Kapitel 539: 538. Is This Hype? (Additional chapter for Alliance Hierarch "xiū lǐn"!)_1

At four in the morning, the medical student Zheng Li still hadn't slept; he had just won the first victory of the New Year, which was a hard-fought battle.

Though dead tired, he still picked up his phone while lying in bed.

Tired he truly was, and browsing his phone he also truly was.

[Man Burns Tongue Performing Reverse Smoking Trick, Sues Cigarette Manufacturer]

[Man Attempts Suicide by Jumping into River, Beats Up Urinating Bystander and Throws Him In]

[New Year's Gala Comedy Skit Sparks Hot Debate, Audience Exclaims It's Hilarious and Creative]

[Man's Swaggering Walk Provokes Three Bystanders into Stabbing Him Seven Times]

["Doomsday" Ends Theatrical Release, Switches to Free Online Streaming]

[Girl Devours a Pound of Garlic, Claims Detection by Search Dogs Will Be Quicker in Event of Earthquake]

[Three Schoolchildren Throw Firecrackers into a Manhole, Triggering a Methane Explosion]

"What the fuck?"