"Wife, I have money for the ride!"
She was suspicious, "Where did you get the money?"
"Didn't you give me 5 copper coins as private money? It costs 3 copper coins to take the cow's car, and I can still save two coins." He chuckled, "But even if I really had to crawl, I wouldn't want to spend it. Who wouldn't cherish the money given by their wife? I keep it in my bosom, and it warms my heart."
"Get out of here!" She grinned and bounced twice in place, "Third brother, I feel so great that I can walk while you can only crawl, what to do?"
"..." He was depressed, "You, wicked-hearted wife, I won't live with you anymore..."
Before he could finish, she quickly nodded, "Alright..."
Before she could nod completely, he quickly continued, "I won't live with you, but I will keep having sex with you, fiercely!"
"Damn it!" she cursed, "Third Brother, you are really perverted."
"Wife, you're too kind. It was you who were f***ed by me."