Kapitel 1: So I'm A Therapist At Arkham Now Fuck My Life....
( A/N let another Mc know pain)
''Damn it why can't I catch a fucking break all I do is work work work now in days the only fun part of my life is reading webnovels and scrolling through public domain.... jesus christ the best part of my life is reading god damn webnovels *sigh* I need a life''
After I said that a survey popped up on my laptop and as it did I clicked on it and it asked me a few questions
1. If you had the chance to become anyone who would you be
2. If you could be in any world where would you like to go
3. Are there any worlds you would like not to even be near in any way
4. How many memories would you like to keep
5. Would you like to completely merge with the memories of you and the body that you will take over or do you just want to watch their memories like a movie
After I read that I could not help but think 'Fucking finally I have been waiting for this moment for so goddamn long now then let's fill this shit so I can transmigrate already'
1. Blackout aka Basil Brusilof i like his powers but please let me keep my dick also make it so people can't fuck with my soul or mind
2. jojo right after part seven i like the story
3. dc it's fucking dc the amount of bullshit happening there is insane not to mention the endless are there so fuck no even though death is hot goth girl no just no
4. all of them in fact let me remember everything about my past life when I say everything I mean everything and for me not to forget anything
5. I want to watch his memories like a movie but please give me all of his bullshit comic science i need it
After I finished typing that out I leaned back on my chair and closed my eyes before saying ''Now that that is done I can relax in jojo's and live a fun yet peaceful life and before you ask no i'm not going to try and fight wonder of u I don't have a death wish
After I said those last words I started to see a planet coming closer and closer into view of me and I saw the body that I would be in not before I heard something terrifying ''You know what I am in a bad mood so i'm throwing you into dc have fun Basil Brusilof''
Once I heard that I hoped that I heard wrong but when I came into the body and I started watching his memories I heard a single name Batman and after that I knew I was doomed and even more so when I saw the place this bastard signed up to work at
''Why the fuck did he decide to work at fucking Arkham Asylum as a goddamn therapist.... I- i'm going to fucking die young no... no... no... I won't i'll live plus even if I die i'll just see a very hot goth chick on the other side
''Now then how many days till I have to start working there hmm.... so I got about 3 days before I start working there thank god I asked for his bullshit comic science knowledge if not I would be fucked now then since I watched his memories instead of being mine fused with them''
I let out a sigh before I started to think how I could start to comprehend his knowledge of the human mind better before I got an idea ''That's it I can make some drugs that increase thinking speed i'm in a lab right now so I can make that work right?''
After i said that I spent an entire day making those drugs and after that I spent half of my second day perfecting it and once that was done I used it on myself as I spent the rest of my time looking through all this guy's knowledge and to fill in gaps in it I read tons of books online and offline till I only had 2 hours left till i had to work
''Ughh finally i'm done with all this bullshit time to take a shower and after that relax'' as I got up and went to my shower I stopped to look at myself in the mirror and I could not help but sigh
''Why the fuck did I forget his entire body is black in fact it's probably blacker than black noir's suit in the comics of course but good for me that I have already called them and told them about the accident don't worry folks at home
I just told them that I had a freak accident with chemicals and a bomb that I thought was fake but was actually real''
after saying that I got undressed and took a 25 to 34 minute shower and after that I got dressed in a good enough suit and I sat there watching tv for about 1 hour and after that one hour was up I headed straight to
Arkham after I arrived and went through all proper procedures I headed inside and I came into the office of the person who would be telling me what rules to follow so I don't get kicked out or put into here and he started to tell me the rules
( A/N I forgot to say he looks like comics black noir normally but right now he looks like soul eater dr franken stein yes that's how you spell it the more you know)
''Okay now listen very closely to the rules i'll only say them once rule number 1 no trying to release the inmates 2 no relationships with the inmates 3 no trying to kill joker 4 no killing joke 5 no killing joker 6 no clown porn you will be fired on sight if we find any 7 no trying to fuck inmates 8 no talking back to Batman''
After he said that he looked me in the eyes and said ''Any questions because I know you have at least one'' once he said that I asked him ''Why is no clown porn a rule like I don't see a reason why it would be one''
He just looks at me with a smile and says ''You will understand when you meet one of your patients also I advise you to be careful with them can't lose 2 in one week now can we anyway your dismissed oh and here is your clipboard and a box of cigars goodbye''
After he said that he just shoved me out of his room and into the hallways ''*Sigh* at least he gave me a sticky note so it can show me where to go and let's see who my patient for today is well I got a long day ahead of me for sure''
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( A/N Cliff hanger kun strikes again also yes he made a skin suit bite me anyway I felt a bit bad for not writing as much so here is a novel to keep yourself entertained while I get around to writing another chapter)
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