Kapitel 13: Chapter 13: Akeno is Amazing!
[HONEY-BUNNY WAKE WAKE, I AM LONELY AN-]
Shutting off my alarm, I start my day as usual.
(A/N Unless others react to what Ddraig is saying, assume all his words are inside of Motohama's mind, I will point out in the story when others can hear. If you have seen the anime, then you understand this already. Things like [Boost] are automatically announced without Ddraig saying it, so this is generally always heard.)
"Morning Ddraig, are you doing alright now that my smartphone is around us again?"
[Yeah, no problem with it interfering with me anymore. I believe it was a one time thing.]
"Alright then I am off to train. Oh and is it possible to store my smartphone in the gauntlet when I am not using it?"
[Yes, but when the Boosted Gear is not on your hand, it can't get signals, so there is that to consider. But to protect it in a fight, it's doable.]
"Thanks, there is at least one more tool in the box. Okay I am off to train."
Later that morning I left home to go to school, and now I see my red-tie as a symbol of pride now. That's why Issei always wore red-shirts, it subconsciously made him relax.
President Soto of the Student Council did try to bring up my red-tie one time, but when I pointed to all the girls wearing leg-stockings with different colors and patterns she begrudgingly overlooked my red-tie.
I met up with Issei and Matsuda, and the two bastards had wretched smiles of doing something bad to me all over their faces, so I pulled out my phone.
I put the two morons in my sights and pressed the hypnotize button from red to green. Both friends' eyes went vacant and I asked them.
"Matsuda what did you do to me yesterday?"
"I spread the pictures of you doing the Dogeza to the porn-star while you were passed-out, he-he."
Fuck he is so happy he did it, he actually laughs while hypnotized, sigh.
"Who's idea was it to do this?"
Issei speaks this time.
"It was my brilliant idea, he-he."
I just sigh and then I sentence them to shame with me.
"Alright you two, I am giving you a Programmed Hypnosis Command, when we get to the fountain in the schoolyard you will....."
After telling the two buddies what needed to be done, I deactivated the App, and we walked to school.
[Partner, you're a bit cruel, but I think this will ease my heart, thanks, chuckling.]
The three of us talked about the new movies that are coming out in the theaters soon, and I remembered seeing some of them from my dream.
When I fake-dated Aika Kiryuu, we went and saw some of them for her cosplay research, and in that dream we compared our two Scouter abilities. She had told me I was not too bad like Matsuda, but that bastard Issei was doing well for himself. Yeah I am jealous!
Anyway when we got to the front gates, I saw a new Student Council member standing besides Momo and Yura, and I totally recognized her.
Reya Kusaka, is Sona's second Bishop along with Momo. She has long hair she likes to keep in a loose-braid, but her most noticeable feature is her sleepy-eyes.
She too was in Matsuda's harem in the dream, but I don't see what is so special about her. She is kind and helpful and her body is respectable, but for some reason, I am not into her type?
She, according to the light-novel, was into magic or something with her grandmother when Sona recruited her, but in the story she did not stand out much.
When I waved to Momo, she waved back but had a look of embarrassment on her face as she texted me.
[Momo: Did you see the shameful pictures of you in the chatroom?]
I just sighed and put my phone away and didn't worry about it, I am one of the Perverted Trio so it's normal for me to be perverted. Momo, seeing my face, just started covering her mouth and started giggling.
Of course as the three of us walk in I am getting all kinds of stares and laughs while everyone is looking at their phones, I just put on a smile. While most thought I was proud of my actions, none knew it was for the show to come.
As the three of us were walking around the large fountain in the middle of the courtyard, my two friends Matsuda and Issei's eyes went vacant and Mat stopped to take off his school jacket and shirt, then he was doing muscle builder flexes to show off his arms and chest muscles while yelling.
"Hey ladies, the great and awesome Matsuda Tanaka, am here to show what you can hold every night, OH YEAH!"
Then in a comical fashion, Issei grabs Mat's chest and starts yelling...
"BOOBS, I LOOOOOOVE BOOOOOOBS!"
The two idiots do this for a short while, and when I see students have begun to record, I pressed the button on my Hypnosis App to red from green, and then they slowly came back to their senses.
Mat was mid-flex while both of Issei's hands were on both pecs, I spun Issei's shoulder so he faced me and I yelled.
"DAMMIT ISSEI, I TOLD YOU TO STOP GRABBING BREASTS!"
Slaaaap! My angle, speed, and accuracy was flawless!
I truly put my heart and soul into that resounding slap! For all those Earthlings reading novels of the canon story, and for all the Ddraigs out there that had their prides broken, this slap was for them!
Splash! Oops! My slap was so perfect on the unaware Issei, that he had stumbled back and fell into the large fountain, ha-ha! That's bonus points, right?!
Matsuda, noticing Issei took a dip and his naked upper-half, grabbed his shirt and put it on in confusion, but seeing everyone pointing cameras at them was worrying!
"I am still dreaming, right?! This is not real, wake up my self, wake up!"
Issei wide awake leaps out of the fountain and points yelling at me.
"Why are you slapping me you bastard?!"
The red 5-fingered hand-print on his right cheek was priceless. Yeah, although I am a righty, I slapped with my left for Ddraig.
In case others watch a replay, I play stupid and say.
"What are you saying? I did not slap you, you perverted moron!"
"Bullshit you did not slap me! I watched it in slow motion, you bastard!"
[PHHHT! HA HA HA HA! Oh my heart feels better now, good job partner, oh his look is good!]
The student council President came to us to break up the disturbance, and she lectured us for 5 minutes on proper behavior.
I was scolded for slapping, Mat for indecency, and Issei for molestation. When the video of what happened was shown to the three of us we looked dumbfounded, he-he.
Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak Squeak
The sounds of Issei's wet shoes squeaking on the hall floors really made me laugh inside, but I, like the other three, looked confused. Mat said.
"Hey guys, do you think we are watching too much porn, and it is making us cray cray?"
I said to my best friends.
"Maybe one of the girls we saw naked cursed us or something? Or Issei loves men's boobs now."
"Goddamn you both, I only love women's breasts, not Mat's A-cups!"
I say to Matsuda. If this story is on any-other site than Scribble Hub, then it was stolen without permission!
"Issei's Breast Fetish is worse than I thought, Matsuda. He even said you have A-cups and comparing you to a woman, I am worried!"
Matsuda covered his chest like a girl and said to Issei.
"I think he was smiling when he was groping me in that video! Bro, don't touch me again, I don't swing that way!"
The Trio of us arrived in class and everyone was watching the replay, and somehow, I think my Dogeza video is less bad now, he-he.
Just before class started, Momo stood next to me and whispered.
"Moto, are you alright? Did something make you do that in the schoolyard?"
Smelling her honeysuckle scent and making my heart flutter, I told her.
"Nope, we are just being clowns and getting attention, the Dogeza thing was when I was unconscious and sick for the two days, and my friends set me up with a fake prank, so I definitely did not do that intentionally."
As long as the Sitri peerage believes my lie, I am okay with it. Momo gave me a charming smile and then nodded.
"Good, I will let Sona know you were not under a spell then, and I guess I have to accept my boyfriend is just a pervert, Ufufu. Oh, that's right, Moto don't forget lunch today is with me."
She then sat at her desk, and started to let Sona know what I had told her, in a text.
Matsuda and Issei finally got over their depression when we sneaked into the girls gym lockers for the special VIP room, just three empty lockers that we put fake locks on so the girls wont look.
Today's naked hottie I saw was, Akeno Himejima! Damn, she is hotter in real life than I would have imagined, although I saw her lots at Mats mansion, but never naked.
She is the only regret I have for not hooking up with the Gremory. To think that Riser will get to bang her, sigh, but I can't have every woman like Matsuda, Issei, or the Elf-Kris can I, nope.
I know Akeno could tell we are there, but unlike Koneko from the anime, she did not hurt us,yet. I felt like one of those divers in a shark-tank with a lot of hungry sharks around though. Akeno is very dangerous! Too bad she comes with Rias, sigh.
I spoke too soon! As the girls left, we tried leaving the lockers and to our horror, we were locked in! Yes, that sneaky Akeno used her magic to seal the locks on the three gym-lockers we are hiding in, and normal humans can't break out. This actually is better than punching or zapping us! I give you 9 out of 10 for this punishment Akeno!
Issei says to the two of us in other lockers.
"Crap guys! I think those are not fake locks but real ones, we are screwed if the teacher comes, right?!"
While the two idiots were panicky, I pulled my phone out and texted my fake-girlfriend.
[Motohama: Hey Momo, I am trapped by magic in a locker in the girls gym-changing-room.... Can I get a rescue?]
[Momo: Nope, I am sure you deserved it, lol.]
[Motohama: Please?]
[Momo: Devils don't work for free, so it will cost you, Moto dear.]
[Motohama: What do I have to pay?]
"Oh no! Issei and Motohama, my stomach does not feel so good. My mom made extra-spicy-curry last night, and I think the extra portions were not a good idea! Plus I had eggs for breakfast. I need to get out bad!"
[Momo: _ :) We will hold-hands, and I get to meet your family, there is no negotiation, because my time is important.]
"Fuck Matsuda, you better hold that shit! I am in the middle and Motohama is away from you, but if you burst I won't forgive you!"
[Motohama: Fine, but if I get in trouble the deal is off! Hurry, Matsuda just said his stomach was not feeling good, and I don't want to be here for that, please hurry!!!!]
[Momo: Deal, and hold your breath if I don't make it in time.]
Issei and I can acutely hear Matsuda's tummy rumbling from here and we are sweating!
I see a white-haired angel walk into the gym locker-room and walk to the locker I was in, and she said.
"Can't believe I left my schoolbag in here, hmm, did I hear rumbling? I don't think it's an earthquake?! Oh well, got my things, I need to get back to the Student Council fast, he-he."
Just as Momo left, I was able to open my locker, I then got out and the two boys asked me.
"I can't hold it Motohama, open my locker fast, sniff, it's bad!"
Mat saw hope and Issei cheered.
"Fuck yes! Hurry Motohama, open up the lockers!"
I tried the lockers and as I thought, they are still sealed shut, he-he.
"Your lockers are still jammed, I will grab the fire-axe to pry open the door and hold on!"
So I casually whistled a Final Fantasy song while I left the gym room.
Outside was Momo smiling at me hearing everything. She takes my left hand in hers with a victorious smile, and the two of us leave for an early lunch together, but as we got to the end of the hall, then we heard it.
"GODDAMMIT MATSUDA! Oh I am gonna die, that shit is rank as fuck... Oh my eyes! Fuck its leaking into my locker! Motohama heeeeelp! BLARG!"
I look at the smiling Momo and tell her.
"The price I paid was totally worth it!"
[Partner, I am so happy, I think we are reaching your Radical Catalyst! I think it's tormenting others, ha-ha!]
So I went to eat lunch with my fake-girlfriend and my very happy partner!
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