Ashim P.O.V
So my birthday is finally here. All the arrangements are done by mother and I do think that she might have over done it a little. First of all that huge cake is kinda like a colorful wedding cake, rather that a birthday cake, i.e. it's huge. Then all the guests that are invited. She sent nearly a hundred invitations and from the looks of it, most have come. We have set up a tent in clan's square and many clansmen can be seen. I am currently sitting on a stage, wearing quite an exclusive red and white Japanese cloths. My mother dressed me up.
We have a tradition here in sarutobi clan where for the first birthday, the child has to sit on a stage with his parents and all the people would come one by one to congratulate the parents and bring birthday gifts.
My dad counld't come and have send his shadow clone. Most of these people are civilians with few exception. Sakumo Hatake have also come along with his son Kakashi. Apparently Kakashi is older than Asuma by five months.
The only unexpected surprise is Tsunade. Let me tell you. In the anime her breasts look big but in reality, they are biiiiggg. I mean huge and yet, they look perfect. They don't look out of the place at all. Looking at them and then looking at the shadow clone of my dad, I had a brilliant idea.
My dad is a pervert. In the anime, my mom died in the nine tails attack when Obito attacked the place where Naruto was being born, but here my mom is fine, yet that pervert would check out every other woman who pass by. He thinks nobody notices him, but I do.
"Hehehehehe" I smile my evil smile.
"Happy birthday little Ashim. May deities bless you with wisdom and good luck." Gin, a ninja monk from the fire temple who happen to be in the village during my birthday said with his gentle look.
"Thank you." I replied
Then he went away.
"Hello Ashim. This is my son Kakashi. Happy birthday." Sukamo, who came next said and gave me a wrapped up box, which I passed towards the maid, then he pushed Kakashi forward. He is different from his image in anime as now he looks quite shy and is not wearing any mask, which is probably the reason for shyness.
"Hello Kakashi. How are you. You are shy like a little girl."
"Wh.. What..?" He asked shyly while everyone around was shocked.
I was generally quite and rarely spoke. Everyone thought I am a shy kid. Well, time to break this image.
I stood up from my seat and looked strictly at kakashi. He flinched a little.
I then took a deep breadth and
"BE A MAN KAKASHI.." Exclaimed strictly in a commanding tone like a veteran general of an army of hundreds. I didn't shout, but everyone present heard it.
"Yesssirr" Kakashi trembled a bit and exclaimed loudly with determined look in his eyes while everyone else looked on in bewilderment.
"As my dad always say. A real man always have money, power and a lot of women. He doesn't flinch in front of the tallest mountain because he can climb and he doesn't hesitate in front of the deepest seas because he can penetrate. Be a man Kakashi and penetrate ahead."
Several Anbus fell from the roof in bewilderment but nobody was even paying attention to them while many men had the look of passion and many women were red in the face while stealing glances at my dad who was astounded with mouth open in the O shape, but he quickly closed it while waving hands in an exaggerated fashion.
It was unclear whether he was trying to deny something or trying to cough out that lone housefly, that was about the only housefly you would see in this whole venue and it found the perfect opportunity to get into my dad's mouth when his mouth was open in bewilderment.
His reason aside, it wasn't having any effect on my grandma who has a disapproving look on her face.
"Yess." replied Kakashi and his shyness seem to be reduced a little. Yosh.. It looks like Kakashi of this world would't be wearing any masks. That was my plan all along.
"Baam" Something hit me in the head and I turn around and saw my mother's angry face.
I give her the puppy dog eyes in return and it seem to be working as her extremely angry face seem less angry.
While some people are still laughing quietly, others are still trying to hold it in and it was at this time that the pianist on the side that nobody was paying attention to decided to step up and started playing a very happening tune.
"Son. Tell me one thing. Who taught you these things? Was it really you father.? But he doesn't even come home sometimes and he is always busy. Come here. Mother won't get angry anymore. Tell me everything."
I give her an innocent nod and started telling a made up story. (AUTHOR:- You will know what story he told her in another chapter.)
In the end, she seem to be really pissed and gave my dad a smile, but behind that smile was the devil it self. Anyone who has seen her angry would know that and my dad is no exception. He is sweating bullets.
My grandma have an asking look on the aide, but decided to calm her down on the side. She is probably going to ask her as well. My dad was now looking at me with in instant of "What did I ever do to you?" and another instant of "why do you want me dead do badly?" look alternatively and trying to decide what to say but unable to.
"Husband. We are going to have a loong conversation after the party, so do come home today sooner." My mother came in front of my dad and said while my grandmother in tow, nodding.
It seems my grandmother have talked reason into her as not to mention all the people present, my dad is just a shadow clone. It wouldn't do anything other than popping up.
"Yes Honey.!!" He replied. But I know he will not come at all either today or tomorrow. No matter. This is only part one as the show is still remain. Stay tuned for more.