"You are?"
Wang Feng looked at the guy who ruined his first fight in front of him. He was young and he was wearing a red insulated tights, with a "~" thunder symbol on his chest, carrying a large brand-name battery-Nanfu, and wearing a red miner's lamp. There is a wire behind the cap. The miner's lamp is connected to the battery. The miner's lamp on the cap emits a faint green light. He should be a hero. However, he only knows S-rank heroes and a small number of ABC heroes. The coquettish guy in front of him is obviously not in his memory. inside.
The guy snortedly read the confession he prepared specially: "On the night of thunder and lightning, I was conceived, holding the thunder in my left hand, and the lightning in my right hand. From then on, I am in charge of the thunder and lightning. I am..."
"Thunder God?" Wang Feng interrupted.
"No, I am the 66th rank B hero-Raiden kid!"
Raiden kid raised his head and chest, trying to make himself look tall and mighty, so that he can accept Wang Feng's worship.
"Oh."
Unfortunately, Wang Feng only has one word.
The thunder and lightning boy looked at Wang Feng sideways: "Hey, do you have anything else to say? For example, you are amazing, you are so handsome, etc."
"Others?" Wang Feng blinked his eyes and pointed to the note in Raiden Boy's palm, "Thank you, please remember the lines next time you play."
"Huh?" The Raiden kid smiled awkwardly: "Ahem, this is the essay I just asked someone to rewrite. I didn't remember it for a while. Sorry, there will be no such mistake next time. Can you take a picture of me? Send the photo to your circle of friends to promote it for me? Excuse me, I have lost a bit of popularity recently..."
"..."
Wang Feng is speechless, he is worthy of being a professional hero, and he has to promote his popularity.
"Okay, you pose."
He has always been very happy to do the little things of giving roses to others and leaving the fragrance in his hands.
"Okay, thank you thank you."
The Thunder Boy bowed to Wang Feng excitedly.
"I will use my trick'Thunder and Lightning Slash' to kill this **** weird in a moment. Please help me to capture the way of my handsome move. Oh, don't shoot the **** scenes. That will affect my Sunshine Boy's personality. Thank you."
He carefully asked Wang Feng to take precautions for taking pictures.
"Uh…"
Have professional heroes been so hard? There is so much attention to taking a picture of a monster killer.
Wang Feng sighed lightly, and took out his phone to turn on the camera function.
Raiden kid raised his electric baton that resembled an eyebrow stick and said, "Sir, please get ready, I'm going to make a move." An electric arc flashed on his electric baton.
"Wait a minute, I have something to say."
The **** weird who twitched on the ground from time to time yelled: "Let me introduce myself..."
"Excuse me, this article does not allow the number of words to be dragged, so please go to death... Thunder and lightning!"
The Raiden kid had a stern expression, sharp eyes, a perfect arc of sneer at the corners of his mouth, his body squatted slightly, the electric baton held high, and the arc flickered fiercely. After holding this position for ten seconds, he raised his head and asked Wang Feng: "Have you been photographed?" "
"OK."
Wang Feng made an ok gesture to indicate that everything is done.
"Okay, now, let me end you...underpants freak!"
Raiden kid finally got real this time, the electric baton in his hand was shining with thunder and lightning. Seeing that, it was definitely high-voltage electric strength.
"Who ends and who is not necessarily!"
"Underpants soar into the sky!"
However, the underpants weird who had been lying on the ground pretending to be a passerby suddenly sneered, and his palm was suddenly clenched into a fist and hooked upward.
boom!
The Thunderboy snorted and staggered backwards two steps. He coughed a few times, then eased his breath, and looked at the underpants weird in surprise: "Ahem, I didn't expect you to recover so quickly."
"Hey, the bigger surprise is behind..."
The weird underpants gave a weird laugh, rushed towards the Thunderboy, and at the same time yelled: "Quick punch in briefs!" His fist screamed, and attacked the Thunderboy.
"Idiot, I can power you once, and I can power you twice, so I dared to rush over and find death."
Thunderbolt kid's eyes flashed with a fine light, and he smiled coldly, clenched the electric baton in his hand, and the "Nanfu" battery behind it was sending electricity to the electric baton at a high speed, "10,000 volts!"
He slammed the electric baton at the underpants weird, the light on it was dazzling, and the arc flickered.
Unexpectedly, the underpants freak did not dodge, and directly grabbed the electric baton with one hand.
"I'm looking for death." A hint of joy flashed in Raiden's eyes.
boom! boom! boom!
A few muffled noises sounded, and Raiden's body was suddenly bent like a cooked lobster, staggering backwards, his eyes widened in shock, and he cried out inconceivably, "How could you be okay?"
"Hey." The **** weird chuckled, "Idiot, which pair of **** have you ever seen conduct electricity? My uncle was just teasing you just now, you actually thought you could kill my uncle?"
"So that's the case." The Raiden kid breathed a few breaths, his body tight: "Since the thunder and lightning are useless to you, then see the truth under your hand!"
He can rush to such a high ranking of the B-rank hero, mainly relying on this sound electric equipment, the actual force is ordinary, I am afraid only the level of a C-rank hero, so after the lightning failure, his combat effectiveness will at least drop by more than half.
"Hey, boxers keep making fists!"
The fists of the underpants weird became faster and faster, and even a ghost appeared in Wang Feng's eyes. After a while, he even saw the shadows of a dozen fists.
The Raiden boy steadily waved his electric baton to block his fists, and fought back and forth with the underpants weird. The scene was once evenly matched.
After a while, the **** weird chuckled and shouted in his heart: "Lore, original panties!" He opened his mouth, and a smell of smelly **** that was so strong that the color was visible instantly wafted out.
Raiden kid accidentally took a bite in, ah~ the rich seafood flavor!
He suddenly became stiff, his face turned red and then purple, and finally turned blue, and he fell straight down, his eyes were dull, his mouth was foaming, auditory hallucinations and hallucinations appeared, and the miner's lamp on his head changed from green light. It turns into a red light, indicating that the battery is insufficient.
This kind of brawny's original underwear is too powerful and cruel at the same time.
"It's over, hero!"
Underpants weird laughed, and the T-shaped (river crab) pants under his feet were automatically rolled up and turned into a sharp awl. He lifted his foot backwards to accumulate energy, preparing to kill the Thunder Boy.
"Hey, have you played enough?"
A faint voice came from behind it.
"Um!?"
The weird man in underwear was startled, he turned his side slightly, and looked at Wang Feng sideways, "Chatter, you haven't run yet, are you scared?"
"Oh, run? This word has never been in my dictionary." (Well, did you mean it when you said this?)
Wang Feng sneered. He slowly took off his white sweater and threw it aside, pinching the brim of the peaked cap with his palms, suddenly lifted the peaked cap and threw it into the sky, pointing to the weird underpants and shouting: "Nice, let us be passionate and passionate. Fight passionately!"
"Huh!? You...you are king!?" The weird underpants took a breath, his eyes widened, his rough face gradually reddened, and his excitement quickly rose.
"king!?"
This name represents a powerful name that makes the Raiden boy who seems to be poisoned sober.
"king, king, king... ah, hoo, ah, hoo, king, you... you... me... me... idols... uh..."
Underpants weird face is full of fanatical worship, that is, excitement and excitement, holding his chest like a heart attack, his face is blushing, and his speech is intermittent, and finally his eyes are turned over, and his excitement is overwhelming to the level of a coma.
"Uh…"
Finally, Wang Feng, who had been passionate about himself, stared blankly at the fainted underpants weird. He was so depressed and dead. What about the **** fight? You were so excited that you worshiped me into a coma? What a shame, bah, we don't have yours.
"what?"
The Raiden kid who barely recovered a bit looked at the dissatisfied Wang Feng and the fainted underpants weird in shock, and muttered to himself: "The king is so powerful, and just because of his momentum, he frightened the opponent. That weird was actually scared and said," I surrendered, my god, is this the strength of the strongest man on the surface? His dissatisfaction is that his strength is too strong and he has no opponents, so he feels empty in his heart? Is this the legendary master loneliness Me and him... the strength difference is tens of thousands of miles, he is really an unattainable peak!"
Hey hello, did you hear me wrong, the weird man in underwear said "my idol", not "I surrender"! Do you think you can listen to others? Also, you wear a hard hat all day to listen to people talk, will it affect your hearing? How are you like this...how did you pass CET-4?
"Hey, don't kill him, send it to the Association Weird Person Prison!"
Underpants Weird is his own fanatic fan at any rate. He is so eager that he can't bear to start with it, not to mention that the other party is still fainted because of his fanatical worship of himself. UU Reading www.uukanshu. com can be regarded as a surrender of weapons, how can you make Wang Feng ashamed to take advantage of it to take advantage of its coma and kill him, simply let the Thunder boy **** it to the Association Weird Prison, it is better than losing his life, as for taking it in? Sorry, he doesn't raise perverts at home, especially the pervert like collecting underwear, even if it is a fan.
After Wang Feng pressed a sentence, he picked up his cap and sweater, and left boringly, ignorant of the messy thoughts in Raiden's heart.
(Through this incident, tell us a profound truth: fanatical pursuit of stars is harmful to physical and mental health, so we must chase stars rationally.)
"By the way, before, King promised to help me promote in the circle of friends!?" The Thunder boy looked at Wang Feng's back figure, remembering that Wang Feng helped to take pictures just now, and he refreshed, "I don't know about the inside of King's circle of friends. Who? The trembling Tornado, Tong Di, etc. among the S-rank heroes? Oh, I'm going to show my face in front of the major S-rank heroes? Will I become a big hit overnight? Become a big hero that millions of people watch? "
Thinking of this, he was suddenly excited.
...
The next day, he rummaged through all the news, none of which was about his being sent by King to Moments, his face was dumbfounded: "Why is there no news?"
At the same time, in Wang Feng's circle of friends, there is a lonely special tweet: this is the 66th Raiden boy of the B-level hero, a good guy.
The photo of Zhang Leiden boy is attached below the special tweet.
However, there are zero replies, zero likes and zero reposts, because Wang Feng himself is the only person in Moments from start to end. You must know that King has no friends at all, and Moments naturally have no friends, so Raiden wants to rely on him to post to Moments overnight. It's so popular, it's just whimsical.
Alas, this is the so-called master loneliness!
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