Hooooyyy fucking system, why does the ability to tea making skill not count as a skill apart from cooking?
[ I'm sorry, but I can't answer that question ]
The old bastard talked to me for a full hour without a break, theorizing about what kind of mood I should be in when making tea.
If it's raining, I should sing a happy song while making tea because it would warm my young lady up. Bullshit!
At first I thought I could impress the old butler with my 31 lvl cooking skills and he would never feel the need to teach me again, but now I realized that even if I could make the best tea in the world, it wouldn't be enough in his eyes.
Because what he believed in were not real skills, but just absurd myths.
As I walked angrily towards the tent where my parents were, I felt someone grab my shoulder and I turned around, showing my gangster face.
"You despicable butler, h..h..ho.how dare you look at me with that face. I am your honorable lord."
My anger rose to new heights when I saw the idiot girl praising herself while pointing her finger at me. But as a gentleman, I kept my teeth together and answered, trying to be as calm as I could.
"Whatsup."
"Ha ha ha ha. It seems you still haven't learned your manners, I'll forgive your mistake this time"
"So why are you searching me?"
"I'll give you some advice, you lowly peasant. Be thankful."
I tried to force a smile, but the way she was talking was getting on my nerves so much that I thought I could shoot a fireball at her face any second.
"why are you giving me advice"
"To know how to move when you go to my family."
Well, looks like I'll have to deal with Shizune for a while.
"Normally, we have a contest to choose a personal butler from the side families of our family, but since I'm not an ordinary character like my older brothers or big sister, I broke all the rules and chose you."
I saw Shizune smile, lifting one side of her mouth, and then throw her hair up in the air and not move for a while. I wonder if she's waiting for me to thank her or something.
"As expected of my young lady. And..."
For only 0.1 seconds, a few lines appeared on Shizune's face and then she started talking like nothing happened.
" 1- The personal butler must be at least 30 years older than the master
2 - Personal butler must be a master of manners
3 - Personal butler must be at least a two-star swordsman or a wizard
4 - The personal butler and his master must be of the same gender"
"Do you have permission to break the rules"
" Of course not "
"I hope you are planning a gender transition"
The idiot girl takes a while to realize what I'm talking about, but once she realizes what I'm talking about, she laughs and the talking continues.
"If someone should ever have a gender change, it would definitely be you. Besides, you don't have to worry. I see your swordsmanship is excellent. You'll probably become a two-star swordsman in the near future."
"What difference does it make?"
"The second most talented person in the family after my father is Alphenzo, who you've already met."
"And?"
"When Alphenzo became a two-star swordsman, he was 8 years old"
"It sounds really strong"
"The only reason he looks so strong is because he's actually strong. Right now Alphenzo is a 3-star swordsman, and even among other swordsmen of his level, he's still quite strong."
How powerful is a 3-star swordsmanship?
[The path of swordsmanship is long and complex, just like the path of magic. If you upgrade your 3-star swordsmanship technique until you reach lvl 50, you will become a 3-star swordsman.
Or if you upgrade your 6-star technique - THE INVISIBLE SWORDSMANSHIP OF THE SWORD EMPEROR - until lvl 20, you will become a 3-star swordsman]
What if I want to become a 2-star swordsman? What level do I need to do the invisible swordsmanship of the sword emperor technique?
[ 12 lvl is sufficient ]
I think I can do this.
"Are you listening to me, you stupid peasant?"
I want to put hot pepper in that girl's tongue...
"Ahem, of course I'm listening, my lady."
"Ohhh good answer. You're a fast learner, I like it"
I should make a plan to escape to the country with my family, just to play safe. This girl is seriously crazy. If she really wants me to have a gender change, I need a plan to escape quickly.
"As I just said. I can convince the rest of the family to watch you for a while. But I'll tell you first, they'll only wait for you until I'm 7 years old. You have to impress them in the meanwhile."
Tch, all I have to do is show some talent. It'll be easy to impress them... Worst case scenario, I'll wear a female maid outfit and show off the cuteness of my new body *slap* Come to yourself, Yuto! You're a MAN! Your body's cuteness doesn't change that fact!
"What if I fail?"
Shizune, surprised to see me slap myself, took a few steps back in fear, and then answered my question.
" There shouldn't be a problem for you, since you can already use a sword to this level at the age of four. If there is a problem I'll probably have to find another butler to take your place. Or maybe... I really need to change your gender, actually, come to think of it, with the way you look now, you might as well just wear a skirt ehehe"
I think the fastest and safest way to get out of the country would be to teleport back to the border town of Daimpiercot with my family. After that it's just a long walk.
[Your teleport ability only works on you. You can only carry small objects that take up less space than you. ]
Then I put my family in my storage space and then teleport myself
[Your storage space is not balanced enough to keep people in it]
[I recommend you take a look at your storage space as soon as possible]
Fucking Garbage system
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"This was the third blood rain today"
"Tsss, we can count that much"
"This was the last prophecy that had to happen"
"That's right, soon we will celebrate the birth of the king."
"how about a big bloodbath to celebrate the rebirth of our Lord"
"Tssss Don't be stupid kordcik, I don't expect much from a monkey like you, but at least you can understand why we have to hide the rebirth of the demon lord"
"Why hide something like this? I think we should tell all of humanity to fear."
"Shut up, all three of you"
"Yes, Diablo-sama"
"You are forbidden to speak of the rebirth of the demon lord. Now go and mingle in the human kingdoms to find out where our lord was born."
A handsome man with black hair and black eyes, dressed in a black suit like those of an aristocratic family, pointed his finger at the 12 demon generals in the room and ordered each of them one by one each to go to one kingdom.
"Zenia, you'll be in responsible to search the kingdom of Dastia."
A little girl with one blue eye and one red eye, some of her hair painted blue, some red and some white, scratched the two devil horns on her head and smiled as she continued to sit on the conference table. When she smiled, she showed her teeth, two of which were longer and sharper than the others.
"Hay haaay, you can trust me. Hehahehehahe"
When the handsome tall man saw the cute little girl sitting at the table, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath without continuing the speech.
"If your true identity is found out, don't even think for a second and run back."