To my surprise, Matthew agreed with me for once but in all honesty, the only reason I turned down the offer of taking them was all the negative side-effects that it comes with. I haven't even read through all the shit it would do to my body because I was only informed of the one the Admiral and Bartow were taking but from the surface, the old man still felt like the old man so that's that.
Oscar shrugged his shoulders, "Sure, it's your choice too, and doing this is mine. Honestly though, I've been getting random erections and I don't know what to do with it—"
"PFFTT!!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"WHAT?!"
"It's not funny— well, it kinda is but— STOP MAKING THAT FACE!"
"Well, are you hard now?"
"YOU— DON'T FUCKING ASK ME THAT! You know how stupid it is to start wearing tighter underwear to keep them all in! As if my balls dropping down to my knees aren't hard enough—"
"AHHHHH! FUCKING STOP! I CAN'T GET THE IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD!"