Kapitel 109: Guide to tame

{ Guide to tame wild animals.}

[ Beginners do not try this at home without proper guidance!

Without proper safety measures, do not go ahead and face the wild beasts, unless you wish everyone to attend your mourning wake and in case you are suicidal, go ahead and kill yourself but not on my watch or I will haunt you in your sleep and bury you alive in a coffin.

In case you are tired of running, just think of how you will turn into minced meat if you stop, in case you want to become hamburger steak instead of eating one, be my guest!

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Even after reading this, if you think that your pride as a soldier is too big to ignore all the dangers around you, then just tell me which coffin would you like before jumping in the pit.