Kapitel 2: I Am A God, Like Seriously.
So, after 10 years that were filled with days full of battles where I nearly lost my life and nights where I nearly lost my dignity as a man.
I stood face to face with the Demon King.
Well, If you are wondering about who this guy was?
Yeah, he was a male, from another world just like me.
Now, you must be wondering, 'What was his goal?'
"I will unite the world and have all of these women for myself, just thinking of the Massive orgy is making me hard, Futa is peak!! But, You will be my most prized jewel though, I can already tell that you are still a virgin, Wahahahaha!!!"
So, yeah I tor- Killed him, yeah simple as that.
And that is how I got to meet the Goddess again.
"Can you send me to my world?" I asked.
"No," She said and then there was silence.
"Before you lose your temper, there is a way to get you out of this world," She said plainly.
"You don't say," I sheathed my sword back, I doubted I could've done much to this Woman or man or whatever this fusion was called since she was one of the major gods of this world and I was merely a hero she summoned. The gap in abilities was too much.
"You have to become a god," She said ignoring my actions.
"And how do I become a god?" Was my question naturally.
"You would have to pick up a profession before reaching the age of ten and practice it to a really high degree but," She stopped there and I urged her to continue.
"You've taken a lot of professions so..." There were no more words needed, as I was getting the results of what I caused or so I thought since I didn't want to die now that I had a chance.
'So I am a ten-year-old from this world's perspective? Can I file to the intergalactic FBI that these grown women with Cocks are trying to rape me?' It was an interesting thought but I didn't linger on it for a long time.
'As long as there is a chance,' I thought and started to practice as soon as I went back to the lower realm.
I made a house in the world's most dangerous mountain range where the ferocious dragons lived and trained there, this was to prevent any women from this world to come to me trying to get you know what.
I kept on training and training till I was able to reach the required degree for swordsmanship. This was the profession that I was the best at.
The condition for this was to be able to cut someone or something without them even knowing they have been cut.
It took me more than 100 years to achieve this, I was currently 140 and didn't look any older than when I first came here. If you ignore the patch of white hair on my head that came out because of how stressful the years were for me.
Leaving that aside it was thanks to the Goddess that I was able to learn of this condition.
She gave me a communication device that I can use to contact her directly and ask 'Am I God yet?' over and over while she told me the conditions to become a God of a certain profession.
Spearmanship, Archery, Horse riding, Cooking, Healing, Household chores, Medicine, and the list went on and on till I became the god of over 100 professions that I picked up in order to defeat the Demon King.
It took me on average 100 years to complete the condition for one profession in the start, but as I did more I was able to reduce it by a lot to 50 years with a single profession.
In the end, I spent a total of 7,500 years in this world till…
"Am I God yet?" I asked on the communication device while eating my pasta.
"Yes you are, I see your name here clearly, God of War and Arts, Adam," The reply came and a portal opened in front of me.
'Geez, can't even take a hint,' Quickly finishing my pasta I jumped into the portal and I was back in the upper realm.
Just that things were a bit different this time….
"There are earthquakes in heaven as well? Certainly a surprise," I couldn't help but say as I nearly lost my footing, but the incident was quickly forgotten because...
"So, when will you send me out of this world?" This was the only thing I cared for, and just like always…..
"I can't," The goddess replied.
"You don't say," I smiled and the goddess flinched.
"Calm down, and stop that energy beam or I'll die!!" She screamed but I was in no mood for that.
"Die then,"
"There is a way!! If you kill me who will tell you about that?" She screamed louder as I could only click my tongue and cancel the attack.
"Say that shit from the beginning, nearly lost your life over a few extra words,"
"It is you who is impatient," She said and…
"Of course I am, so don't play with me here," I said as things have been hard, I don't know how I was able to hold on this long.
"The reason I am unable to send you out right now is because you are stronger than me, so my authority wouldn't affect you like it did before," The Goddess explained but I wasn't the least bit interested in the reason.
"Blah, Blah, Blah, talking in circles when you can just get to the point," I could understand that we needed to find a stronger god than me to get me out of here.
"There are no stronger gods than you in this realm as of this mome- Hey put that sword down let me finish!!!"
"So, is there a way?" I asked without sheathing my sword.
"Yes, but if it'll work or not depends on you," She said and guided me to an altar.
"What do I have to do now?" I asked since I haven't the slightest clue of what needed to be done.
"You need to make a wish, if your wish is strong enough, the Goddess of Wishes should appear in front of you," She said as someone who wasn't too much into the religious stuff in my past life.
'Please get me out of this world!!!!!' I got on my knees and started to pray immediately with more zeal than any priest or saint known in history.
I mean I didn't care as long as I can get out of this place, because If I don't I am sure, I'll lose my mind.
'I don't want to live here, I want to go on a date with women, talk to them, touch them, See them!!' The years I have spent in a world with no proper recreational activities aside from a few sports, arts, and sex, have taken a toll on me.
I even tried to make some works from my past life to amuse myself with, but even those didn't turn out that good as I couldn't remember a lot of things from them.
And down the line, I even twisted many works with my fantasy mixed in them, I have forgotten many things, my family, what I did in my previous world, and I even forgot my own name after just 500 years into this world.
But at the time I didn't care about that since it was already gone, and it would get worst the more I thought about it. So, I just let it go. Get it?
It was truly the most hellish period of my life.
'No scratch that, the time I was nearly dragged into a fivesome with those teammates of mine was the worst, it takes the top spot, hand down,'
But I have survived, and overcome this all, it was all in order to get out of this world, That is why… That is why….
"I want to see a woman with no dick!!!!" I shouted with all of my power, with all my being. That was the only true wish I had and as if responding to that.
The altar shined so brightly that I thought I would go blind even if my eyes were closed. The ground rumbled violently and I could feel the earth ripping apart.
But it was only momentarily as the light dimmed so did the earthquake and before I could hear a soft voice in my ear.
"You have a really pure wish, It is the first time in countless millenniums that I had seen such a thing," I opened my eyes and saw an extremely beautiful woman in front of me.
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