Kapitel 13: Discipline Your Pets
"We'll reach Konoha in 10 minutes," Kakashi said to Team 7, who was walking behind him.
They had been walking for four hours straight after crossing the Sea of Whirlpools, which, to be honest, didn't really deserve its name as there were no whirlpools there. Konoha just named it that to show the world how much they loved the Uzumaki after they literally sold them out.
"What a pathetic clan the Uzumaki were," Naruto, who was walking behind all three of them, thought after hearing Kakashi. The distance between Konoha and the former Uzumaki village, Uzushiogakure, was just this much, yet they claimed they weren't able to make it in time, which was a ton of bullshit.
Well, he couldn't really just blame Konoha for it since the Uzumaki clan was the reason for its own destruction. They gave the seals to make someone a jinchuriki to everyone else for free, which that idiot Hashirama asked them for after marrying Mito.
Who in their right mind does something like that? Hashirama himself was an idiot, and his village was bound to be like him, but still, the Uzumaki clan trusted them.
When tailed beasts were being handed out like candies by Hashirama, the Uzumaki clan didn't even question him when he didn't give them a single tailed beast.
According to Naruto, they deserved to die. And by the way, if the Uzumaki clan hadn't been destroyed, Naruto would have killed every last one of them himself since his main strength isn't ninjutsu or taijutsu but fuinjutsu, or seals.
You can see how good he is with seals by the fact that he was able to make something like the Heaven Devouring Seal. When it comes to things like this, Naruto won't really let anyone else use seals and reach his level in them.
Seals are too broken to let others, such as the Uzumakis with innate talent in them, also practice them.
Soon, Team 7 and Kakashi reached Konoha. As soon as they entered, Sakura yawned and said, "Sensei, I would like to return to my home and rest for today," in a very tired tone.
"What does she think of me?" Kakashi thought in an annoyed tone, as if this girl were asking like Kakashi was some sort of monster who would make tired 12-year-old kids train as soon as they came back from a mission.
"All three of you can go home and take a rest for the day." As soon as Kakashi said this, both Sasuke and Sakura disappeared in just one second.
Meanwhile, Naruto, with his "I don't give a fuck" face, just walked away normally to his house.
"I wasted so much time," Naruto thought as he entered his house and took out a scroll from the drawer along with a brush and ink.
Unlike Sakura and Sasuke, Naruto wasn't really tired even after walking from the Land of Waves to Konoha, since his body had become stronger and faster due to his training in the last two weeks, and his stamina had increased a lot.
Back to Naruto, he just opened the scroll, which was filled with many details about his theories on ninjutsu and fuinjutsu and some details about things he was interested in.
"Hyuga clan....." Naruto thought calmly as he drew the Hyuga clan's symbol and Byakugan on the scroll.
"I guess it's time for me to get serious," Naruto thought before putting the scroll back into the drawer, thinking, "Hmm..... Let's see, there might still be around a month and a half before Hiruzen will be killed."
Well, you can say that Naruto knows Orochimaru will attack Konoha and kill Hiruzen since in his past life he was there eating popcorn while watching Orochimaru and Hiruzen were fighting.
It was also when he captured both of them, starved Hiruzen to death, and tortured Orochimaru to no end for years until chaining him up and throwing him in lava made of Amaterasu.
After that, he went on to literally break Konoha into pieces by doing a shit ton of manipulations.
To give you a rough estimate, Konoha, arguably the strongest hidden village, became the most unstable and without any working hierarchy in just two months due to his manupilations and tricks before getting completely flattened by a 13-year-old Naruto.
"Destroying this pathetic village once again is going to be so much fun," Naruto thought as he lay down on his bed with psychopathic eyes. His true nature was already showing itself. Up till now, you could say he was in his most sane and less cunning version.
Growl
"Maybe I should go and get some ramen," Naruto thought as he heard his stomach growl. To be honest, he found it really annoying to eat food from time to time since in his past life after becoming a sage, he didn't really need to eat or drink anything.
....
Meanwhile, in the Hokage's office, one could see many chunin and jonin standing in front of Hiruzen, who was shamelessly smoking his pipe.
"Seeing whom I invited, you may be able to guess," Hiruzen said as he smoked his pipe once again before continuing. "Some of you may already know, but to make it clear once more, the chunin exams will be held in Konoha in seven days."
"You may begin, Kakashi," Hiruzen said while looking at Kakashi and signaling him to start first.
"Team 7, led by Hatake Kakashi, consists of Uzumaki Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, and Haruno Sakura. I vow on the honor of my clan, the Hatake," Kakashi started as he made a vowing posture before continuing, "that all three of them are ready to take the chunin exams."
Soon both Kurenai and Asuma also started copying whatever Kakashi said because why not copy from the Copy Ninja himself?
"Lord Hokage! Please allow me to speak," Iruka, who was standing among the genin instructors, said in a loud voice.
"Yes, Iruka," Hiruzen said while looking at Iruka along with everyone else in the room.
"Forgive me if I overstep my boundaries, but all of the nine students mentioned right now were my students in the academy. From what I remember about them, none of them are ready to take the chunin exams."
"Iruka, to be honest, it is none of your business. They are not your students anymore; they are shinobi under my command," Kakashi said in an annoyed tone, making Iruka fall silent.
....
"Is that the walking advertisement for retroactive birth control?" Naruto, who was walking to the ramen shop, thought in his mind as he saw Konohamaru being lifted by his collar by a pig-like bastard with blonde hair standing next to him.
"Do I know these two?" Naruto thought as he continued walking toward the ramen shop. He didn't know why, but he felt like he had seen these two somewhere in his past life.
"They must be fodders if I don't remember them," he thought. It was kind of true since Naruto had this habit of forgetting weak people rather quickly.
It was just like trying to remember what you ate for breakfast in the evening but failing to recall it, or like crushing an ant and forgetting about it some minutes later.
"B-Big brother Naruto! Help me!" Konohamaru, who saw Naruto, yelled at him. Even though Konohamaru got insulted by Naruto so hard last time that it took him a week to even understand what Naruto meant, But he still asked for his help.
But Naruto just ignored him with that don't-give-a-fuck face and continued to walk.
"N-Naruto!" Konohamaru said in a depressed tone.
"Kid, do you really think that midget can save you? He is probably scared of me," Kankuro said to Konohamaru and was about to punch him, but Naruto appeared behind him and kicked his balls with his leg, making Kankuro fall to the ground in pain.
Mind you, Naruto's kick is equivalent to 3-4 kicks in our world since his body is stronger because of training and is also naturally super strong.
"Y-" Temari was about to say something but got her neck choked by Naruto in just a second before Naruto said, "What did you call me?" as he started to crush Kankuro's balls with his leg.
"Kankuro! Temari! You both are a disgrace to our village!" Suddenly Naruto heard a voice from above him. On a tree, he saw a red-haired boy.
"Ah! This one-punch fodder," Naruto thought as soon as he saw Gaara. You could say he had some impression of Gaara since Naruto manipulated him to destroy the Land of Wind and go berserk. But when Gaara tried to defy Naruto, all it took was one punch from Naruto to obliterate the shit out of Gaara.
Naruto was even called the One Punch Man by some, which he didn't seem to give a fuck about.
"Sorry about my friends," Gaara said to Naruto as he appeared on the ground from the tree.
"You should discipline your pets, or they will get their teeth destroyed one day," Naruto said as he threw Temari to the ground, who took a deep breath very quickly.
Saying this, Naruto just ignored them once again and started to walk to the ramen shop. He honestly didn't give a fuck about anyone, especially fodders who got obliterated with just one punch and whose names he didn't even remember.
On the other hand, Gaara and his two pet—cough, I mean friends—also disappeared, leaving the crying Konohamaru, who ran away like the little bitch he was.
"One bowl of ramen, please," Naruto said to the ramen guy as he reached the ramen shop and sat on a chair before he heard two voices yelling, "YOUTH!"
"Four bowls of ramen, please!" Might Guy said as he was followed by Rock Lee, Tenten, and Neji Hyuga.
"Neji Hyuga..." Naruto thought as soon as he saw Neji, or more precisely, Neji's Byakugan. Naruto's eyes once again turned demonic-looking like last time, but this time, his eyes were even more demonic than before.
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