Kapitel 265: Soul: A pissed Yama.

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Aizen Sosuke just returned from a year-long series of experiments. Sadly it appears that captain Shiba will be unavailable for a very long time as of now.

A smirk adorned his face, there are few sensations that can compare to the one of everything coming together... It is almost... Addicting. He definitely couldn't help but smile, his smile being a little more genuine this time...

But the moment he stepped into Soul society he felt something... strange... He couldn't quite put his finger into it but if he had to describe it it would be... danger...

He almost laughed at such absurd thoughts. Danger? Here? As if. He literally hypnotized everyone in soul society, who could pose a danger to him? a recruit fresh out of the academy? as if, the joke is almost too fucking funny to not laugh.

Well... Maybe if the captain commander wasn't under the effects of his Kyoka Suigetsu he could pose a threat, but he did a very long time ago so everything is pretty clear right now. He admits he isn't a match for the Captain Commander in a straight fight, he is an arrogant manipulator, not a stupid person.

Slowly Aizen walked towards his division, greeting people on the way that were pretty happy to see him. *Sigh* He fucking hates this nonsensical good guy attitude he has to maintain, thank small mercies for Kyoka Suigetsu, if it wasn't for his hypnosis he would probably have murdered some people by now. Yeah, he is normally a very patient man, but everyone has a limit, and he would've long reached his, if he didn't have his precious Kyoka Suigetsu. Okay, no so precious like that, he would discard his [Zanpakutou] in a heartbeat if it means acquiring the other half of the [Hogyoku].

He was slowly approaching his division barracks when a ninja appeared close to him, he long since felt this person but he patiently waited for his arrival, a ninja normally means business.

"Captain Aizen, The Captain-Commander Yamamoto asked for a Captain meeting at your fastest, your presence is required."

"Thank you. I will be there shortly."(Aizen(Evil)).

The ninja nodded and disappeared in a [Shunpo]. Clever things those of the 2nd division, he would love to have his own squad of minions... wait he already has one. Muahahahahahahaha. He may not be able to laugh outside but none of this means that he needs to contain himself on the inside.

He decided to walk at a normal pace towards the meeting, he never expressed any kind of concern with time or punctuality, Kyoka Suigetsu is really useful for those kinds of things. Making someone forget you arrived late is something extremely simple, and is also of the functions he uses the most.

Soon enough he arrived. But the moment he opened the door he saw something was relatively wrong... Very wrong. everyone was looking at him like he is a massive imbecile, and an idiot of the highest caliber, and when even Zaraki Kanpachi looks at you like that, you might as well commit suicide.

Yamamoto seeing Aizen entering the meeting room nodded and said.

"...Good. You arrived just on time. Today is the day we discuss the budgets of each division. Yu arrived perfectly one time to talk about your division."(Yamamoto).

Aizen even with the strange feeling he was feeling in the air decided to be completely shameless about it and nodded.

"Good. I would like a budget increase for my division. We have been the most exemplary-"(Aizen(Evil)).

A laugh interrupted Aizen, the brunet searched for who was the one who started such an obnoxious laugh. He looks towards each of the captains, but each fo of them spotter a terrified face, as if they had just seen a ghost or something completely unbelievable. For some reason, Ukitake and Shunsui were the ones with the most fearful gazes. And when he looked towards Yamamoto he understood why. He was laughing, a booming laugh that increased in raspiness and volume the more it went on.

"...hahahahahhahahahahhaahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA."(Yamamoto).

The temperature in the room started raising to uncomfortable levels, it was almost like everyone inside was experiencing being close to a nearly erupting volcano. Aizen trying to recover some dignity sputtered.

"W-What is the m-mater Captain Commander? Is there something funny?"(Aizen(Evil)).

Everyone looked at Azien with various degrees of pity, as if he did something extremely stupid at this moment. Yamamoto suddenly stopped laughing... A huge pressure engulfed the room, the temperature skyrocketed even more, every one of the integrants of the room bar Yamamoto started sweating enough to become drenched. Yamamoto was nearly exploding at this point.

"YOU FUCKING VERMIN. YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ACT LIKE THIS SEEING WHAT YOU DID. YOU FUCKING ORDERED TONS IN BARBIE DOLLS, ENOUGH PINK PAINT FOR HALF OF THE SOUL SOCIETY, FUCKING TONS LAXATIVE, AND GODDAMIT POISON. WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU THINKING YOU BRAINDEAD MONKEY? MY FUCKING DOG COULD HAVE BEEN A CAPTAIN AND DONE BETTER THAN THIS. No offense Captain Komamura."(Yamamoto).

"None taken Captain Commander, I understand the need for the analogy."(Komamura).

Aizen being the prideful bastard that he is couldn't tolerate this lying down as he should've. Normally he is smarter than this, but all the recent victories principally towards the situation with Captain Shiba made him a little more arrogant than normal.

"I can't fathom why I am being accused of such an absurd thing. I demand fairness-"(Aizen(Evil).

The moment Aizen said that one he knew he fucked up. Shunsui who was silent until now, due to him trying to avoid taking the brunt of Yamamoto's fury decided to give a brief input towards his friend Ukitake.

"...uuu, he just made his situation even worse..."(Shunsui).

Yamamoto who nearly exploding, calmed down instantly. This immediately sent a bunch of alarm bells towards Shunsui and Ukitake, being among the few people who know Yamamoto the best they immediately knew that Aizen just fucked everything beyond belief right now.

Yamamoto for a moment acted like a frail old man, with slightly trembling hands he picked a stack of paper from the inside of his robes. He immediately tossed the stack of papers on Aizen's face, and the previous pressure and hotness returned with a vengeful vengeance.

"YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKING DEMENTED RETARTED PANDA ROLLED UP BASTARD FUCKER MOTHERFUCKER IMBECILE. LOOK AT THIS SHIT *POINTS AT PAPERS AGGRESSIVELY* WHO IS THE RETARDED GIANT IMBECILE SUCKER WHO FUCKIGN SIGNED THIS. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK."(Yamamoto).

Slightly fearfully Aizen scrambled a bit and look at the papers at his foot, and to his immense surprise, it was all signed with...

"Aizen S. ... this..."(Aizen(Evil)).

"AHHHHHH SO THE IMBECILE KNOWS HOW TO READ!!! WHAT A FUCKIGN SURPRISE THIS TURNED OUT TO BE!!! LET'S FUCKIGN CELEBRATE THIS INCREDIBLE FEAT OF QUALIFICATION!!! WITH HOW RETARDED YOU ARE I THOUGHT YOU NEVER GRADUATED FROM THE FUCKING NURSERY YOU DEMENTED FUCKER. I AM EVEN FUCKING SURPRISED YOU KNOW HOW TO FUCKIGN WRITE. BUT IT APPEARS THAT EVERYONE IS SUDDENLY EXTRAQUALIFIED WHEN 'SCREW ME OVER IS ON THE TABLE'. DO I LOOKED LIKE I LIKE TO EB FUCKED OVER. IS THERE A GIANT L ON MY FOREHEAD? OR SOEM GIANT SIGN SAYING IDIOT???"(Yamamoto).

Everyone doesn't know how to answer, everyone just opted for the wisest decision of the day. Staying silent.

"I ASKED A FUCKING QUESTION!!! ANSWER IT!"(Yamamoto).

"NO!"

"GOOD. SO IT APPEARS THAT I AM NOT TOTALLY SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS."(Yamamoto).

"Everyone is dismissed. I want to talk with Captain Aizen. Personally."(Yamamoto).

Everyone quickly scrambled and run away as fast as they could. Shunsui and Ukitake even displayed god-like [Shunpo] speed in this single instant. Only Aizen and a still fuming Yamamoto stayed. Aizen tried to open his mouth to talk or maybe try something...

"Shut up. My ears aren't a fucking dump to handle all the shit you are going to spew from your mouth. Now you will listen, and listen very closely."(Yamamoto).

Aizen just nodded his head, still trying to process exactly what the fuck is happening.

"You pull shit like that once more, and I am going to shove my [Bankai] so up your ass that you will regret having the means to take a shit. Capiche?"(Yamamoto).

"Yes Sir."(Aizen).

"I will handle your whole punishment tomorrow. If I try anything today I might end up killing you, and I am not in the mood to find another captain for the 5th division. Principally now that I need to find one for the 10th."(Yamamoto).

Aizen simply exited the meeting room, his expression dazed and glazed over the events of what recently happening. His brain was still trying to somewhat process what the heck happened. The events were so sudden he didn't even try to use Kyoka Suigetsu, he was simply too stunned to do so.

Almost on automatic his feet brought him towards the 5th Division, sadly he wasn't paying attention to his surrounding, maybe if he was he would have noticed all the changes towards the building around him. But he simply continued walking towards his office, not even sparing a glance towards his surroundings.

The moment he entered his office a primal Rage overtook him, a rage that he has felt few times before. On his first step, he started destroying everything around him in a fit of rage. On his second step, he continued picking up his [Zanpakutou] to help with the task. On the third step, shit happened.

An ocean of pink paint flooded his entire office, painting, and staining everything on infuriating bright pink color. Following the paint came the glitter giving an unnatural twinkle to every humid place and the person inside the office, and considering an ocean of paint just passed trought here there were a lot of those. Following the glitter came an enormous and disproportional quantity of barbie dolls, filling the entire room with their annoying presence.

Aizen.evil.exe stopped working.

Aizen mind simply short-circuited for a time, as if it couldn't simply handle such an absurdity sequence of events. Aizen was honestly completely speechless for a few seconds, before absolute fury overtook him.

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!".(Aizen(Evil)).

On the 3rd seat office.

I couldn't stop laughing at this sequence of events. This is simply pure and unadulterated gold, I also couldn't help but pat myself on the back for remembering to record everything. Now I can literally humiliate Aizen in public as I see fit.

And you know an even funnier thing. The painting is irremovable for at least 30 days, meaning he will have to spend 30 days as a pink monkey. The all-serious plan man will have to spend 30 days as a pink monkey. Let that sink in. No one who has seen Aizen in this state will be able to treat him seriously ever again, it's fucking impossible.

Haaaa, I love myself sometimes.