"I think I'm dead"
Haha it's rewind time
It's me I the great Alexander. Nah just kidding. I am or was a normal high school student about to do my GCSE but fortunately or unfortunately they got canceled due to the worldwide pandemic known as COVID-19. If you've been living under a rock it's a highly contagious and potentially fatal disease. Due to this in England we had a national lockdown which meant online class, this was dreadful. Anyways it was like any other day just walking to my local Tesco get some groceries and head home to a lonely household. Yup my parents died in a crash when I was six however they left me a hefty inheritance to last my entire life if spent wisely. As I was walking back I encounter a robbery on a defenseless woman. Was I gonna help. Hell no. Not my life not my problem but of course the robber had to run towards me. I get out of the way for him to run past successfully stealing the woman's purse.
Woman: Hey why'd you let him get away
Alex: Is it my life
Woman: No but sti-
Alex: Much appreciated thank you for understanding it's not my life it's yours and if you don't mind I'll be on my way
Woman: Get my bag now or else
Alex: Pfft who the fuck are you to command me
Woman: Someone who can kill you
Alex: Oh really Karen
Woman: *Smirks* (Pushes me into oncoming cars)
Alex: *Panicking* [Not like this I'm not gonna die on my ones] (Grabs the woman with him)
Woman: *Terrified* Let go please
Alex: Nuh uh see you in hell bitch
Back to the present we see our dear protagonist sat in a white room looking more secure than the White House
Alex: Well I think I'm dead
ROB: That you are child
As the random omniscient being comes into view the original white room becomes a void
Alex: Who are you?
ROB: In your universe I'm called GOD
Alex: Hmm
ROB: Come on is that it. No reaction at all. (Pokes Alex's cheek)
Alex: So what happens now
ROB: Well what happens now is that we play Rock Paper Scissors to see if you reincarnate or go to hell
Alex: Simple enough one game correct
ROB: Correctamondus
Alex: Aight 3 2 1 Go (Paper)
ROB: (Rock)
Alex: Well thanks for letting me win
ROB: You knew *Surprised*
Alex: Course I knew your omniscient
ROB: Okay now you have 3 wishes and one perk. I was originally not going to give you a perk but you figured out I let you win
Alex: Thank you but may I please have some time.
ROB: Sure
Approximately 10 minutes later
Alex: Well I have decided my wishes and perks
ROB: Speak
Alex: For my first wish I would like all the assassins creed characters memories however no emotional attachment
ROB: Granted
Alex: For my second wish I would like to have Kenshin Himuras memories
ROB: Ooo very exotic wish. I like it
Alex: And for my last wish I would like observation Haki already maxed out
ROB: Hmm okay but you can only unlock it when you are 8 years old considering that when your a baby you could very well die
Alex: Thanks and for my perk I would like to be born in a family that has the greatest genes to surpass peak human physique
ROB: Very easy
Alex: Also would I be born with my memories *Puppy eyes*
ROB: Maybe but I will also give you perfect control of your body
Alex: Fine
ROB: Well then off you go to MCU
Alex: Wait MC-
And with that a blinding light filled the void once more