Kapitel 329: Chapter 329
Thunderbolt:
Morax: ...
Dendro Archon:
Furina:
Neuvillette: '?'
Odin: 'What's going on, everyone? Is there something wrong with what I just said?'
Furina: 'Well... it's not that I think there's a problem, it's just that you just joined the group chat and took the lead in beating your own compatriots. It feels very... tame.'
Odin: 'Ahem, this lord of water, you can't say that. I'm helping them as well as us. It's their blessing to join our Teyvat family, don't you think so, my friend Barbatos?'
Barbatos: 'Ahem, hehe, yes, yes, Mr. Odin and I didn't know each other before we fought. The moment we fought, I knew that Mr. Odin and I would become good friends.'
'Odin is my friend, Barbatos, and Olympus is Odin's friend. That means they are my friends, and I am everyone's friend.'
'And so, the gods of Olympus are also our friends.'
'Helping them correct their evil ways is an immeasurable contribution. No, we are doing it for their own good.'
'You are right.'
Vader: 'You're right, I, Vader, support you wholeheartedly.'
Surtr: 'Me too.'
Furina: 'Senior God of Wind, you truly have a way of turning black into white.'
Morax: 'Ahem, cough, cough, as crude as it may sound, this time I have to admit that what Barbatos said is correct.'
Dendro Archon: 'Pfft! He is indeed an alcoholic poet, speaking nonsense.'
Neuvillette: 'From a legal standpoint, God of Wind is indeed talking nonsense, but from another perspective... there's nothing more to say.'
Odin: 'You truly are my best friend. Later, I will dig out my treasured wine, and we shall have a few glasses of it.'
Venti: 'Wine! Divine wine, no less! Oops, Mr. Odin, you are too kind. I'm so sorry. You are hundreds of thousands of years old, and I am only a few thousand years old. Don't call me Barbatos; I've lived many lifetimes. Well, from now on, you can call me Venti or Little Brother.'
Furina: 'Tsk, tsk, tsk... He really is the well-known drunkard among us gods. His mouth waters at the mention of wine.'
Morax: 'Barbatos, you don't have to do this.'
Odin: 'So Venti is also a lover of good wine? We share similar interests, then. You can take half of my wine stock. Don't be shy, my friend.'
Venti: 'Oh! Old man, you are my big brother!'
Odin: 'Although you are younger than me, you are stronger. Let's do this—we shall become sworn brothers. From now on, I will share half of everything I have with you.'
Venti: 'Oh, this is so embarrassing, Brother Odin. The nights are long, and the dreams are many, so let's swear an oath to heaven.'
Venti and Odin: 'By God, Venti and Odin are sworn brothers... blah blah blah...'
This left Takumi, who was playing with Ophis, speechless.
These two gods are true living treasures.
Although it seemed like a joke, there was a bigger secret hidden within. Odin and Venti becoming sworn friends meant that Odin would lose half of his 'wealth.' However, all the gods knew him, and he established a strong relationship with them instantly.
Venti gained half of the other's 'wealth,' and all he had to do was play the peacemaker, allowing Odin to quickly integrate into the circle of the 'Lord Gods.'
A god who has lived for hundreds of thousands of years is full of cunning plans.
Morax: '...As expected of you, Barbatos.'
Furina: 'Oh, it's so annoying!'
Dendro Archon: 'Only Barbatos could pull something like this off.'
Raiden Shogun: 'Indeed, ordinary gods couldn't manage it.'
The Traveler: 'I can't even get angry anymore.'
Azhdaha: 'What's that supposed to mean?'
Villette: 'Gods are so complicated, even more complicated than humans.'
Apart from those with well-developed muscles and simple minds, all the main gods could see what kind of benefits Barbatos had gained. Yet, there was nothing they could do about it.
Barbatos: 'Brother Odin!'
Odin: 'Brother Venti!'
At this point, even Vader and Surtr were panicking.
However, the entire Nordic pantheon knew that Odin was a shameless old man, so they weren't too embarrassed.
Furina: 'That's enough, you two. I'm getting goosebumps.'
Furina: 'Let's get back on topic. Are our colleagues here to help?'
Morax: 'The Underworld is no longer an issue, so I'll come for a visit. After all, I am one of the original four gods, but it's best if I can convince them.'
Odin: 'Don't worry, everyone. As long as we can convince the four original gods, the Greek pantheon will be dealt with. I have a 50% chance of convincing them. If more than six main gods go this time, I am 100% sure.'
Furina: 'Isn't that just using absolute force to intimidate them?'
Morax: 'Although it is simple, it is the most direct and effective method, Ms. Furina.'
Barbatos: 'Six? That's too simple. Isn't there a Supreme God who is already suppressing the world of Olympus? It's a certainty.'
Odin: 'Then let's not waste any time and go directly.'
At the same time, in other 'chat groups,' the quasi-god level and above members of the two major divine systems that had been conquered all joined the 'group.' The chats between members were lively, and they quickly caught the enthusiasm, instantly allowing new members to blend in.
At this moment, some members of the 'group' were broadcasting live.
Hu Tao: 'Look, everyone, these evil demons called the 'Disaster Group' have all been wiped out by us.'
'We are in the 'Underworld,' the world where demons live, like Lucifer and Satan, as well as the seventy-two pillars of demons.'
'Friends from parallel Earths, please follow my steps to see what Hu Tao has to offer.'
The quasi-gods from many Earths, as far away as Teyvat, were talking excitedly.
'Oh, that's the devil! What an exaggerated scale of war!'
'As expected of Ms. Hu Tao, she's amazing!'
'Floating mountains! So incredible!'
'Be careful, Ms. Hu Tao.'
Gabriel: 'Broadcasting live from the Underworld? That sounds like so much fun! I want to start a live broadcast too!'
Rias: 'It's so interesting. Can people in other worlds also see it?'
Azazel: 'It's truly incredible. The function of live broadcasting opened my eyes. If the God of the Bible had come up with this, would I have needed to fall?'
Brünnhilde: 'Azazel? Governor of the Fallen Angels, I didn't expect you to be here too.'
Azazel: 'Hey, isn't this the Valkyrie Captain of Asgard? It seems that Northern Europe has joined too. That was quick.'
'Which pantheon will join next?'
'Let me guess, will it be Heaven, Takamagahara, or the Thirty-Three Heavens?'
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