Kapitel 1: Me and Corona- Exclusive Interview(Part- 1)
Welcome readers, to the exclusive interview of 'Me and Corona'. After being begged by my characters (this author has super imaginative skills that she started to have dreams of the characters asking her to do this exclusive interview. In truth NO one asked her.) couch, couch, I mean, asked by them, I am doing this on their behalf.
Me: "Hi corona? How are you doing?"
Corona: "Almost reached five million and still counting"
Me: "Woooo! That's a huge number"
Corona: "So what up Darlene? How is your project going on??"
Me: "As usual. Still struggling! And hardly getting any votes for any of my books!! A max of two votes a day is considered as a big deal for me"
Corona: "Do you need any help? Look at me, how happy I am living. I started in one place. And nonstop I am spreading all over with no cure"
Me: "Please no... stay away from me!!! I am happy with whatever I am getting now"
Corona: "Really! Here I am trying to be good to you. And you are not even considering my opinion"
Me: "No! Thanks! I am good! Stay away from me! Even though it is very tiny now, I am happy with what I have"
Corona: "You need to grow up sometime soon..."
Me: "Bye! Corona... never return!"
Corona: "That's all? Really? I expected more from you! Are you really not going to tell me all your sad stories and lean on me to cry?"
Me: "Nope"
Corona: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Yep"
Corona: "Then why don't you tell me something interesting? Maybe a joke!"
Me: "Joke! Here you go! Joke! Joke! Joke! Happy now? I said 4 Joke to you. Now, come on! chop-chop and never ever come back again"
Corona: "I am hurt! everyone used to be far away from each other. But look now, how everything changed. Here I am trying to help everyone stay together. But no one respects me or thank me"
Me: "But at what cost?"
Corona: "Yes, I am too dangerous. But all the family members are together now, isn't that what is important? They are all happy and I believe family should always stay together every day! Hurray to me"
Me: "Really? what about the people you infected and made them suffer?"
Corona: "Sometimes, a few sacrifices are required to create something valuable"
Me: "I hate you, Corona"
Corona: "But I will always love everyone equally and embrace you all"
Me: "Please stay away from me. I beg you. Leave me alone. Do not come near me."
Corona: "Come on! Darlene, I am not so bad."
Me: "stay away, stay away! someone bring Clorox wipes, sanitizer, hand wash, body wash, disinfectant. Clean this place immediately."
[Sorry, we are out of stock on all these. Please manage somehow. This interview is very important, we cannot miss this golden opportunity as Corona is too busy. Just after hearing your name, she agreed despite being trying to convince her for a long time.]
Corona: "I am really hurt now! I am leaving but beware if you are not careful, then I may haunt you forever"
Me: "Deathly app! take corona with you... Guess, you might like her..."
Corona: "Is he handsome?"
Me: "Why don't you ask him yourself?"
Corona: "Maybe some other time. Right now I am too busy with spreading my wings at all the countries."
Me: "..."
[Me(whispering to the characters of my story: Guys, I really do not know what I need to ask her anymore. Help me out.
Some from behind: "Ask her what is her favorite country?]
Me: "One of my novel characters, wants to know what is your favorite country?"
Corona: "Who asked this question?"
[Derek from My love, my baby stood up from his seat and waved his hand at Corona.]
Corona: "He looks healthy..."
Me: "Sit down, Derek. Hide well. At least give him sanitizer. Corona's eyes touched him. Let him go home and rest for a few days."
Corona: "You are too nervous Darlene. Do not fear, I won't do anything to him yet."
Me: "Derek, you better run now."
Corona: "Ha ha ha.."
Me: "Can you please leave now?"
Corona: "No, I still did not meet your twin characters yet - Aiden and Jayden from 'My love My baby'."
Me: "Noooooo... they are my lead characters. I won't let you meet them. I will protect them with all I have..."
Corona: "Darlene, how naive are you? You can try to prevent me but it is not a hundred percent. So stop wasting your time and let me see the boys."
Me: "No way, if you do not leave now then I will have to call The App from Deathly App."
Corona: "I will meet the App one day and definitely appreciate his efforts. Now let me try to scan for the twins."
Me: (Took an almost over disinfectant spray and splashed it all over Corona...)
Corona: That's it. I am truly angry now...
Me: 'Oh! NO!!!!!!!!'
Corona: After this, I am planning to extend my stay for a few more days. Let us continue our interview once more. I like it!
Me: "!!!! What just happened? Why are we continuing this horrified interview once more? No! NO! Nooooo!!!! I still need to write my stories. I want to stay safe like everyone else or at least like a few people."
Corona: Oh! Come one, Darlene! Cheer up! I am there for you always...
Me: Isn't that the problem? (Looks like she still doesn't know, then no one welcome's her anywhere). Thank you, readers, for your precious time spent on reading this crap!!! You are most welcome!!
Anyways, Thank you for reading this no-sense interview!!! I hope you see you again with Corona once more...
To be continued...
[Background: Next time do not let me interview such a high person. It is really too much pressure for me to take. I am just an unknown author. I do not even know what I should ask tomorrow to Corona!]
On the next exclusive interview!! It is with "The App" from the deathly app that will be broadcasted in a few weeks. Stay tuned and continue enjoying these short interviews or even getting bored and skip this book. But still, always stay safe and stay healthy. From your boring author - ME
AUTORENGEDANKEN 
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