Kapitel 1: Just My Luck
[ Just a heads up for any future readers. Yes my SI/ MC is a little mental at first. He gets better, but do take note that it was done intentionally. Either way, I hope you enjoy the story! ]
Ever wanted to be reborn in your favorite story? I did.
So why is it that I DIDN'T get that luck?!
Nooooooo. I had to wind up in the Marvel Universe where I barely kept up with any of the plot.
Now don't get me wrong; I love Spider-Man, Thor is pretty sexy, and Deadpool will always be my favorite merc with a mouth! But I would rather be in a Harry Potter world and learn magic! Just a little bit safer there than with a universe with literal gods around every corner. . .
So now how did I get here? Like every awesome hero has a backstory, I. . . do not.
I was working the nightshift at my neighborhood 7-11, let me just say it was a nice and quiet, and I decided to cut loose and dance down the isle. BEST. DANCE. EVER. WORST. DANCER. EVER!
I tripped over a stupid cup of noodles. . . Freaking Noodles! And now here I am looking down on my body. Gotta say I do not believe a neck should ever twist that way but hey, I'm dead now and floating away to a bright purple light. Why purple? No idea but it is pleasing to the look at.
<Welcome to the Reincarnated Souls program. How are you today?>
Wait, what? Um. . I am fine? I think? How are you?
<We are well.>
Okay, cool, so I am not a complete moron but did you say reincarnated souls? Like, I'm going to be reincarnated? Or I already have and I failed miserably at it? And honestly, why am I not ape shit crazy right now?
<This will be your first time in our R.S. program. After being reborn a thousand times you are now eligible to try your luck at the Universe Randomizer and be reborn with all current memories.>
And the no going crazy?
<Emotion Suppressor. One of the better inventions we have developed.>
Ah. Understood. Less crazy people, more reincarnatey. So what do I do exactly?
<You spin the Wheel of Mythi. . . Possibilites>
Holy shit, y'all watch Rhett and Link too?! I knew they were awesome!
Just so you know - if you ever fanboy, fangirl, geek out, or any variation of such, you tend to miss some important things. Like how they controlled your emotions by supressing it, or how many times you have been reborn, or even better, how the wheel of so-not-mythicality popped up in the room.
<No comment. Spin the wheel and may the possibilities be in your favor>
Seriously? Well okay then.
I approached the wheel and saw three different rings to it. One outer, one middle, and one inner ring. I guess this will be interesting to say the least. Here goes. . .
Fwoosh. . Click. . Click. . Click. . . .
First Ring - Minor Gamer Ability
Well that's cool, always did enjoy The Gamer.
Second Ring - All Black Symbiote
What? Like Venom? Duuuuuuuude. Wow, just became a frat boy. Gotta be better than that.
Third Ring - Marvel Universe
FUCK FUCK FUCK DUCK SUCK TRUCK PUCK HUNK. . . I'm not exactly a freaking encyclopedia know it all geek about this universe.
<Congratulations! Your reincarnation will begin momentarily. We hope you enjoy your new Life!>
Crap. . .
Wöchentlicher Energiestatus
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