I can't belive it That's the MKI Ironman suit, but why isn't he moving? Well guess it's hero time, I run up to him but still no response, knocking on his metal head I try to wake him believing him to be unconscious. Honestly I am surprised it is intact, well time to get him out so he doesn't bake in there. Mmmm bakein(bacon) lol. I just rip the armor off forgetting I have claws due to excitement of meeting? Stark. He doesn't look injured so even if I shouldn't move him I will just carry him and continue walking. I proceed to put him on my shoulder but then have a wonderful idea.....hehe he.
-Tony POV and Flashback-
"Don't waste it. Don't waste your life." Yensen said with his dying breath.
"Damn it, Yensen!" " I promise." Those words are I hear as I make my way thru the terrorists. As I burn the stockpile of my stolen ( I hope) weapons and proceed to use my jump jets to escape they go off the resulting explosion propells me faster in the air and all I think it 'This is more G's then I expec...' and I black out.
"Ugh my head"
"OH you're finally awake!"
"Yes disembodied voice I.... wait voice?"
"Yes body?" I hear with a laugh after it as my eyes are adjusting to the light I see the sun bobbing in the sky, bobbing? Ah I am being carried by a girl? A naked girl carring me in a princess carry, so hallucinations then got it.
"Hey!" I realize she was talking to me.
"Hey, two questions possible hallucinations. First why princess carry and second where are your clothes?"
"You sure you don't want to ask: who are you? Where are we? What are you planning to do to me?"
"I'm sure" I say and think this kids weird.
"Darn.... well fine I don't have clothes and because you are a princess obviously!"
"No. I am a prince."
"Yes! You are a princess!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No" I say with finality.
"Hmph* Fine" She says and drops me.
"Ow! Hey I'm injured!" I say in response
"HI injured, I am Laura!" The still naked girl replies
"Haha very funny" I say as I take off the shirt wrapping my head and hand it to her "Take this"
She looks a bit surprised and says thanks but mumbles something about to dangerous to go alone? Ah LoZ reference heh.
"So where are we heading?" I ask her now that she's mostly covered.
"I don't know. That direction?" She says and I just sigh.
-End Stark POV-
Stark just sighs in response, messing with him is fun!
"Well I know we are Ina desert in Afghanistan somewhere." I say with a smile I try to hide and he just says "No shit?" And then he ask something I wasn't expecting "why are you here kid? Where are your parents?
I proceed to tell him the story of this life. Naturally the completely empathic Stark ask "Can I see them!" Like a kid that's too excited.
"My boobs?" I ask about to laugh
"No your claws!" He yells with more energy then expected and I burst out laughing as he realized that I was messing with him.
"Ya you can see my claws"
Shink* 'I love them sooooo shiny!'
"They look awesome, you really don't know what they are made of?"
"No clue" I lie
"I will help you find out what they are when we get back. And Laura thanks for pulling me out, I would've died in the suit in this heat." Stark says, a bit surprised that he thinks that but realized he is probably right I was a head a bit and say " No problem...princess." and laugh again, ah this is fun!
"That's not my name and you know it!"
"Do I?" I say playing coy
"It is Stark, Tony Stark."
"What is?" I pretend not to know
"My!..... you are messing with me aren't you."
"Yes!" I yell and we both laugh like crazy.
We continue walking for a while telling each other about ourselves well mostly him. Until we both hear something approaching...Helicopters! And we both think 'Please be friendly!'