Kapitel 1: Imagine getting reincarnated.
Ah shit.
Ever just slept peacefully in your bed and then one moment a bullet train fell from the sky and killed you? Ye, me neither. Cause a satellite fell on me instead. Quite funny, actually. I just finished watching a hentai about two astronauts doing naughty things at the International Space Station the moment the satellite fell.
Oh, and uh, do you know that astronauts pee by attaching a condom to a hose? It makes peeing in space much easier. And uh, for obvious reasons, there are different condom sizes. And again, for quite obvious reasons, some astronauts would pick the large size, regardless of their little brother's size. And I'm fairly sure most of us know what happens to liquids when in zero gravity. Anyways, NASA decided to rename the sizes to large, gigantic, and humongous. Space Exploration bois.
Anyways, back to me.
Well, at least I didn't die a boring death. I can accept this. And the truck-kun trope is overused as hell it became normal. Although I am quite thankful I died without feeling any pain. I don't know how I didn't feel any, but I'm happy for that.
So uh, now is uh...
I'm just floating,
Or hovering, or flying or whatever. I dunno, I can't see anything.
Is this the Limbo realm?
I'm not the kind of person to believe in supernatural whatevs. I'm an atheist. An asshole one at that. I am also very much a fan of science although I can't understand most parts. I would've taken a science degree if only not because of the numbers so I picked a degree in Philosophy instead.
And I regretted that decision entirely.
But uh, this situation is erm, quite familiar? I am quite sure an expanse of total darkness is what authors use to describe the Limbo realm where the protagonist would get reincarnated by some strange old man with nigh-omnipotent powers.
Now what the fuck is that white orb. It just appeared there. Maybe some wizard spluffed it into existence. Is it just me or that orb is getting bigger. Oh god it's really getting bigger! OH GOD IT'S GIGANTIC NOW! I CAN GUARANTEE IT'S AS BIG AS THE SUN RIGHT NOW!
still not as big as ur mom's fine ass tho.
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In an apartment somewhere in Tokyo...
A little boy around the age of six is sleeping comfortably in his bed, his silky black hair swaying as the wind from the slightly open balcony window blew. Currently wearing a plain white tee-shirt and gray shorts as he cuddled with his neko-maid body pillow. With it alone, it can be discerned that the kid is more cultured than some of us degenerates.
Slowly, his eyes fluttered as they opened, revealing a pair of deep black eyes. I mean, what do you expect? A sharingan?
"Eh?" Came a confused sound.
The kid blinked once. Twice. Thrice. And took a quick look at where he is. A light of understanding shone in his eyes whatever that meant.
"Some motherfucking author decided to reincarnate me."
Currently shocked and confused, his breathing started to hasten. I guess waking up in another body is quite shocking, Well, for him at least. This humble author is already immune to weird things. Dude woke up once and found himself at the roof a random 7/11.
The boy, slowly descending into a mental breakdown, suddenly calmed down. Plot armor at its finest.
"The fuck is this body?" He asked no one in particular. Maybe the kid was just crazy. Perhaps the short descent into mental agony did some damage.
"I'm so small..." He muttered, staring at his small hands.
"Do I look cute?" No.
The kid looked around and saw a mirror on top of a drawer. Taking it, he looked at his reflection in anticipation.
Black eyes, hair, cute cheeks. Slightly pale skin, an innocent face. Innocent outside only btw.
He lifted a hand and touched his cheeks. With a clumsy motion, he pulled. It was soft.
"I'm cute." No.
He heard distant footsteps, slowly getting louder. With a yelp, he jumped towards the bed and covered himself with a blanket. Of course, he's hugging his body pillow. Kid has his priorities straight.
The doorknob clicked and he can see a faint silhouette of a person through the blanket. The person leaned on the door.
"Takeru-chan, time to wake up!" He heard a lady's voice.
With a groan, he removed the blanket and rubbed his eyes. After a second, he turned towards the door and saw Uchiha Madara wearing a pink bikini staring at him with a stern, solid gaze.
On second thought, the kid was just high on depression juice. Anyways, the person is a young woman with long brown hair tied in a ponytail with bangs swept to the left, brown eyes, a well-endowed body and ah fuck, he recognize her. Chabashira Sae.
Contrary to his understanding of her character though, the Sae here is erm... more.... casual? Sae is wearing a red tank top showing a part of her huge "burden" and green shorts showing fairly quite a lot of skin. An apron with heart-patterns hung around her neck, smiling gently as she held a spatula.
"Good morning Aunt Sae." He greeted subconsciously. How? Plot.
Sae smiled at him and said "Go downstairs for breakfast, Takeru-chan.". She then left and went downstairs, leaving the kid.
The boy seemed to be deep in thought. In his mind, a full tsunami of memories surfaced. The body's memories.
Ebisawa Takeru, a 6 years old First-Grade Elementary Student. Parents died while he's 3 years old so his only relative, Sae, his aunt, took him in.
Sae works at a banker in a nearby bank, earning enough money for their monthly expenses. The pay was good too as she managed to save quite the amount on her bank account.
Takeru, after organizing his memories or whatever that is, leaped out of the bed and went downstairs. There was the breakfast at the table, waiting for him. Ooooooh is that coffee?
AUTORENGEDANKEN 
NotShige
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