Kapitel 95: Chaotic Camp Stories
The bright, two full moons developed the entire night sky as it splashed on the pitch black ground with their illumination. The outlines of the leaves in the forest were clearly visible, but suddenly, a loud noise broke out throughout the tranquil forest. Countless, startled birds woke up from their slumbers, flapping their wings, and soared into the sky fearfully to escape...
Escape from the sound of something that will instantly kill you from seizure... or cringe.
"Yes bois! Let's goooooooooo!!" Nogla yelled loudly that his voice can be heard from miles whilst excitedly dancing around the group's self made fire camp in the middle of the forest, causing his friends to laugh harder at his antics.
After the battle of Kalren City, the boys began to leave after their first cool and boring adventure in this world.
"Jesus David, you dance any harder and you'll give yourself a damn seizure!" Tyler yelled while opening a beer can before looking at it in anger. "Fuck, it's not cold."
Basically and Moo were playfully fighting each other over 'the last cold one' Wildcat looked over to Vanoss who was sitting on an elevated box with his feet above the pigs head.
"Yo Evan, I think all the beers are warm." He said motioning towards the small pile of empty beer cans.
"What?!? Ye folks let them get warm!?" The Irishman yelled in rage at the thought that his sacred drink that he'd smuggled in now was wasted.
"Oh for fucks sake...!" Terroriser cursed and threw a warm Cab at Nogla to the side, "Now what the hell do we do?"
Thinking for a moment, their bird leader grinned and started pulling a large blue box from the dirt floor towards him.
Wildcat looked up at him and tilted his head confusedly, as he watched him pull the blue crate beside him and open it, letting the cold air out.
Vanoss reached in and pulled out a glass bottle and threw one down to Wildcat who smiled excitedly.
"Alright boys were back in business!" He shouted as he raised his cold beer bottle in the air in triumph.
Once they all had the bottles, Vanoss stood up in front of them all and held up his bottle.
"Right boys! This is it, this is the place where we become the most badass heroes this world has ever seen!" Evan then raised the open bottle to them who did the same.
"To the Banana Bus Squad and those we've lost!"
"""CHEERS!"""
"Can I join you guys?" A sweet voice from behind the group asked, startling the idiots.
All of their heads snapped towards the voice where they saw the innocent look of a little girl with chocolate-brown hair and cat ears, the one who immediately became familiar with the two people.
"Oh hey Gracie, where's your sister?" Basically asked with a smile.
"Dealing with stuff, can I join you guys?"
Looking at the group, both of them couldn't help but feel adored with the child, even Wildcat couldn't curse or say no.
"Ah, fine, I don't see why not." The Pig Beastmen said.
"Yey!"
The whole group heard about Gracie when they heard Moo's story, it was a tragic for the little girl. And what made them surprised was that she has cat ears which is not something common in their world but it still a bit of a surprise to see, but seeing Vanoss and Wildcat appearance, they immediately get used to it for just a short amount of time.
By the time Gracie smiles, the group of idiots' faces brightened slightly but the sadness was still showing, something which Brock picked up on.
"Hey, are you alright?"
The little human kittie looked at her savior with a slight smile, the campfire now causing a heavy glow on everyone there.
"No, not really, I was just worried about my sister, that's all."
"Nah, I'm sure she's fine, little kitty." Terroriser assured her, "She was very strong when I witnessed her fight. She's kinda like a ninja, except it will be better if she has black hair and ski-"
"What did you say?" Basically indifferently asked.
"I didn't mean that stealthy cats are all black, Marcel! It only just gives me vibes, that's all." Terroriser nervously spoke.
Vanoss chuckled, "Just imagining she's right behind us by the time we mention her."
Nogla laughs, "That's not gonna happen, it's all in cartoons and anime".
"Did someone mention me?" Stella, who was behind the group asked, which kinda caused them to jump a little. "I wasn't expecting my sister to be with all of you here with alcohol and fire camp in the middle of nowhere, oh well, life is full of surprises."
"Oh shit...! Hey there miss, howdy doody 🤠 " Vanoss greeted her with a texas accent.
"Good evening Mr. Vanoss."
"Jesus, woman! Are all the cat girls in here all that stealthy?" Wildcat asked and complained about that little unintentional sneak attack.
"Nope, there are also humans who have those skills to erase their presence. Except mine is kinda on a different level compared to them."
"Not my point." The Pig beastmen said deadpanly.
"Where have you been, sister?" The little kitty asked.
"Dealing with stuff." She replied before looking at the group. "Well it's nice to see your other friends. Mr. Marcel and Brock, how are you all this freezing night?" She asked, taking a flask from her hand before drinking it.
"Me and Mr. Moo's friends were having fun!" Her sister responded.
Hearing her sister's words, her drinking tooks a halt before looking at everyone menacingly, leaking her killing intent.
"Are you guys trying to feed her alcohol? You all knew she was way too young for these things."
"Oh no, no, we didn't." Brock said nervously while the rest just whistled non-suspiciously, making her chuckle and the killing intent vanishes as if it never happens.
"Haha, I'm just joking, I trust those two enough."
"Haha! Never knew she could make jokes." Terroriser laughs... fakingly.
""HahaHHa.""
Including everyone fakingly laughs.
"May I join you guys?" She asked.
"Sure, sure!" Vanoss immediately agreed and waved his hand, "We love to invite some new people to our party."
"Alright then."
Saying this, she then sits in the log beside Wildcat. Vanoss tossed one beer bottle towards her which she easily caught and began to drink it, then suddenly one of her cat ears twitched, unintentionally hitting Wildcat's eyes.
'Fuck, my eyes! Damn, I never knew it could be a deadly weapon to the eye.' Wildcat thought to himself as he started to drink his beer ignoring the cat ears of hers.
It was a fun time for Team 6 and the two cat siblings, with the fun time in the middle of the evening, a night without clouds making them see the two glowing red and blue moons and billions of stars in the sky. It was very beautiful until someone among the group asked a question.
"Um guys, has anyone seen Delirious yet?"
Hearing his question, everyone just realized their mask friend isn't here.
Looking around, Terroriser shouted in irritation, "How the hell we didn't-!?"
Before Brian could ask, a loud scream was heard behind them.
"GUYS! I FINALLY FOUND YOU!"
Behind them, they found Delirious runs and stops in front of them with dirty and torn clothes.
"Holy shit, Delirious! Where have you been?!" Wildcat asked.
"You're kinda like shit right now." Vanoss said.
"Yeah, he's kinda like he's been in the Amazon jungle for months."
"GUYS!! WE HAVE NO TIME!!!"
"Delirious, we still don't understa-" Basically tries to ask but is then cut off by something.
"Screeech!!'
All of the sudden, a loud otherworldly and familiar screech for Team 6 was heard.
"What is that?" Stella asked cautiously.
"No time for stupid questions! We need to ru-"
"SCREECH!!"
Before anyone knew it, a large humanoid figure appeared in front of them which made them all startled.
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"WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ENDERMAN DOING HERE?!?!?!?" Wildcat loudly exclaimed.
"It's a Wrath!" Stella shouted.
"Heroes! Kill it!" Gracie steps back in fear.
"KILL THE FUCKING THING!!!"
"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!"
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Everyone sat on wooden benches around a campfire, silently glancing at each other. The atmosphere was tense and awkward after that little encounter from the weird looking Enderman. It was silent for a bit longer until someone finally broke the silence.
"Um... cough! Cough! Hey guys, wanna do.. uh... wanna to a story game where we like.. um we like you to say a word." Vanoss cleared his throat loudly as everyone's gaze turned toward him. A drop of sweat formed on his forehead, he hadn't thought of anything after that point, so he just said what came to mind first.
"Listen up! I'm tired of this silence, so we're going to play.... a game." He declared.
"Wait, what's the game?" Stella asked, raising a brow which meant he caught her interest.
"Simple really, we'll make a story from scratch, word by word, each person will say one word, then the next person in a clockwise direction!" Vanoss explained.
"Oh yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!" Basically cheerfully shouted.
"Oh that, I remember our time at that moment." Nogla said.
"Pa, why is he talking about it?" Gracie asked Moo.
"I never been to the Camp Zombie they were in. I watched the video, so It's about telling a story but each of us says one word to make sentences for the story."
"Hm, it does sound interesting." Stella said by his side.
"Yeah, maybe you'll watch it first before you two can join the game."
"But it sounds so fun!" Gracie said cheerfully.
"The girl agrees! Let's do it then!" Vanoss said. He coughs a few times and begins his first word.
"ONCE!"
".....THE"
Due to Nogla's mistake, almost everyone let out a laugh.
"Why the hell did you say THE?" Delirious asked and wheezed.
"Hahaha! 'Once the'"
"Haha, that's some really shitty story. Start again!" Vanoss announced.
"Once. the. End." Wildcat said deeply and sarcastically as he chuckles.
"Okay shut up, we'll go the other way around!" Vanoss said before going to restart the story.
"ONCE!"
"UPON!"
"A!"
"TIME!"
".....The."
And once again, Nogla made another mistake.
"Tahahaha!" Vanoss laughed.
"God damn it!" Terroriser yelled angrily.
"But it still works!"
"Fine fine fine!" Vanoss just agrees anyway and so he continues.
"THE CAMP"
"...Urz."
"That is not how it works, Wildcat!"
"Okay, okay..." Wildcat nodded repeatedly a few times before continuing.
"THE CAMPERS!"
"WERE."
"SITTING!"
".....The."
The team laughs once more, no matter how you teach the green idiot, he just messes it up everytime.
"What?"
"Oh god no, NOGLA!"
"Why, what, okie okie."
"ONCE!"
"UPON!"
"A!"
"TIME!"
"THAT!"
"The..."
"'That'??" Wildcat laughingly asked at Vanoss' mistake, "Haha, 'Once upon a time that the'."
"Haha, okay, restart!"
"ONCE!"
"UPON!"
"A!"
"TIME!"
"THERE!"
"WAS!"
"A!"
"SET!"
"OF!"
"...RETARDS!"
'Are we just gonna repeat it just like the Zombie Camp stories video?' Wildcat thought to himself why they have to do this again?
"Meh." Wildcat quietly shrugged his shoulders, the video was scripted and right now they didn't think of something new so they just repeated it.
"WHO!"
"KNEW!"
"ABOUT!"
"...ZOMBIES!"
Somebody snorted, trying not to laugh.
"THEY-..." Wildcat was about to finish his word but was interrupted by Vanoss.
"Is that a new sentence or?"
"Yeah, it's a new sentence." Wildcat nodded before they continued.
"THEY!"
"WERE!"
"ALWAYS!"
"EXCITED!"
"ABOUT!"
"...TIT-"
"God damn it! It was going so well!!" Basically laughed along with a few others.
"W-What happened after that?" Delirious said, barely choking out the words between wheezes.
"BECAUSE!"
"THE!" Terroriser snorted like a pig.
"TITS!"
"WERE!"
"...squishy~"
"ZOMBIES!!"
"The tits were zombies?" Nogla laughingly asked.
The entire Banana Bus Squad broke out in uncontrollable laughter, clutching their stomachs and trying to stop laughing in vain. Stella looks at them weirdly and feels a bit of discomfort while Gracie, being a young and innocent girl, couldn't understand almost all of the weird words they were sprouting.
"Okay, continue!"
"HEH HEH HEH HEH HEMM!" Nogla coughs weirdly before continuing their story.
"A!"
"LONG!"
"DARK!"
"BLACK!"
"...Smelly" By Vanoss' words, Delirious wheezes in the background.
"...STINKY!"
"NIGHT!"
"FIVE!"
"RETARDS!"
"SAT!"
"ON!"
"BENCHES!"
"...LITTLE!"
"DID!"
"THEY!"
"KNOW!"
"THAT!"
"THERE!"
"WAS!"
"ONE!"
"BIG!"
"...DICK!"
Caught off guard, everyone laughed out loud.
"We were doing so good, we were doing so good, but you ruined it!" Basically shouted, exasperated at the idiocy of this green Irish idiot.
"Hold on! Hold on, let me change that! Let me change that!"
"That was it, Nogla! That was it! But you fucked it up! You maldita maldita cuck Amamantando polla mierda!" Basically shouted so madly that he started to speak Spanish.
While everyone was all shouting at Nogla, meanwhile Stella and Gracie were left in their spot while the whole group yelled at their idiotic friend.
"I admit, the more I learn about them, the more I realize they are capable fightrrs in battle but just children on their own time. This is actually my very first time seeing the weirdest people in my whole life."
"I don't call them weird, they are the funniest people I seen :)"
"That's easier for you to say."
Drinking the beer bottle again, she couldn't help but compliment the drink.
Back to our idiotic friends, Nogla pushes his friend to say something to them.
"Hold up! Hold up! Let me change it, there is one big Enderman."
Like he just summoned the creature, a very large Enderman appears, even bigger than the one they encountered not too long ago, but adding with large vast dark wings.
"SCREEEEEEECH!!!"
"HOLY SHIT!!!"
"OOOHHHHH!!"
"What is that! What the FUCK is that!!!?!!?!"
"OH FUCK!!"
"THATS A BIG BOI!"
"KILL THE FUCKING THING!!!"
"That's an Elite Wrath! Kill it!!"
*Wildcat's Pig Screams!*
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