Diary Of the Great Lord ME! with some time traveling!

this great lord named Ji Ji, who's me?
I...
am your father!

Luke Skywalker then said 'Nooooo'
While the Chinese said 'Your sister!'

Damn, who cares who I am!

I am supreme!
not soappreme, it's supreme!
hey, don't call me a soup!

while I do like soup, you better stay silent, else this great me will massage you!

no, damn it! your sister!
why are you guys lining up before me! Do you think my massage is cheap?!

what?! you just need to call me soup just to get my massage?!

who say that! damn it!

I'll kill you all!

wait, wait, Master! why are you here!

you want to get my massage? of course, come in!
...

someday after my reincarnation, I found something that allows me to travel through time...

I wonder what shall I use?

even the massage technique that I used on the master, learned from the future!