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Park Jimin as the goblin king
Kim Taehyung as a Vampire
Jeong Jungkook as Iron-man.
Kim Seokjin as a unicorn
Kim Namjoon as a pirate
Min Yoongi as The grim reaper
Jung Hoseok as The Jester
You as a ladybug.
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Thor stared across the couch from him. This woman was just being unreasonable and her proposed deal was just unacceptable.
His trailed across her form as he contemplated his next move. The woman in the green suit looked like she was sexually frustrated. No kidding, the excessively low-cut front of her suit and breasts that looked like they would spill any moment from now.
If all these didn't scream sexual frustration, then he'll be damned.
Anyway why was she trying to negotiate a deal with him? Where was Tony Stark? That man is never around when you actually need him. He was probably somewhere half across the world masturbating in his Ironman suit.
Thor twirled his hammer in his hand as he thought of the best way to close the deal with lesser casualties.
The green haired woman was a villain hoping to strike a deal with the Avengers. In exchange for joining the team, she wanted to date Tony Stark.
It wasn't that he was against the idea because it would actually make his work easier.
He stares at her and studied her features. She had dark green hair, pouty lips,emerald green eyes under fine brows,three piercings on her left ear and two on the right.
He licked his lips.
"OK, what did you say your name was again? "
"...Twyla... "
"alright, Tony isn't here so you should come back another time "
She looked at Thor and then blew him a kiss as she whispered
"if Tony doesn't agree, I'll take you. You're cute"
Thunder struck the building as she walked out and Thor stared at the closed door for another half a minute.
He regained his composure as Tony walked in. Great, he decides to show up right after she left. Was he playing some sort of hide-and-seek game with her?
He rushed to him clutching his iron fist.
"there's a crisis.... A major crisis Tony, you wouldn't believe..... "
"Twyla? "
"you know her?
He raised a brow as if he wanted to say something along the lines of, are you kidding me? But he most likely refrained from it as he stared at the god of Thunder.
Just then Black Widow walked in with Hulk and Hawkeye. Something fishy was going on between those two. Loki didn't hesitate to join the fun as his mischievous self would cease any opportunity to use his skills.
He greeted Thor with an eye roll and shook his head as he whispered something into Hulk's ear. The two green men walked out of the room leaving behind a group of stunned avengers.
Minutes later, Hulk returned alone and Thor was dying to ask where Loki had gone but he decided to let the god of mischief play his old tricks.
"Ah great!!!!! All of you are finally here "
Everyone turned to the voice only to be greeted by the face of Twyla.
How had she gotten in there without anyone noticing?
"Save yourself the pondering my handsome man , my superpower is invisibility".
Thor's jaw dropped as he stared at Twyla
"oh and close your mouth, we don't any flies feasting in there"
The room erupted in laughs as Thor realized that she had plainly humiliated him.
He glared at her but she only rolled her eyes. The woman was not afraid of a thing.
Thor wondered if he should just smite her.....
The negotiations between Twyla and Tony were kept secret as everyone was asked to move out.
30 minutes of silence was followed with Twyla walking out with a grin.
She smiled as her fingers touched Thor's cheek briefly.
Thor frowned as everyone rushed into the room to find Tony with a tumbler of whiskey.
He glared at everyone except Thor and tried not to laugh.
Everyone's eyes went round as they tried to bottle their laughter.
Too late as Thor realized that the joke was on him.
"Tony, don't make me do this... "
"Too late Thor... Twyla agreed to date you"
The laughter tgeudebeen trying desperately to keep in filled the room. Thor turned towards Hulk who was laughing the most.
"Loki.... Stop messaging around, I know that's you"
Hulk rolled his eyes at Thor as he proceeded to transform back into Loki. He handed Thor a card
"it's a reservation for dinner tomorrow night..... WITH TWYLA, have fun brother.... ", he whispered stretching the name of his super villain date.