Kapitel 136: Tavern Brawl(2)
*Music Play — They Might Be Giants - Istanbul*
As the two parties collide with each other, it causes chaos throughout the bar.
While everyone was fighting, the Orc used his only hand to knock Terroriser away over the bar counter. As he landed near it, he lazily rose up and picked up one bear cup and drank it down, and as he finished it, he burped and backed up again to fight again.
He lazily walks towards one of his friends, Basically, before he simply dodge his head from a flying chair.
"Really?" Basically raised a brow, just witness what Terroriser just did.
"When you gotta drink, you need to drink."
Suddenly, a cat beastmen stood in front of them wielding dual longswords on his hand.
"Yup."
In a perfect sync, both duos pull out their guns and shoot both of the Cat Beastmen's shoulders.
"Eh?"
Bam!
Before it could figure out how its shoulders were destroyed, it got wrack by a chair, knocking it out cold.
"They call themselves D-ranked Adventurers but how the hell is a bloody Rank 3 is one?"
Meamwhile, Vanoss, while sitting there, mind his own business, but unfortunately, that is not the case here.
A thrown cup hit the window and miss him on the right, he turn to the right and saw a highly armored men with a huge broadsword in hand. When the Armored man swing his big sword down, Vanoss shifted to the right side to dodge with a bored look.
"Damn, I'm a badass." Vanoss said as he continue to dodge all of the man's attacks at the speed comparable to a machine gun with ease before he decided to finally pull out his weapon.
"Hup!"
Ti!
"?"
Realizing his holding a fish as his weapon, Vanoss sweated knowing he picked the wrong weapon.
"..." The armored man could only intimidatingly stare at Vanoss in silence.
"...Fuck."
Getting the opportunity to attack the owl guy, the Armored man rushed at him and swung a large size Morning Star at the speed that broke the sound barrier.
But before it hits Vanoss.
"I'm coming, Vanoss!" Nogla screamed, appearing above them wielding an enchanted baseball bat, hitting the armored brute, knocking it out before it hits his friend. As a result of the attack, the armored brute was blasted back and destroyed several tables in his wake.
"Oops." Nogla said with an expressionless face.
The next thing he knew, a German Shepherd Beastmen rushed at him and wracked a chair and smashed Nogla on the back, destroying it, but Nogla shrugs off before turning to the attacker with an intense glare.
"HOCKIN A DOOKIE!"
With all of his might, Nogla tightens the bat in his hands and bonks the dogman with a very powerful force.
BOOM!
The scene shifts back to Marcel who just run around before he trips on Moo without even realizing it.
" Jesus, Moo! Can you try to stay out of the way?" Said Marcel annoyingly.
"Hey, come on! You tripped over me!" Said Moo.
"Then why are you on the ground anyway?"
"Camping."
Moo's answer caused Marcel to stare at him in silence. But then, their sixth senses alarmed them, so the two scattered, both managing to move out of the way before a sword hit the ground.
The scene shifts once again towards the German Shepherd Beastmen yeeted every table trying to chase Delirious who is completely drunk and tries to get away from him before he and the Dogman are between the sides of the table.
"N-Nah na. J-Jebus.. *Burp*... holy fucking mure, this is-"
With an animalistic growl, the Dogman flips the table over the side, walks up to Delirious and roars straight at his face.
"ROOOAAARRR!"
"Please shut u-... oh shit I'm gonna, ah, HA! ACHOO!"
Couldn't hold it any longer, Delirious sneezed straight to the Dogman's face. Worse, he accidentally uses his skill and a mist of darkness emerges from Delirious' body before violently entering the Dogman's body, causing the dog beastmen to lose his sanity, and in a complete mental breakdown on the ground. The poor doggo should need the best mental health doctors for years now.
Thud!
After dealing with the dogman without even trying, Delirious pinch his nostrils, half drunk and half tense, "Why does this happen every time we go out drinking?"
Scene changes back to Marcel who was too busy avoiding getting hit by an oversized hammer from an angry Dwarf, trying to crush him.
"Uhhh, fuck this. Delirious, where the hell is your Golem, goddamn it!"
A huge figure busts through the ceiling and lands between Marcel and the Dwarf, while the latter stares at the towering and imposing figure of Xavier Number 2 in nervousness.
"Gulp…"
Stepping forward, Xavier dashed at the dwarf without him to react in time before he got an uppercut and launched off towards the stars through the ceiling that he broke apart.
As the battle continued on, Vanoss was about to attack the human mage in the distance, however before he could do it, some invisible force grabbed him by his nape.
"What the hell?"
Before he could figure out what was happening, he got yeeted towards the wall, blasting a hole through the concrete wall and landed in a bed on the next door of the building, a brothel.
"Uh..."
As he opens his eyes, Vanoss realize his in a middle of some two people fucking, who are confuse on where did that beastmen came from.
Vanoss waved his hands at them, "Sorry about interrupting your fun but I got something to do-"
Vanoss didn't get a chance to speak as the Chameleon demihuman, in his invisible state, kicked Vanoss with his insane strength, launching him to the other side of the room, the two people who were having 'fun' ran in fear, not trying to involve themselves in some fight.
Vanoss has a hard time moving, realizing the strength of the person in front of him is higher than him.
"Jesus, that's hurt. So you're Rank 5?"
"You are damn right, and you shouldn't mess with us to begin with!"
Lifting the king-sized bed like it was nothing, the invisible Chameleon moved towards Vanoss, intently to crush him with it.
"We are the Razor Axes! One of Fordalt's mightiest D-ranked Adventurers!"
Now a few feet from Vanoss, the Chameleon Demihuman raises the bed high and ready to end him.
"Better not mess with the champions of the 6th City Section, motherfucker-"
BAM!
Before the Chameleon demihuman could react, a large object broke through the concrete wall and rammed over the lizard, who was shocked at the unexpected appearance before flying across the room before crashing into a drawer, shattering it into bits.
"What?"
That is unexpected, Vanoss turns to face the unknown object and learns that the one who just ram the lizard is none other than the Banana Bus.
Realizing who is riding it, the door opens revealing the pig man himself, Wildcat, who also wields a crowbar in his hand.
"Sorry I'm late, Evan. You better fuck off now. I like to have my own fun." Wildcat grinned, smacking the crowbar on his palm.
"Alright then."
Just like that, Vanoss ran off, letting his friend deal with the problem himself.
*Music Play — The Clash - London Calling*
Approaching the Chameleon Demihuman, the Pig man gave out a large grin, knowing there will be fun soon.
"Well, well, well, it ain't the Invisible cunt." Wildcat said before swinging the crowbar in his hand.
(🎶London calling to the faraway towns🎶)
Hitting the spot where the Chameleon Demi-human was with his crowbar, Wildcat suddenly notices there is no one and hits the wall instead. Widening his eyes, Wildcat to the side and immediately tries to evade but it was too late as he was kicked to the side.
(🎶Now war is declared and battle come down
London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, you boys and girls🎶)
Due to its invisible state, Wildcat couldn't see his movements so he received multiple punches on his face. Shaking his head, Wildcat tries to deliver a right hook, only to be caught in the Chameleon's grasp and twist his wrist. Wildcat tried for another hook, only to experience the same thing.
Expecting Wildcat to groan in agony, the Chameleon demihuman suddenly sees Wildcat's mouth curved into a grin. Before he could do anything, he was spat with blood by Wildcat. Able to see him clearly, Wildcat grabbed his wrist and twist it before headbutting the man back.
As the Chameleon demihuman was stunned, Wildcat proceeded to punch his face multiple times until he countered with a left hook. However, due to its hands were also covered in blood, Wildcat easily ducks the attack and give him an uppercut. The Chameleon repeats, only for Wildcat to dodge and punch his face once more with a grin on his face.
"You're not so invisible now, bitch!"
In anger, the Chameleon demihuman noticed its tail was still invisible, and without wasting time, he used it to wrap around Tyler's leg and pulled it, causing Wildcat to trip.
(🎶...London Calli—
Bam!
"Ah shit!"
In midair, Wildcat was then received a kick on the stomach, he spat out more blood from his mouth in pain before the Chameleon Demihuman became visible with an enraged expression on his face.
"Fucking asshole. People call me as Translucent Reptilia! Remember that dipshit!"
Picking up Wildcat's crowbar with his tail, the Chameleon Demihuman moved forward towards Wildcat with the crowbar in his hand.
"You and your little friends better get the hell out of this city and never come back, or I'm gonna smash your FOCKIN' scalp off!" He shouted, raising the crowbar with both hands, "Any last words before you'll finally know not to mess with who?"
"Oh, I'll tell you who you are." Wildcat said with a smug look, his words made the Chameleon Demihuman raise a brow. "People call you the nickname Translucent Reptilia, right? Well... these people are a bunch of dumbasses. Translucent doesn't mean completely invisible...
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...it makes it Semi-transparent."
"Huh? What do you mea-"
BANG!
The Chameleon demihuman doesn't have any time to figure out what Wildcat meant before someone knocks him out with a Diamond Shovel.
…and the one who does that is none other than Vanoss, who looks at Wildcat with a smile on his face.
"Come on, Evan! Why are you always taking my kills!?" Wildcat shouted, enraged.
"No thanks? Wow Tyler, I thought you were my best friend. That hurts." Vanoss responded with a hurtful look.
'My real question is... how do I get that same weapon without picking up random shit?' Wildcat pondered, referring to Ea.
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Back to the other fight, most of our Team 6 members manage to knock out nearly all of the 'Razor Axes' Adventurers which only leaves the Human Mage.
"Well, what now, Mr. Abracadabuhi? All of your friends are down. What should you do?" Terroriser said smugly, cracking his knuckles. But the one who has the most smugly face is the mage himself.
"...This."
Slamming his palm on the floor, the Human Mage chants healing magic, in which only five small clusters of sparkle dust start flying towards his down comrades, causing them to fully heal from their injuries in an instant. They then quickly get up with full health to continue the fight. Especially the Orc leader's hand regenerated, even healing the German Shepherd's mental health!
"Oh come on! That's not fair!" Nogla complained.
"Now we're gonna teach you lesser Adventurers to never mess with the one who is higher rank than you!" The Orc Leader shouted with a scowl look.
Now it turns into a three vs six situation. Marcel, Brian, and Nogla were the only ones in here, they've lost Moo who is the only casualty by the German Shepherd Beastmen but he's still okay, as for Delirious, he only got knocked out because he was too drunk, slept doing the fight.
But it didn't make them feel loose hope, they felt more excitement.
Noticing their expressions, the Orc Leader raised a brow, "Why are you all look excited-... huh?"
The Orc Leader came to a halt in the middle of his sentence as he abruptly sensed a significant shift in the surrounding environment.
He wasn't the only one to notice the abrupt change in the environment as the everyone came to a sudden halt.
Almost immediately after that, a massive wave of mana erupted. Instantaneously, terrifying suffocating pressure engulfed everyone in the tavern.
For the Banana Bus Crew, they felt a disturbance in the mana within them, they were stunned at first before at the exact same time, they felt their mana increase significantly and felt they became a god for a second. Like a butterfly has finally come out of its cocoon.
The Banana Bas Squad, had finally advanced towards Master Realm.
With Marcel to his left, and Nogla to his right, Brian smiles.
"You forget something, comrade. In war, there are no rules. You have just chosen death."
*Music Play — Tavern Brawl*
The six D-ranked Adventurers charge forward with renewed determination. Our main characters however stood strong, waiting. Once they all approached, they all went serious mode, their instincts and battle experience took control of everything in their body. Terroriser grabbed the Orc Leader's large fist, swinging him into the Cat Beastmen. Nogla sucker punched the German Shepherd Beastmen and then dodge the Dwarf's attack which the latter was then grabbed from behind and swung hard into the Cat Beastmen, knocking them over. Marcel, deflecting the heavily armored human and then kicking him into the Healing mage. Once there is an opening, Marcel folds his hands together and knocks them all out.
Seeing the Orc and the Dog beastmen standing, Terroriser nodded at Nogla. Both charged forward and knocked them all out with Brian using a shovel and Nogla wielding a frying pan.
After a high-five, they all then walk back to each other, they also find Vanoss and Wildcat headed towards them. The five look at each other for a few moments then begin to laugh.
Not until...
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?"
What they saw was the barkeeper junior herself. Which is a chubby fairy with an enraged expression on her face.
"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED TO MY BAR?! AND WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR ALL THIS SHI!"
Terroriser quickly tries to defuse this mess, "Goodness such a mess absolutely dreadful, but I can assure you, mate. We will find those re-"
But the Bar Owner quickly stops him, "Ah ah, don't even try it. First, you people drink me dry, then you destroy my Tavern, so I ain't gonna hear you Adventurers excuses, I am tired of it, so money. NOW!" Said the fairy, staring down at him. "If you don't…"
Snap!
Snapping her finger, large figures appeared behind her, there were two to three meters tall Minotaurs, appearing like they could ram over a large truck with ease.
"Um, well, you see..." Terroriser tries to reason, nervously stare at the two towering Minotaurs staring at him menacingly. But then, one of the cylinders fell down hard, broken. "We don't have any money on us per se, but if you give me five-"
Next scene they are all thrown out the doorway of the Tavern. Terroriser, Moo, Nogla, Vanoss, Delirious, Basically, and Wildcat while standing up said.
"Uh, hello yes, excuse me. There is that one big green and yellow banana on the next building, so may- OHHH SHI-"
BAM!
One of the Minotaurs carried the Banana Bus like it was nothing before throwing it out right at Wildcat, crushing him as a result.
"Thank you, much appreciated," Wildcat groaned under the bus with his trembling arm outside, giving a thumbs up.
"AND STAY OUT!" The fairy finally says and slams the door shut with a loud bang.
While the Banana Bus Crew was soo not in the mood, Delirious had to say it.
"Does this mean we're officially banned from every Tavern in the city?"
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