“I saw how she puffed up when you were hugging Derrick and when I introduced her to Candace, she dropped she had met Jasmine at a Lambda Legal fundraiser. You know she works for them.”
“I didn’t know that. but how does that make Jasmine and me girlfriends,” I said, slipping my feet into a pair of twelve steps shoes; that’s how far I would be able to walk in them before I would have to sit down. Depending on the outfit and the party, this might work.
“I asked her if she was gay and she said yeah.”
“Alright. Well if she is gay, how does that make us a couple?”
“Okay, I see you want to play it like Cuba from Jerry Maguire, ‘show me the money.’ Because when I asked her if the two of you were an item, she started this song and dance about how good of friends you are and all this other stuff. Honey, I was like I didn’t ask you that so she said she would rather you answer the question.”
“I can’t believe…”