Kapitel 4: Were the fuck did this kid come from?
It was a good day in lust Asmodeus had decided, the succubi were sucking, the incubi were fucking and all was right with the world, so why did he feel like today was going to be a really shitty day for him.
Asmodeus was about to take a bubble bath of the finest equity bath salts expensive incents and candles lining the extravagant dark blue bathroom he slowly sunk into the tub. "Ah~ After a full day of spreading lust and depravity {And maybe just a few S.T.D's} it was time to setback and re...BANG BANG BANG...(Sigh) beat the shit out of whoever is at my front door great."
Asmodeus got out of his bath got dressed and stomped down the hall leaving cracks in his pristine marble floor the banging got louder as he got closer to the door fueling his anger more and more.
As soon as he gets to the door he violently swings it open almost tearing it off the henges. "THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!" He screamed only to find nobody at the door confused he slowly looked left, right, up, and finally down. "The fuck?"
There on his doorstep was what if he didn't feel the massive demonic energy rolling off it would assume was an unnaturally beautiful white-haired human child no older than ten he blinked a few times before rubbing his eyes to make sure what he was seeing was real.
{Nope he's still there, who the fuck leaves a ten-year-old child unattended to in lust} Asmodeus got down on a knee to ask the kid what he was doing there? "Well hello, little one who might you be?" The child said nothing and gave him a letter before running into the house.
Asmodeus walked back in to find him before closing the door and opening the letter his eyes widening as he read it.
and It reads as such.
>Yo sup Asmodeus
It's ya-girl Beelzebub, I'm throwing a kickass rage'er and can't have our kid there the last time he was at one of my parties it turned into a cannibalistic orgy, oh yeah forgot to tell ya we had a kid my bad, on that topic things have been a little hectic in gluttony these days his name is Slaanesh by the way but he prefers to be called Slan, his likes are hard drugs, extravagant food, expensive alcohol, art, music, and anything with breasts and a pussy...including me, I'll be back to get him in a week or two you know after everything heals down there he's ruined me for other men by the way.
P.S Wear a condom next time you're with a girl jackass
Your baby sis Beelzebub.
Asmodeus's right eye started to twitch.
Five Minutes Later Asmodeus's office
Asmodeus was sitting at his desk by his side was his assistant who was sweating bullets as Asmodeus was releasing a large amount of his demonic power. "Get her on the phone, Get her on the phone, I want her ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW!
The phone stopped ringing as Beelzebub answered it with a playful tone a magical screen appeared showing her lounging on a throne with a honeycomb-shaped keg by her side. "Yooo!, Sup Modeus how's it going, my baby's not makin' trouble already is he?" Asmodeus's thoughts at the moment were that Beelzebub had a surprisingly punchable face right now.
The demonic aura around Asmodeus intensified to the point his assistant passed out." you want to tell me why I'm only finding I have a son ten years after the fact!?" His fingers dug into his desk leaving cracks it was breaking more and more by the second as his anger grew
"And why the fuck would you send him here, The capital of lust is no place to send an unattended child?!" It was true the capital was a den of every vice one could imagine, It was so bad that on the rare occasion a succubus got pregnant they would leave to give birth and raise the kid in sloth or envy before returning when the kid turned fourteen for their right of passage.
Beelzebub just sighed tiredly before picking up the keg and chugging it, wiping her mouth with an annoyed look on her face she answered. "To answer your first question I was understandably pissed that you knocked me up, that was two hole mouths I couldn't drink or get high." She said as she glared at Asmodeus his previous anger snuffed out by its heat. " As for why I felt comparable letting him go alone, there is not a thing in lust besides maybe you that could hurt him and definitely nothing that could corrupt him any more than he already is."
{A/N fun fact in the research I did for this chapter I found out that foxes give after only two mouths}
After calming down a bit Asmodeus thought about it and it was true from the list she gave him that stated his likes there was nothing lust could do to him but there was still one problem. " I don't know how to raise a kid and what am I going to do for two weeks?!" {I could barely raise myself! I mean it's me we're talking about the Sin who lives on drugs, alcohol, and cum.}
" You'll figure it out I did." Beelzebub said just looking at him amused before she hung up with a smug smile.
It was on this day that Asmodeus swore off women or at least vaginal. " The fuck I'm I going to do now?!"
Slan Pov
Ok so it's been ten years seen I was reborn here, I don't know how I got here one minute sleeping in my bed then poof Demon Prince in one of my favorite shows and surprisingly it's not that bad.
For one when I was born, I Was given the power set of Slaanesh you know Warhammer 40k god... goddess thing? And my power grew every day without me having to do anything, By the way it's going I estimate I'll have all...{I'm just going to call them an it for now} its full power by the time I'm twenty-five.
two being the son of Beelzebub I wanted for nothing drugs, food, drink, and girls Beelzebub was a terrible mom {good lover tho} but I wasn't complaining moderation was for angels, That being said I was currently sitting In front of my father I really should have guessed It'd be Asmodeus giving my power set but I didn't really care at the time... Well, this is awkward.
Asmodeus was fidgeting not sure what to do, The dude obviously never thought he'd be a father.
Seems I'll have to be the one to break the ice. "So..., I'm going to go make dinner want some?" Having Slaanesh powers meant anything I learned I perfected nearly instantly I am a five-star chef, a skilled doctor, architect, dancer, blacksmith, master hacker, programmer, and so much more.
Asmodeus just looked surprised before nodding still not sure of what to say. {sigh... this is going to be a long few weeks.}
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