Kapitel 112: Causing Trouble
"WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!"
Terroriser angrily yells at the waitresses who were getting the food ready, but revising it due to Terroriser seeing it as garbage, the proprietress was currently outside of the building unaware that a so-called chef was harassing her employees.
"WHERE IS IT?!"
"We're all out." One of the waitresses nervously answered.
"VERDAMMT NOCH MAL!" Terroriser roared, bashing the table repeatedly like an angry Nazi Officer, but then he saw a piece of meat being cooked. Upon closer inspection he saw it was raw.
His expression changed several times from shock to anger.
"IT'S FOCKEN' RAW! THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!"
"Umm... should we do something about this?" Moo asked on the sidelines, beside an angry Adventurers looking in their direction, he glanced at Terroriser in the kitchen, barking loudly at the scared and frightened group of humans and cat demihumans, trying to cook at a fast pace.
"Well Terroriser did say he's a good cook and a former worker in Subway before on earth, until Vanoss fuck something up." Wildcat explained with a light chuckle, "But I didn't expect him to go full Gordon Ramsay."
"Yep." Vanoss nodded, smirking at the time where he fucked something up to Terroriser.
"COME ON PEOPLE! I THOUGHT Y'ALL MADE THE BEST MEAL IN THE CITY, BUT FROM WHAT I SAW IS JUST A BUNCH OF SISSIES MAKING BAGS OF DIARRHEA!"
All the female waitresses quickly did from what he ordered and started doing their respective tasks at a much faster pace. Terroriser pulled out his phone and made a call.
"Hello?"
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The scene shifted to a random store somewhere in Orazvil, Nogla was currently choosing which product he should pick, but was then interrupted by his phone vibrating located in his pocket.
Bringing it out, he asked, "Yeah?"
[Where the hell are you? Where the hell is my lamb sauce?]
"I can't. I'm still buying some chef clothes you asked for."
[YOU STILL BUYING CLOTHES!? IT'S BEEN HALF AN HOUR!? Fuck, well hurry up, get the sauce and come over here.]
"That's the thing though, I can't find any clothes. There's only soup." Nogla said while holding a soup can on his left hand.
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"..."
Back at the Hostess of Fertility restaurant, Terroriser could only stand there in silence after hearing what Nogla just said, but it was calm before the storm.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THERE'S ONLY SOUP?!" Terroriser roared as he proceeded to punch a hole through a wall on his right.
[I mean there's only soup!]
"THEN GET OUT OF THE FUCKING SOUP AISLE!"
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"Alright man, you don't have to shout at me. Jeez." Nogla mumbled as he continued walking and looked left and right to find something that he was looking for, only to find more soup.
"There's more soup!"
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Back at the restaurant, Terroriser was chopping some carrots angrily with a knife.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S MORE SOUP?!"
[There's just more soup!]
In anger, Terroriser proceeded to throw the knife at one of the waitresses, a light gray haired girl yelped and quickly ducks, letting the knife hit the wall instead.
"GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE!"
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At the store, Nogla went to the next aisle like Terroriser told him to, only to see more soup.
"There's still more soup!"
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At the restaurant, Terroriser grabbed one of the servants by the collar and shook her back and forth violently because she didn't cut the onions right.
"WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW, YOU IDIOT?!"
[I'm at soup!]
Letting go of the girl and throwing all the items from a desk, Terroriser holds the phone tightly and yells furiously.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE AT SOUP?!"
[I mean I'm at soup!]
"WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!"
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At the store, Nogla looks around till he sees the sign outside the store and it was literally written 'Soup store'.
"I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!"
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"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!"
[FUCK YOU!]
"FUCK YOU TOO!"
[FUCK YOU THREE!]
"FUCK YOU AND I WISH YOUR HEAD WILL EXPLODE LIKE A FUCKING WATER BALLOON!" Terroriser yelled angrily, he ended the calls and threw the phone across the room, shattering it into pieces.
"I'm surrounded by idiots!"
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Back to the other members of BBS, they could see a group of pissed off adventurers approaching in their direction.
"So guys, what should we do?" Vanoss asked the group, who only glared at him angrily.
"Are you seriously asking us while you were the one who caused this mess?" Basically said, glaring at Vanoss.
"Guys, guys~" Delirious cuts in, still drunk as hell. "If you guys wanna blame someone and throw them into a b-battle, I should do it.. I-I should do it for ya, for the boyz, hehe~"
"Delirious, you're drunk, you seriously wanna face them alone?" Moo asked the masked man in concern.
"Don't ya worry, Brocky, I know a bit of kung fu so, ehh~" Delirious waved at him, telling him to calm himself down. Delirious stood up and greeted these guys properly, they were about to step forward towards him but he greeted them first.
"Greetings gent... gentlemen." Delirious waved his hand at the group, while walking not in a proper way, knowing obviously he is drunk. Pointing to the unconscious man on the floor, Delirious said, "I wouldn't mind that about him sleeping his ass on the floor, I would like to apologize youuu...*burp*... for saying to eat 42 Subway sandwiches in a... in a.. in a.... subhub."
Another one of Delirious' weird quotes caused the group behind him to erupt in laughter. But not for the rest of the people in the restaurant, including the members of Apollo.
"What?"
"Who are you, little brat?"
"JJJJJust some guy who likes to hang out with my best friends over there." He said, pointing at Basically, Moo, Wildcat, and Vanoss.
Basically could only facepalm to himself, "Idiot."
"Hey bastard, have you really set on dying?" The one in the front suddenly said, clinging at Delirious by the collar. "So you're that little brat who hit our friend. You're just a drunk nobody, you think you can get away from this because you knock out one of the members of the best Familias?
"...yu-up, hehe~"
"Pathetic, I'm gonna beat your scrawny ass so that you and your little friends won't mess with us again." The man threatened, raising his fist as it glowed intensely with magical energy, using a buff skill that raises his physical strength, powerful enough to crush a foot tall steel cube with his bare hands.
That type of threat is enough to shut someone at Delirious' level. However, he is not any ordinary 'someone'.
Staring at the man, this time, in a bored look, Delirious muttered, "Okay, I take it back, this is boring."
Before the man could react, Delirious grasped his wrist tighly before cutting his hand off with his enchanted Diamond Sword.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Seeing one of their members lose a hand, all of the Apollo familia members ready to fight, including Hyakinthos Clio.
Putting back his sword in his slots, Delirious raised both of his arms and shouted, "Come at me, mothafuckas!"
Instantly, most of the members try to attack him but being drunk, Delirious just holds back. Even being outnumbered, he seems fine fighting against a few. Meanwhile the main characters can't help but just actually do nothing and watch, knowing that guy, or side character seemed to be fine on his own.
Some Apollo members step forward towards the others, still eating their meals.
Their first glare was on Vanoss, who raised his hand and said, "Don't look at me, I don't even know who these assholes are."
Slowly moving back, the Apollo members seemed to be convince and looks at the others instead.
"Oh come on! What did we do!?" Wildcat yelled, he and the others stare at Vanoss who only shrugged his shoulders and continue to eat his meal. "AHHH fuck this shit!"
One of them try to punch Moo but was easily caught, responding to the attack, Brock punch the guy in the guts and kick the second guy on the stomach, launching him to Basically who extend his arm, causing the flying man to hit his arm right on the head.
Back to Delirious, currently he pick up an Apollo member and yeet him at the other members, knocking them down.
"COME ON! IS THAT ALL YOU GOT! I'M JUST WARMING UP!"
Drunkenly taking out a bottle of beer, Delirious spilled it on his mask the whole thing. Finishing it, he threw it at the upcoming Apollo Familia member knocking him out.
"Hey."
Looking at his next opponent who is slowly approaching him, Delirious weakly smiled as he waved at him.
"Hi."
"You'll pay for this." Clio coldly responded, walking towards Delirious with a glare.
"Oh? You're approaching me, instead of running away, you just- blurrrgghhhh!"
Interrupting his reference, Delirious threw up. Finding an opportunity, Clio dashed towards Delirious at shocking speed, in a blur, he managed to punch Delirious in the face.
However, Delirious managed to avoid taking much damage.
Although he didn't dodge it, instead he blocked his incoming fist using his palm, a small shockwave passed to his side due to the punch force.
"That's some good strength, you got there. I felt that tickle on my palm." Delirious said mockingly.
Clio got even angrier and started throwing a barrage of punches at him, which Delirious blocked them all effortlessly.
"Horahhh!" He yawned out.
Seeing Delirious yawning like the battle was just some child's play, Clio became even wilder.
"Come on, your martial art is very disappointing, even Bruce Lee will call that Child's play!"
"Don't underestimate me!"
Suddenly, instead of punching him, Clio punched the ground, shattering the wooden floor and the dust hit Delirious' eyes. Even though he wore a mask, it hurts as hell.
"Ah shit!"
Giving Clio an opportunity, he temporarily punched Delirious' face so hard that it cracked his mask.
However, it did manage to crack his mask, but...
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"BWAHAHAHA!" Delirious laughed so hard and deadly that he reached the 'Tea's Done' level.
Meanwhile, Clio's expression went into shock, he looked at his smoking fist, questioning why his strength didn't do much damage.
"Oh well, it's my turn then."
Before Clio could even react in time, Delirious was already behind him.
"Wha-?!"
BAM! Crack!
With a loud crack sound, Delirious kicked Clip in the leg, painfully severing his bones like a broken stick.
"AHHHH!!"
BAM!
Another loud bam erupted, Delirious roundhouse kick Clio in the chest, launching him faster than a cannonball.
Rolling on the ground fast as a fast vehicle, Clio hits the wall hard, enough to shatter it and knock him out.
"RETIRED!"
Chuckling for a bit, Delirious look back where his friends was, he saw them already drank their drinks with nine unconscious bodies with them
"Oh, you're already done."
"What you expect, were badasses you know?" Wildcat replied to Delirious words, feeling a bit insulted.
"I know ¦3" Delirious said as he sat down in his seat and continued to drink his whisky.
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"WHAT ARE YOU!?"
The Irish Terminator named Terroriser shouted at one of the waitresses, placing two slices of bread on the side of her face, making her like a living sandwich.
"A-An idiot sandwich." A black haired cat demihuman replied frighteningly, not looking at Terroriser from all the harsh yelling he made.
"IDIOT SANDWICH WHAT!?"
"An idiot sandwich, chef."
"GOOD!"
Throwing the bread away, Terroriser grabbed her shoulders, turned her 180 degrees and smacked her behind to push her forward to continue her work.
"God, I'm such a good chef." Terroriser said as he marched towards the exit with a prideful smirk.
But when he got closer to the exit, he could hear a loud commotion. At the next moment, his eyes widened upon watching his friends beating up a group of experienced adventurers.
"What in the hell is goin' on in here!?" Terroriser yelled in confusion at the mess, he looked around till his eyes lay on his friends. "You guys really like to get us in trouble, ain't ya?"
Looking at everyone present, they have a surprise expression, including the main characters themselves, including Bete right there who also has a surprised look.
Well, it makes sense, someone beated a large number of Apollo Familia members just himself effortlessly which it was very surprising if it's the same as Delirious by seeing a drunk Jack Sparrow beating 10 Bruce Lees at once.
"Hehe, you mad, Brian?" Delirious asked, smiling wryly.
"What kind of question is that? Of course not! Y'all just make me proud, fucking em all up!" Terroriser said as he gave them a thumbs up with a grin.
"What is going on here!?" Another voice suddenly sounded.
Everyone turned their gaze to the woman, the owner of this restaurant who was dumbfounded on seeing her restaurant in a complete mess.
Asking to all of the customers enraged, they all pointed to the group, including the employees pointed at them as well.
"...rats." Terroriser muttered, watching the tall dwarf approaching them menacingly.
"Wanna explain something about this? Especially you harassing my girls?" She asked, glaring at the group, an aura of darkness surrounded her with a single red eye looking over them like prey.
The one who answered first is Wildcat, "Those sons of bitches were pissed off because we knocked that small dick friend of theirs and-"
Calming his friend down, Terroriser looked at Mio and spoke out, "Don't need to worry, miss, it's all just between men, a fine conversation between us men, and as for harassing your employees, I am only just trying to teach them how to cook better."
"And who said you can work here?"
"...I already told you, I only teach those girls a lesson of cooking, ma'a-"
"Miss Mio, he spank my bum." The girl, the one that Terroriser made her as an idiot sandwich pointed out to him, holding her ass painfully.
"Okay, this people in this restaurant are a bunch of snitches-"
Cutting Terroriser sentenced off again, it was the moment when the angered Proprietress smacked between her fist and her palm. Once she cracked her knuckles, her little chubby figure instantly changed to a muscular body, her muscles extended to the point that you could see veins popping up like it was about to pop out soon, and her clothes nearly torn apart. And in an instant, it changed her demeanor from calm and sweet to pure bloodlust.
Without much hesitation, the muscular Mio twisted her right hand into a fist. Terroriser caught her movement through his cybernetic eyes and tried his best to dodge the strike but it was still connected to his face. For a robot like him, pain was inconsequential but the fear that his Nuclear Fusion Cell located in the same approximate position as a human's heart would be destroyed unless that woman was strong enough to destroy his durable metallic body.
Just how strong the punch was he couldn't tell, as in the next moment, he was laying on the shattered ground, deep into a crater with his head missing, causing everyone in the restaurant to look at his headless body in horror.
After a few seconds, his nano-construction bots reconstructed his head and once they finished, Terroriser gasped.
"JESUS!"
Sighing in relief, Mio thought she killed the guy and had to face the consequences, but thankfully, whatever the guy did, even saved her life. Returning to her normal self, Mio extended her hand to help Brian up, which Terroriser accepted.
Even though she helped him up, she didn't forgive these boys, even the members of Apollo for causing destruction to her restaurant.
Looking at the troublemakers with an intense glare, she sternly proposed for all of them to pay a sum of money for the property damages they had caused.
And the price... it's over a hundred thousand, if not a million.
Mio's proposition and the price caused the gang to groan, that piece of cash is enough to almost swallow their whole wallet.
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