Eric
'The man's still a mystery to us. Mach 20 is his top speed. A body like an octopus, and a damn near perfect teacher. Even though we wanted answers, we at least we're having fun with him as a teacher.'
The group then made it to the bottom of the hill and the 4 split up and went their own ways.
Back with Korosensei
Korosensei had finally dried his tears as he said "Stiff upper lip boy. No more crying" as he gazed towards the sky and said "Right, I'm needed at Mimura's for a one on one math tutorial" as he jumped up and began flying away. But as he flew away, a boy out in the forest crouched in a tree branch as he saw Korosensei fly away.
From below him, a man in all white gazed up at the boy, who's eyes never left the skies (A/N: Nice rhyming huh)
"Well, did your eyes follow his course" asked the man in white.
The boy just simply nodded at the man then said "Good then you can kill him. You're brother. Though as of Monday, he will also be your teacher. Now its is time to reap our vengeance for what's been done to our moon" sneered the man as they gazed at what was left of the moon.
'Yep, Monday was coming soon and we were in for something interesting.'
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{Playing Welcome Back by John Sebastian}
[Instrumentals] The opening of the ending fades into showing the old school building in the afternoon, as the sun was starting to go down.
[Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out] The scene then cuts to show the kids of E-Class packing their bags and leaving. Eddy was asking Double D if he had today's notes, which Double D responded with a smile. Ed was packing his things, before pulling out an old piece of food from his bag and eating it.
[Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about] The scene cuts to show Eric exiting out of the room, only to stop when Yada ran up to him. She asked him something, to which Eric smiled and gestured for her to follow.
[Well the names have all changed since you hung around] The Eds and Eric, Yada, Nagisa, Karma, Kayano, and other students are then shown walking down the street to the train station.
[But those dreams have remained and they've turned around] The scene then cuts to show the doors of a train opening, and the kids walking out of it. They waved goodbye to one another as they went their separate ways
[Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)] The view is then taken to the inside of the Eds and Eric's dorm. The front door opens and Ed runs into the dorm, followed by Eddy walking and tried, then Double D chipped, and then Eric, who closed the door behind him.
[Back here where we need ya (Back here where we need ya)] They are then shown eating dinner in the living room. Wide Eric, Eddy, and Double D ate their noodles normally, Ed slurped up all that was in the one go. This caused the others to laugh.
[Yeah we tease him a lot 'cause we got him on the spot] The Eds and Eric are then shown working on homework.
[Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back, welcome back] Just like in the intro, Eric is shown brushing his teeth in the bathroom. After a moment, he took the toothbrush out of his mouth and drank a glass of water. After swishing the water in his mouth, Eric spits it out and walked out of the bathroom, heading for his bedroom.
[Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back] Eric quickly came back in and turned off the lights, ending the outro.
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Next time: EDventure #12 "Ed from another mother"
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