Kapitel 1: 1 - I was reborn in a cursed world..
Help, help! This one is just too fat!," his mother said, experiencing gut-wrenching pain. "Good heavens, JUST PUSH IT OUT!" His father said. His father was quite unsympathetic, he was in bed at home a few seconds ago. He didn't care about anything anyone said about him.
His mother left out a sigh of relief as the newborn was pushed out from the woman's body. Although she was screaming of excruciating pain a few moments ago, her pain was followed by her laying in bed, almost as if nothing had happened.
As the baby released it's first cry, the mother was in awe looking at the baby and it's exquisite look. The cry broke into a thousand pieces, which then became the cursed energy of the boy. But it didn't. Something didn't go as planned. How sad. As soon as the crying ended, it vanished into thin air. The essence of cursed energy which every newborn should have, where did it go?
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{What happened? Why did this one fail to exist?}
A being's cursed energy is their proof of existence.
{It refused to be ordinary, this one thinks he's special.}
{What a shame. It'll only become weak, paper will deal a hefty amount of damage to this weak soul.}
Even beings such as rats possess cursed energy.
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After careful inspection, the cursed-energy-less baby was found to be a boy. "He is as cute and careless as you, dear!" his mother said jokingly, to his father. "Oh, come on! Leave me alone, for this once!" his father said, showing clear signs of irritation.
The boy seemed to have blue-purplish eyes, with almost pure white as his hair. He had a big and rounded face, very cute, described by his mother. The light was fluctuating, it looked like a hospital from the 1970's or somewhere around that time period.
{SYSTEM ERROR}
As the family of three went into panic, the baby showed signs of curiosity, almost as if it wasn't his first time experiencing such an original and frightening moment.
As fires from the sick-shelter ignited, the whole hospital burnt down to dust and ashes, the family, fortunately, made it out with a few scratches and burns.
As the baby cried, an orb of mystical aura appeared. It seemed like it was floating, somehow. The baby tried many, to get a hold of it.
As he grasped it, he felt a surge of energy sparking inside of him. The baby let out a scream of desperation, as a barrier formed around him and his mother. However, it didn't help his mother as she was already burned by the hellish flame.
The boy hadn't been dealt a single scratch, mark, score, abrasion, nothing. He had, somehow, built a barrier of flames around him, which twisted the entire physics and science of cursed energy. "Our boy has the magic!" his parents said, not knowing he has none of it at all. "Enroll him at Jujutsu Elementary at once!" a person said, right behind, knowing the hospital burned to flames without batting an eye.
(The conversation goes on, as his parents ask the location and price of enrolling there.)
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{How is this happening? I didn't make a single mistake!}
{You've just ruined everything in our world!}
{How dare a God defy his roles and make such a monster! I will report you at once to the higher ups!}
Even gods had higher ups.
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As the day continued, it became 11 Post Meridiem. 12 is primarily the time known for sleeping at this small village. Even though, being a village, it was quite developed.
It was primarily the only job they had to do, to sleep for the purpose of warding off evil demons and spirits, which were known as cursed devils in the city.
As the parent's of the boy tried desperately to make him sleep, it refused to accept the orders of his parent's. He was quite the demoj. They tried singing lullabies, they tried everything.
Eventually, they gave up. One person wide-awake at night meant almost nothing. However, it was still suggested by the village elders to the others in the village.
Whistles, barks, shrieks, hisses were easily heard during the night thanks to owls, wolfs, snakes and a variety of other animals that ran wild through the jungle.
{👍︎♋︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎⍓︎ ♒︎♏︎♋︎❒︎ ◆︎⬧︎✍︎ }
{✋︎ ♌︎♏︎●︎♓︎♏︎❖︎♏︎ ■︎□︎⧫︎📪︎ ●︎♏︎⧫︎🕯︎⬧︎ ♋︎⧫︎⧫︎♋︎♍︎🙵📬︎ }
As loud cries and distorted voices were heard throughout the wilderness, the village went quiet in fear. Even the jungle, mother nature, was full of distress.
As the demons coursed through the village with high speed obliterating everything in their path, they were met with a forcefield, directly stopping them in their paths.
Thankfully, his parents, Ambrose Allen, his father, and Sophia Allen, his mother, had been a few rooms away from the path of the abomination. Because of their child, they survived. The monsters shrieked as they were engulfed in flames, burning, as the child looked at them, in pity and disgust.
Soon after they dissolved, the boy had a weird essence, almost like a ball, floating around him. It almost commanded him, for him to grab it. He couldn't resist the temptations, and eventually caught it, after struggling for a while to get a hold of it.
The baby, could now, go super-sonic speed at ease. He was delighted. Even though he was a child, he retained the memory of his last life.
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Laying at home, he thought of ways he could've lived a better life. His father had been abusive as far as he could remember. He would torture him, not give him food for days, and leave to go to any place, really, to get away from his son.
"Dad, stop! Stop! Dad! Please! I beg you, stop, please," he said to his father. However, there was no response. He raised a petty nerd, and he couldn't bear the shame he brought him. He always wanted a movie star, a gamer, anything other than a nerd.
He was skilled in studying, did his homework on time, and always got perfect grades. He even had a god-complex at one point, but that faded away after being bullied by those who thought of him as a nerd, and teacher's pet. Eventually, he gave up his life. After entering the realm of souls, he asked himself. "What is this place?" He was met with a man in white, he had long, gray hair, and a beard. He appeared to be someone wise, and old. He asked him, "Do you want to live a better life?" He quickly accepted the offer, before being led to a portal opening to a white room. He could, somehow, remember everything from his past life after waking up, in a white and barrel room, from which nobody could see inside. He heard the words, "Help, help! This one is just too fat!"
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