Fighting boars is a simple task for one that is not lazy... but Xie Shoushan is very lazy no matter who he is reincarnated into.
"Martial Brother! There are too many boars!"
Xie Shoushan's face twisted into comedic shock.
"Soon to be less! You will destroy them all to prove your lack of laziness!"
Chen Xiaowen says, smug smirking many times.
However, Chen Xiaowen plans well enough so Xie Shoushan feels forced and ready to fight all the boars.
"I can fight all of them with one hand tied behind my back."
Politely bowing is the way of Xie Shoushan. He is consistently polite whilst being the strongest.
Angry looking boars surround Xie Shoushan and push him into the greenery.
Xie Shoushan fell into the green bush, green leaves falling on his head. An entire bush then falls on him, he lays motionless....what is happening? The boars get closer.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
In reality Xie Shoushan is taking a nap.
"The greatest apologies, my boar friends. I will fight you now to prove my lack of laziness, and show how much energy I have!"
In a show of how energetic Xie Shoushan is he runs in circles around the boars and jumped, he clapped his hands over his head.
The boars watch, as if he's insane.
Xie Shoushan internally smirks, these boars are weak, and Xie Shoushan knows he can fight them very easy and turn them into dumplings.
Xie Shoushan grabs a branch off of a tree and splits it across a boar. Boar immediately falls to the ground it's eyes become an X.
Xie Shoushan then spares the dead boar a laugh then moves onto the others with ease, grace and always the best manners.
He grabbed the boar by the legs and proceeds to run in circles he throws the boar off a cliff while still turning in circles.
"Dizzy..."
Xie Shoushan is dizzy!!! He looked around trying to figure out where he is but can't seem to find out.
Lush greenery all around...no boars in sight.
"Martial Brother..... I am lost!!!!"
Xie Shoushan cries out in anguish as Chen Xiaowen is nowhere to be seen.
Xie Shoushan would leap for joy if he could at least see another boar, but no.....
He looked up again at the forest.
"Completely lost.... I fell off the same cliff I threw the boar off! How could this be!"
For once, Xie Shoushan has not a inch of an idea how he ended up in this situation.
Will he ever be able to redeem himself?
Hopefully you like this chapter. Just to clear things up Xie Shoushan did not have any other weapon, that is why he used a tree branch. He is very smart and very capable, so he can use all sorts of swords, he understands that tree branches aren't the best way of fighting, but he couldn't see anything else to use. With something like a sword he would have been extremely powerful, but still lazy.
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