Kapitel 109: Illegal Towing
– Several Days Later –
The city of Orazvil has been seen by most as the crown jewel of the surrounding island states. Where merchants, adventurers and people from different regions and races gather. Orazvil City was a place with great cultural diversity, it was normal to see people eating food and wearing clothes from different parts of the continent.
It had everything, a bustling film industry, a huge social and party life and simply the greatest place to live... if of course you looked away from the near weekly bullshit brought on by some of its more eccentric residents.
Seriously flying bikes were a funny idea but slapping cruise missile launchers to the sides of them really took the piss.
Anyways, that was all good, life as short as it is was amazing there. A person could smile with glee looking over the towering famous Dungeon Tower in the very center of the city, especially standing right atop the city walls overlooking the city's bustling nightlife, standing proud.
Then a magic disease happened. Then almost half the economy went to metaphorical hell.
Many businesses and enterprises suffered and as a consequence the average joe and Jane fell into financial insecurity. One of these businesses/enterprises has suffered greatly and the heads of it have finally made the adult decision to begin business stuff, which starts today in a tall building overlooking one of the main streets of the city.
"What are these guys doing?" A male asked as he, his beastmen friend, and a curious crowd just stared forward in confusion.
"Is it some kind of train?"
It has been several days since the Banana Bus Squad were living' in the city, having a fun and great time doing whatever 'legal' stuff they have done.
Currently, they were attaching the metal hooks of multiple tow trucks together, forming a long line of brightly coloured trucks.
"Well whatever it is, it's surely not legal." A woman among the crowd glared at the enigma which was the Vanoss Crew from the two's seating spot in the main streets. Just two days ago they had caused several crimes, heists and being chased by city enforcers before escaping.
"ALRIGHT WE'RE SET!"
...and now they were making a train with tow trucks.
After double checking if the hooks were secure, all seven of them got into their cars with Wildcat at the front with Basically, Terroriser, Nogla, Vanoss, Moo and Delirious behind him.
Wildcat smirked smugly, such a thing like this wouldn't do anything special, just slow trucks behind even more slow trucks. He looked down at the shifter and gripped the wheel tightly and securely. The radio he had put on the dash buzzed and a voice came through.
"Guys should we really be doing this with no seatbelts?" Delirious asked which made Wildcat chuckle as he turned the key and started the engine.
"Delirious, seatbelts are for pussies!" Wildcat looked in his rear view mirror to see Basically giving him the thumbs up to go.
The pig beastmen slammed his foot down on the gas, making the car lurch forward but not move any further because the others had their handbrakes on.
"When we all hit 10,000 rpm we go!" Nogla a voice called over the radio.
"Why aren't they going anywhere?" Another woman asked in the crowd as they stared dumbfounded at the strange sight, some sort of science experiment in progress.
Another truck took off its breaks and did the exact same thing as the first, and then the next, then the next until it was just Delirious holding back five accelerating trucks.
The tires on Delirious's blue truck started to slowly get pulled along by the large force of the others. He was making all kinds of bird-like noises as he tried to hold the cars back until he was told otherwise.
Wildcat looked out his rear view mirror and saw Terroriser, who was wearing a red top hat in the third car giving him a thumbs up, the que to 'fucking go for it'.
He reached under the passenger seat and lifted it up to reveal four large blue bottles with hoses and pipes coming from them. He grinned evilly.
The male from earlier raised a brow while his beastmen friend beside him went eyes widened as he slowly backed away, confusing his friend. Thanks to his sensitive hearing he was able to hear sounds that others couldn't over the loud screeching of tires and revving of engines, one of those sounds being the faint sound of gas being released.
He continued backing up, some people noticed this as well and did the same thing, trying to get away from the now explosive science experiment.
"D-Dude... I think we should run" The Beastmen mumbled, only seeming to annoy him even more
"Why? What are you not telling me?" He interrogated, unaware of the impending danger that was the Banana Bus Squad.
BOOM!
A loud explosion happened behind him who turned around to see... Nothing.
The trucks weren't there anymore, the only things that proved they were even there to begin with was the long trail of fire in the shape of car tires and the spinning license plate reading 'Trucklirious'.
"Where in the world did they go!?"
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– Somewhere, Miles Away–
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"
The line of trucks sped through the empty streets at speeds that even the speedometer couldn't read, if the arrows currently reading '0mph' was anything to go by.
"I THINK THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!" Basically screamed through the radio as the cars started to swing a lot more.
"OH REALLY!? HOW!?" Delirious's glitched voice came through. Nogla looked in his mirror to see that Delirious was on his roof obviously screaming.
"TYLER LOOK OUT!" Vanoss screamed, getting Wildcat to look ahead to see a large dinosaur-like beast pulling a wagon coming at them. He tried to slam on the brakes but apparently the trucks were now stuck in forward and couldn't be stopped.
Turns out the NoS was still firing sooooo... that went well.
Wildcat swung the wheel hard over to the right, sending him and the line drifting around a tight corner, narrowly avoiding getting slammed by a giant Land Dragon. He wiped the sweat off his head and gave a sigh of relief, it was all smooth sailing from here on out.
In the street, a pair of siblings were walking down, one is a tall good-looking man with long hair, long black coat, and had a pair of blue and green heterochromia eyes while the other is a girl shorter than him, she has a petite body, she had red hair and like her brother, she had heterochromia eyes, but in red and gold, but the golden eye was covered by her hair which is best to cover it though.
But what made her seem peculiar is that she had pointy ears, not long as an elf, but seemed shorter than an average one.
Right now, they were taking a stroll before the male in a dark coat heard a loud sound in the distance. He turned to the smaller girl.
"Say Gracier, do you hear something?" He asked as the sound got closer.
"That? I do."
"Well where the hell is-" He was abruptly cut off when a bunch of metal on fire and going at supersonic speeds rushed by the two siblings.
Just as the fast moving object passed it seems like time slowed down. Alex' heterochromia eye gazed in confusion when he saw a bunch of beaten up tow trucks being driven by a group of men, all drivers in various states of panic and distress.
They all raced by, screaming all the way which left the street torn up and the two just standing there completely still.
"What just happened?" The little red headed half-elf asked in surprise.
"I have no idea."
[Master, these men... I sensed some odd feelings towards them.] A female voice suddenly spoke in his mind.
'What do you mean, Sil?'
[I don't know what it is but I felt a divine presence coming from this group of men earlier. It's not only one of the Gods in this world but something more, even me and my sister can't explain this but whatever is this presence were feeling from these men, it is something more powerful than the Asuras and most beings in the Higher World.]
'Wait, so you're saying there are way more powerful beings out there beside the Asuras and the higher gods?'
[It's just my guess, we better not get involved with these men, we should head back.]
"Yeah, we shall."
Turning back to his sister, Alex said to her, "Um... Gracier, let's just return to the others." He said as he and his sister moved forward, trying to forget what they just saw.
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Back to the gang, somehow they were now spinning whilst still going Mach 2. How did that happen? None of them knew.
Delirious tried to flip his car and when he did, the tow hook on the truck swung wildly and soon connected to the front number of Wildcat's cars. So here they were.
"So uhhh... what do we do?" Nogla said surprisingly calmly about the situation.
"We're just gonna have to wait for this to slow down i guess..." Vanoss answered.
The trucks started to rock harder and they didn't even know if the train was still going forward and not just soaking out on the ground.
Basically looked out his window and screamed, "WHAT THE FUUUUCCKK!?"
Everyone there looked surprised at his sudden outburst.
"Dude, what the hell?" Vanoss said, trying to calm him down. He looked behind him to try and see what his friend was screaming about but then stopped when he looked out of his own window.
Vanoss's eyes went wide as he stared out into the bright blue sky. "Guys I think we made a fucking tornado..." he said into the radio.
The newly formed truck-nado was currently in the sky far above Orazvil and the clouds. This defied all laws of physics.
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– One Hour Later –
In the Docks where they parked the flying vehicles known as Airships, most of the dock workers had never expected to ever see aliens, let alone a strange spaceship. But that day they did... or they at least thought they did.
The trucks and their drivers soon fell from the sky and crashed into the docks, scaring the shit out of people and causing them to run.
Vanoss kicked open his door and stumbled out of his dented car, his vision blurry. He looked over to see Wildcat bent over the hood of his one and currently throwing up.
The others were doing something of the same, either drunk like, being sick or having a massive adrenaline rush like Moo was having fun for some unknown reason.
"WOO! Yeah, let's do that again!" He yelled, causing everyone to glare at him. Moo tried to run over to the trucks which promptly exploded the moment he touched one. He turned around, his front covered in black and holding a door handle.
All of his friends burst out laughing at him, making fun of the way he now looked.
"B..*wheeze*..Brock, you look so damn retarded!" Terroriser lost it when Moo glared at him, only his eyes visible.
"SHUT UP BRIAN!"
Nogla just patted him on the shoulder, grinning, and said, "Oh it's alright.... even if you do look like you fell down a chimney."
Moo only grumbled in response.
Basically had walked towards the group of five and looked around panicked, "Wait, wait guys hold the fuck on!"
The five just looked at him with confusion, including Moo if you could actually tell, and looked around as well.
"Marcel, what the fuck are you talking about?"
"Where's Jon?"
"AAAAAHHH!!"
All of them looked into the sky and saw the blue hoodie falling towards the forest outside the city, screaming like a crow.
"So yeah, let's go get something to eat." Vanoss announced to the rest as he clapped his hands to get their attention, "Can't go on another joy ride with an empty stomach."
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(Author: Hope y'all wondering: Who are those two characters earlier? Well, they are the main characters from my favorite novel "Death Guns in Another World". And unfortunately, no, they will not involve on the Team's plot, they are just cameos I like to add.)
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